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JakeFromStateFarm 3053 reads
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Street name edited out in case that violates a TER rule.

'Friendly' Escort Steals $500, Man Tells Fairfield Police

FAIRFIELD, Conn. — A [blank] Road man called police early Monday to report an escort he met on Craigslist and thought he was “developing a friendship” with had stolen $500 from him, police said.

The 40-year-old victim called police about 1 a.m. Monday after a woman he knows only as “Amanda” came to his home, had sex with him and then said she had to get something from her car, police said. When she didn’t return, the man went to look for her and found $500 he left on a counter missing and “Amanda” nowhere to be found, police said.

The man told officers he met “Amanda,” who said she was an escort, online and she agreed to come to his home and have intercourse with him for $200 three weeks ago, police said. He believed last night’s “hookup” would be free because they were “developing a friendship,” police said.

The victim told police he didn’t have an address for “Amanda,” just a phone number

FatVern 592 reads
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You'll do better next time, just remember the friendship is not real.

JakeFromStateFarm 545 reads
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But one thing is certain.  You won't do better next time.

Mr.M.Johnson 517 reads
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maxwell44 23 Reviews 524 reads
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Aside from that, there is quite an irony that "Jake from Statefarm" is telling us about someone getting robbed in his home.

This makes me want to call the real Jake from Statefarm at 3 AM to see if my insurance will cover me from these types of robberies.

JakeFromStateFarm 304 reads
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Just wear khakis, especially at 3 AM.  But State Farm does not cover the terminally stupid, so tough luck for the poor guy in Fairfield.  And others.

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sexybrietaylor See my TER Reviews 555 reads
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Also when did craigslist put escorts back up in their site?  Sigh. So much stupid.

VelvetVacation See my TER Reviews 473 reads
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-He believed last night’s “hookup” would be free because they were “developing a friendship,”-

The $500 on the counter was just for decorative purposes, Officer.

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 480 reads
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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 390 reads
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If he'd of been black the cop would have shot him halfway through the story.

JakeFromStateFarm 405 reads
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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 537 reads
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Have been for years.  

Posted By: sexybrietaylor
Also when did craigslist put escorts back up in their site?  Sigh. So much stupid.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 538 reads
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He's the EX-owner of $500.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 505 reads
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ripmany 9 Reviews 432 reads
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Depends on how count in 60 that had color took a while to upgrade.

ripmany 9 Reviews 495 reads
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I call the police both times my wallet was stollen.  It don't get you stuff back. Can use it if you visa card is charge to hilt. I advance from bicycle and pick pick them up on the street to look for low cost ter review hookers. If she Craig list it would be real wack because there don't have a escort page any more.

Duplicitouslust 24 Reviews 435 reads
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Brie, no wonder you were laughing because pay 4 play is not okay in the eyes of the law in that particular state.  Also what did you want the cops to do with so little information.

Posted By: sexybrietaylor
Also when did craigslist put escorts back up in their site?  Sigh. So much stupid.

mrfisher 108 Reviews 449 reads
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mrfisher 108 Reviews 427 reads
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She lifted his money.



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BigPeterJohnson 39 Reviews 604 reads
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in these guys' case, it's more like onedownsmanship...

JakeFromStateFarm 372 reads
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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 313 reads
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balljointnut 23 Reviews 435 reads
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1256849 23 Reviews 449 reads
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If you change the dollar amounts ($20 instead of $200 and $50 instead of $500) I would swear this is something Ripmany would have done.

Posted By: JakeFromStateFarm
Street name edited out in case that violates a TER rule.  
   
 'Friendly' Escort Steals $500, Man Tells Fairfield Police  
   
 FAIRFIELD, Conn. — A [blank] Road man called police early Monday to report an escort he met on Craigslist and thought he was “developing a friendship” with had stolen $500 from him, police said.  
   
 The 40-year-old victim called police about 1 a.m. Monday after a woman he knows only as “Amanda” came to his home, had sex with him and then said she had to get something from her car, police said. When she didn’t return, the man went to look for her and found $500 he left on a counter missing and “Amanda” nowhere to be found, police said.  
   
 The man told officers he met “Amanda,” who said she was an escort, online and she agreed to come to his home and have intercourse with him for $200 three weeks ago, police said. He believed last night’s “hookup” would be free because they were “developing a friendship,” police said.  
   
 The victim told police he didn’t have an address for “Amanda,” just a phone number

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JanetRenosBeard 382 reads
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Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 498 reads
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coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 270 reads
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I suspect you are even older than me.  Lol

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 340 reads
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FatVern 388 reads
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after you have invited a hooker into your home.

 
She probably thought it was left out for her.

JakeFromStateFarm 284 reads
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Did you ever in your life have $500 in the same place at the same time?
PS: that's a rhetorical question.  Do you know what that means?

ripmany 9 Reviews 372 reads
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No more escorts section but some hookers post in the personal it a free posting but she will Tell you before meeting she a p4p not a civic.

vantheman666 10 Reviews 381 reads
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Rip is actually correct, but as usual, the language is garbled.  I will make it a bit more clear:  Some hookers will put up an ad in the personals on CL, stating that they want a FWB or other strictly sexual relationship, and then pull their "bait and switch" when they get a reply.  That actually happened to me once.  I didn't do it, but it gave me ideas, and then I found BP, and the rest is history.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 465 reads
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not quite the advertising, but in the personals section, yes. They're there

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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 415 reads
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