Where is the most embarrassing place to be caught naked in?

Now, this should be interesting....

When you dive in the pool and your shorts float up. Or when you see a sexy woman parading herself in a skimpy thong by the pool and you start removing your pants cuz you wanna jack with your hard on but the woman discovers you're naked and hard underwater hehe

Speaking from experience, OZ?  j/k  

I cant really think of one because im naked most of the time and love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  LOl


kisses
lacey

as a teenager, I was caught naked with a boy in the back seat.
We were getting it on, when a cop knocked on the window. How embarrassing! I was so glad he let us go without calling my parents. I guess, I have always been a naughty girl.





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Father came in bedroom one morning when I was a teen to wake me. I had a nocturnal erection. He says "I see you are awake already". I looked down and saw my penis pointed straight to the ceiling and blurted "But I wasn't doing anything" as he just walked out of the room.

In the end, the kid is caught in the bathroom pleasuring himself dreaming about Stacy's Mom, who is very hot BTW.

The song is by "Fountains of Wayne".

Reanny Bonaducci's ass. (eom)

C'mon- get happy!

campground in Wyoming. It wasn't as desereted as we thought.  I was on my toes in the dirt cause, well, the table was higher than my legs and Little Sampson could reach and I couldn't put my hands on her because the angle would've crushed her into the edge of the table...  So I was balancing...arms out like "Whale-Rider" or "Equus" or some arms-in-the-air doggie-esque thing.  And through the stand of trees comes this couple.  They appeared over-dressed for the wilderness if you ask me....like they were from the fifties, like Lucy and Desi if they went camping.
 By the time I realized we had been seen they had turned around and were scampering out into the brush and my lady friend and I climbed up on the table proper for some doggie without the balancing act.  Of all the gin joints in all of Wyoming they had to walk in on us....and not during "normal proper" doggie sex.  No.  They had to walk in on us while I was balancing on my toes in the "Karate Kid" Swan position.  

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Once in a lifetime occurence! My ATF's place of business was having some problems with the A.C. so she said I could come to her place, so after all the hot action I had to use the facilities which were down the hall, as I started walking down the hall butt naked and swingin she yells at me " Look before you go down there and make sure my neighbors aren't sitting at their dining room table" needless to say as I looked up about 50 feet away sat a couple in there 60's looking straight at me. There was a window at the end of the hall and the curtains were open, I just smiled and waved, what else can a happy and satisfied guy do ?  At least they didn't point and laugh.

Main Conference Room, banging a college intern on the mahogany conference table, and....

The Northeast Region VP walks in with two other officers and TWO CLIENTS!!!

On a f---ing Saturday night, COME ON!!!

The guy didn't even get fired, though... (hey, it wasn't me, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! ROFL!!!)

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Hell, I was in my 30's and that happened to me, The girl I was with was just so much fun, we laughed our asses off after the cop left.

Whose boss interrupted them in a courtyard of an office building complex over lunch.  They had their clothes off and were about to go into doggie.  It seems they thought since all the windows around them were reflective, that the windows were not really windows!

Their boss was surprisingly cool about this.  They both still kept their jobs.

As for your interruption, JP, your interlopers obviously thought you were performing some kind of mystical ritual!

you talked your way out of it cuz your so silky smooth?

I would have to say a secluded spot in the forest near Slide Rock in Sedona.  I was gettin' it on with my sweetie, and it wasn't embarrassing at all, until elderly couple right by us!  :P

I sleep naked and I also grab my paper every morning,sans clothes, well the paper boy missed his mark one morning and I croched down and I went for the long stretch to get my paper I have a screen door, and a regular door, regular door locks automatically when closed,I thought I had my foot on the regular door I was more concerned with being naked and grabbing the paper! well you can imagine what happened! I yelled for my neighbor next door, a real nice girl and she brought me a long large sweatshirt and she went down and got the manager for me to unlock my door while I stayed in her apt. Needless to say I put on my rob now to get the paper!!! Thank God her screen door was open because it was a nice cool morning! I lucked out!

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lmao
try in reverse
as mom playing with her vibrator (In own room with door closed) when 20 yr old son just opens door and walks in. now who was more embarased is question