Let's say you can't connect one night, but the night is still young. You know the looks you'd get if you placed a male condom on the bar, next to your cell phone and drink ... so instead, you try a FC?

I'm imagining a group of 10 of us...you and I included... and we are listening to you say this out of no where.  

Well, everyone is so serious all the time on this board ....
nice to meet you too ... xoxo

.... what bar?  

Is probably going to say, "I've heard those are great for anal sex. The leather bar is down the street"

IRL

I was interested in hearing the more clever responses like this and Julia's. This can be a very entertaining crowd. Always a few who jump ugly and don't understand tongue in cheek.

Gotta love hooker being honest.

Although those things are notoriously hard to get right the first few times. I prefer the male condoms for ease of use...maybe I am just lazy...lol

Good to hear. I have wondered about guys experiences with them.