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NickyBarnes 2170 reads
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Has anyone ever requested for fun under the blankets, instead of on top? Is there a reason all sessions are on top.

Alexandra Kole See my TER Reviews 1065 reads
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The duvets in the incalls I've used are quite nice...

Conversely, there is nothing clean going down at a Motel 6, where you'd probably be safer on top rather than inside those covers...bleck!

I typically do it for two reasons. If I'm on tour, I usually have to sleep in that same bed and after I've showered I don't want to sleep with your leftover pubes or juices. I always take the top blanket off that I used and put the spare from the closet on to sleep with, plus my sheets haven't been touched. I like that.

If I squirt, or spill a drink, or whatever, at least it's not on my sheets. I don't like calling for extra sheets, especially the same day I check in. Red flag for housekeeping.

I even find with overnights we typically start on top, shower & then sleep in the sheets...

NickyBarnes 1176 reads
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ost of my encounters are in (my own) hotel room, and I guarantee you, NOTHING is taking place on top of a hotel room's nasty, unwashed blanket or comforter!  That goes immediately to the floor, and any and all nekkid activity happens between the sheets.  I'm fairly certain the sheets are washed, at least at the hotels I stay at these days.  In my younger, cheaper years, who knows!!

inicky46 61 Reviews 611 reads
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The two filthiest things in a hotel room are the comforter and the TV remote.  I never fuck a hooker on either.

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 693 reads
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"Inside a $300-a-night room at one of New York's finest hotels, there was dried semen on the bedspread and urine stains on the bedroom walls."

"Regardless of cost -- from a one-star hotel room priced at $55 a night to a five-star room hotel room renting for $400 a night -- lab results showed traces of urine or semen in every room Primetime tested."

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Health/hiding-hotel-room/story?id=1507794

The bedspread might be changed only four times a year.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/TRAVEL/02/25/hotel.hygiene/index.html

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 532 reads
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6 / 38

I enjoy getting under the sheets. Of course, it's my own bed and I have nice bedding. I wonder how often hotels actually change the sheets on beds? Ewww  

Posted By: NickyBarnes
Has anyone ever requested for fun under the blankets, instead of on top? Is there a reason all sessions are on top.

Julio_Rapier 455 reads
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7 / 38

You share the same name.

russbbj 89 Reviews 521 reads
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Fucking hookers on the remote was always my favorite, bend them over it doggy, lay them flat on the remote and pin their legs back, one of my favorites is to put the remote on its side and try to balance her on the side edge the entire time , while avoiding touching the bed. Great! Now I can't fuck on the remote either? Damn

SCBodyRub 13 Reviews 426 reads
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9 / 38

I always have clean sheets in my car.. maybe I'll just bring them up along with my own towels

donziman99 15 Reviews 501 reads
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10 / 38

than is present in another human being's rectum...   for those who DATO and think that's safe sex...

angelexotic See my TER Reviews 902 reads
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11 / 38

you should ALWAYS request clean sheets asap when you check in.

 
and or bring a few of your own in a suit case on wheels to drape bed with one for each client is ideally best.  

 
                      i would not allow clients under the comforter . I sleep under there and I dont allow my clients on my comforters or under the comforter, I drape the bed for them each client gets thier own freshly laundered sheet and fresh pillow cases . too.

 
my pet peeve is when they are all covered in my saliva and both us sweating and anal lubes, massage creams, regular lubes, and they are writHING AROUND ON BED AND SHEET IS COMIN OFF THE BED AND THEY ARE GETTIN ALL OVER COMFORER UNDER NEATH, I AM LIKE AAGH!

 omg let me fix the sheet.

 
i dont wanna be washin a comforter after each guest, nor do i wanna sit down in some anal lub and ball sweat when puttin my clean clothes on sittin on a comforter after my shower.

 
clean linenes to drape the massage table and or bed is a must for each guest.

 
even when traveling and using hotels. at least for me thats something i am anal retentive aBOUT,...

russbbj 89 Reviews 653 reads
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12 / 38

I travel a lot for business and so none of this surprises me, but damn, it was a lot nicer when I wasn't necessarily aware of how nasty the comforter is. Can't tell you how many times I've traveled all damn day, got to my room, plopped down on the bed and took a quick nap on top of the comforter. Of course during most if not all of my incall sessions all of the action was performed on top of the comforter but I was blissfully ignorant.

hey mikey 8 Reviews 908 reads
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One needs to remember that one reason Mike Tyson was not prosecuted only for rape but actually also for a few slightly lesser charges of sexual assault/deviant behavior many years ago was because the comforter on the bed of the nicest hotel in Indianapolis at the time had at least 6 and perhaps as many as something like 14 different semen samples on it -- and none were Iron Mike's.  The prosecutors were afraid that the pageant contestant who he raped would have been put on trial as if he was just one of many who she had sex with that weekend, plus this was likely to confuse a jury which would want dna proof, so they hedged their bets.  Since then, the comforter or duvet at every hotel I stay in ALWAYS goes either on the floor or into the closet immediately upon arrival.  (Hotels do not clean them daily!)

My suggestion for traveling ladies is to get a room with 2 beds.  

 
My guess is that Mr. Sugar never has this issue... as he is so rich and powerful that every hotel he visits has a wing of suites at his disposal, likely with a different escort waiting for him in each bed.   ;)

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Gonad-the-Contrarian 467 reads
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This thread shows why much of what is discussed on this board is mostly just plain crap. Even when some one who starts with a topic that can be interesting or even helpful the pack of trolls,stalkers, and living examples of the inequality --that there are more horses asses than there are horses. Rather than contributing anything useful they pile on like a pack of hyenas devouring a crippled gazelle.  After digesting nutritional meat it is turned to stinking shit. 8o( OK y'all stand back as the hyenas jump on this!

anavictoria See my TER Reviews 723 reads
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I go I bring my own sheets. I work with messy oils and to me it's a courtesy, not only to the person I'm providing for but the staff. It saves the bedding and it doesn't use up your towels. Some would rather not bother with calling housekeeping so I keep it simple. Plus it's a peace of mind that no matter where I go I'm not sliding around on anything other than what I know to be clean, and you! People do appreciate the extra effort.

StinaValentine See my TER Reviews 671 reads
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Which gets super wrinkled after laying on it. I don't see how it can look so pressed without being washed/dried unless they take them off the beds and iron them. Same goes for the sheets, they are super wrinkled after laying on them too.

I prefer sex on top because all that bedding gets in the way of trying to move around. I get hot easily too and don't want to be sweating all over my date. lol

cspatz 67 Reviews 623 reads
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icky Barnes was a criminal turned Govt informant. Not just any criminal. Major drug lord and crime boss. Not judging. Just commenting.

hey mikey 8 Reviews 414 reads
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SCBodyRub 13 Reviews 530 reads
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Ivysparks See my TER Reviews 633 reads
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That's super fucking gross. Always on top with a sheet. Men sweat more than women and it tends to soak the top layer

SCBodyRub 13 Reviews 473 reads
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I know when I go to a providers hotel incall, I sometimes think about who else might have been on these covers/sheets. I have had one provider toss off the blankets and sheets and put her own on the bed. I could tell because the sheets were a diffrent pattern than the other.

This subject has also brought to mind how many times I have travelled and just plopped down on the bed. Yes, some hotels do put their comforters inside what looks like clean duvet covers (not wrinkled or stained), but who knows how may rooms I have stayed in that might have been used the previous day by a provider..

Julio_Rapier 390 reads
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I know many people including myself iterchange the two terms. However I think the bedspread is the textile that goes between the mattress and boxspring.

rembrnad0284 12 Reviews 653 reads
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But after having a family friend just die from a staph inspection picked up after a brief hospital stay, I'll take my chances in hotels.

Alexandra Kole See my TER Reviews 701 reads
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25 / 38

I agree! The hotels I use always have a duvet, which is the slightly thicker sheet-like cover over the comforter, and it's washed as often as the sheets, so it's as clean as it's going to get.

Even if I had sex in between the sheets, what makes that any cleaner if you're my second date that day? Somebody else still put his naked ass in those same sheets before you, or on top of the same duvet...

I won't get a double bed room for the sheer facts that a double bed is too small for my acrobatics, and it looks odd when you're traveling alone to ask for a double bed room.

It's a miracle we've all stayed in hotels and are still alive!!!
Posted By: StinaValentine
Which gets super wrinkled after laying on it. I don't see how it can look so pressed without being washed/dried unless they take them off the beds and iron them. Same goes for the sheets, they are super wrinkled after laying on them too.  
   
 I prefer sex on top because all that bedding gets in the way of trying to move around. I get hot easily too and don't want to be sweating all over my date. lol

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 465 reads
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GaGambler 846 reads
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but I actually believe him when he claims he is innocent of THAT crime.

When he got out of prison he didn't come out with a bunch of fake contrition that a guilty man would say. His first words I believe were "I should have raped the bitch" I for one believe him.

I also believe he is/was a thug with no redeeming qualities that if were tried and convicted for every crime he ever committed would most likely be serving thousands of years in prison.

MasterZen 33 Reviews 559 reads
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that every hotel was blathering at us to be "eco-friendly" and NOT let them wash towels, sheets, etc.?

Most of the uber-nice hotels will wash sheets daily and duvet covers between guests (ahem, registered guests). Odds are, if they have switched to duvet covers, they are washing them (or will if requested). Comforters? Not so much.  

I say "Tell 'em what you want."  The same answer applies to the OP's question as to the bedcover discussion.

Whatever you choose, I've never seen a headline like "Hotel guest sickened by duvet cover" (although I have seen some hideously distasteful color schemes and patterns on some over the years). I'm guessing you are fairly safe

macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 690 reads
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29 / 38

where is Blowing Fucking Chunks? probably changed his handle again.

VOO-doo 646 reads
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I stayed in the same 3.5-star hotel (Marriott, Hyatt, Radisson) in NYC for a week. One of my first clients made a pretty big skid mark on top of the comforter (which was pure white). I couldn't do appointments without it. I mean, imagine entering a hotel room as a client, and seeing a bed being stripped down to the sheets. So, I just dimmed the lights, lit some candles, and obnoxiously tried to avoid the spot.  

The skid mark would have been immediately apparent to anybody looking at it in normal light. Every morning, I'd crumple it and place it upon the bed. Every afternoon, I'd return to find the SAME coverlet re-applied. There was no way the maids could have missed the skid mark.  

Skid mark aside, that thing got pretty grimy-looking after all the bodies rolling over it for five days straight. It was gross. But it was never washed or changed. I was afraid to ask, because I'd been coached NOT to arouse suspicions by requesting a change of sheets.

luvthemboobies85 604 reads
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I like the topic being discussed.

Blowing Chunks 429 reads
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impposter 49 Reviews 539 reads
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I've read a bunch of replies but I don't know where to put this, so I'll reply to the OP.  

There have been many "investigative reports" on hotel hygiene: re-wrap the dirty glasses as "sanitary"; refold towels that don't look too bad; etc.  

When they use a UV light to look for the kinds of protein and DNA residue associated with adult activities other than eating a chicken salad sandwich, they find it EVERYWHERE including light switches, the clock radio, phone, electrical outlets (how the fuck do you get jizz on the outlets?), ... everywhere.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em?  Wear a giant double-occupancy condom big enough for the both of you?

 

 



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hbyist+truth=;( 736 reads
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Spooge on the outlet...guy jacks off or lady jacks off guy and does not wash the crap off his/her hands just a quick wipe and bingo, residue on everything they touch...comforting isn't it.

VipRC See my TER Reviews 554 reads
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People just loooooooooove to have 'dates' in them! Lololol

I had an issue in a very nice hotel in NY & the clerk offered to upgrade me to a suite with a Jacuzzi! Lol
I promptly replied that that wasn't an upgrade I'd be interested in and if he watched Dateline? EWWWW!
The female clerk was laughing her butt off & nodding in agreement with me! Lol

RC

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