I'm getting older and well... softer/limper.

I do not want to take the pills.

How do I get hard so I can fuck the provider?

 
Your thoughts if any?

Liquid nitrogen

Book yourself a ticket to Thailand and fly into Bangkok. Take a 1.5 hour taxi to Pattaya and you will arive in pussy paradise.  

Go into any Go-Go bar on Walking Street and pick out the most attractive young Thai doll you can find. Tell her that you would like to go up with two girls at one time so ask this Thai doll to select a partner for the date.

Go upstairs and enjoy. I have found that my favorite way of having an orgasm is for me to have one Thai doll sitting on my face while another Thai girl is riding me CG. The taste, smell, sight and feel of these Thai dolls drives me into such pleasure. I stick my tongue deep into the Thai dolls pussy on my face while my semen floods the vagina of the young women riding me CG.

Your penis will be rock hard and no viagra required. My Mexican friend says Viagra was invented for men that must fuck a nasty aging and overweight wife since they are afraid to experiment with young women

Could she raise her rates?

See? Udo's not racist at all. He has a Mexican friend!

My good friend William Shatner says that experimenting with two green space women at the same time works equally well.  No viagra required.  My Mexican friend agrees.

You think you would know...but then it's Udo

Speaking of which, wonder how many times Udon't got greek only because there was no other choice but oral?

I wonder if that one will go over the Hound's head as well?

I think "girly boy" is a term coined by the "Arnold", I will leave it to others to judge whether or not they are "fiendishly sexy" As far as I am concerned any one with a dick is not sexy to me, but others have their own tastes. who am I to judge?

I usually don't help out trolls, but I'm feeling good tonight. A while ago I was having the same problem and I'm no old geezer, he told me to try ginseng... it work I never have any erectile problems

It really isn't helping your self esteem.. Is it?
You constantly belittle yourself. That can't make you hard.

My Advice…
Apologize… Own up for being an asshole. It will set you free.
Your dick will follow.
Or just be a weirdo… Your choice.

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Watch out Udo!!!  
Tits or not! The Hound needs his kibble!!!!!

Here it is, and I will be sending you a bill for the ten seconds I had to spend on Google proving you wrong.

I know eventually you will be right and I will be wrong, but not tonight

Look up girly boys in Thailand....then let me know if you still don't get it.

I believe the correct term is ladyboy.  And many of them are amazingly beautiful and fiendishly sexy.

I would assume that you knew beforehand...or was it a "surprise"?

from his "Crying Game" moment.

It's his brain that we wonder about

I hope they are all OK.  Funny that you seem more interested in discussing Thai poontang.  Oh, that's right!  You're a troll and your Phillippina wife and her family are just a fantasy you want us to buy.
All this makes me wonder: based on your great experience as a self-styled "World Class Hobbyist," would you say it would be easy to get BBFS/creampie service at a bargain rate in Tacloban?  Perhaps you are speeding there as we speak?

that Thailand is TS capital of the world.. When you pick up a chick from bar, you have to be very careful.. It could turn out to be she-male..

You idiot.. It went over your head..

You goofnut...

Think hes in love with his provider , and can't find someone who compares.... its like a withdrawl , and he's in relapse mode ....although Mr . Chow may fool him with that mangina of his , dawg its not an Asian labia its his Asian penis ...stay away from Chinese food !  

Oh that movie cracked me up ! Did u c part 3 ???

it was Hans and Franz

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I've never been there, but the pics are amazing.  It's almost impossible to tell.  According to some guys reporting from there, it's really hard to tell up close and personal, too.  I think I'm katoey-phobic so I guess I won't be heading there until they come up with a fool proof system to tell.  Maybe I'll just bring a DNA-test kit with me and check for a Y chromosome.

blood circulating through your entire body; especially the joints which increases blood flow to your dick.

and that Arnold borrowed it from them, since they were his "cousins".  But everybody knew that, apparently except you.

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and it definitely works.

You didn't even read your own link!  Guess you should have spent more than ten seconds doing that, lol! Where do I send the bill for the 20 seconds it took me to do that?

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Not that you are wrong, but who asked you to butt in??? lmao

In my defense, it wasn't just the alcohol, It was a combination of PUI, watching football, and not having my reading glasses on,

In any case please "go fuck yourself" and do it now!!! lol

and one other thing, a lesser man would have removed the evidence and deleted his post, as I've said on many occasions, "I stand behind every post I have ever made, even the stupid ones" Well I guess we know which category this one fits into

Happy now??? lmao

Send the bill to the Blue Marlin Bar, c/o GaGambler, it will get paid. And fuck you very much, which will also happen, just not by me.

BTW obviously no one knows me as GaGambler in CR, but if you ask for "ChinoRicardo" everyone will know exactly who you are asking about.

I grabbed a tranny's junk like Crocodile Dundie a few weeks ago.
Hey! I couldn't tell, and it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Thankfully I was so drunk. I really don't remember much.
I remember what I had previously thought was a hot girl hitting me, and screaming.
The bouncers were really nice about kicking me out.

Then a few years ago. A bunch of girls I know wanted to take me to dinner.
They said they were taking me to this super fun place. It's called Lucky Changs or Chans or something.
Fucking granny's and tranny's everywhere! The girls thought is was so fucking funny.

So I'm drinking like a fish to numb my brain..
These were ugly, manly bitches!!
I go to take a piss, and this fat ass lady boy is pissing in the stall next to me.
It grabs my dick!!! A struggle begins. I wind up pissing all over the place.
It was like an x rated episode of Seinfeld. I was fending this thing off by pissing at it.
I remember saying Back! Back! Using my dick as some sort of weapon.
Why does this shit happen to me?
Like the time I told Woddy Allen to go fuck himself..
Wrong place wrong time I guess

You are kind of a fuck-up, my boy.  But you are a lovable fuckup.  Mom thinks so, too.

You are a legend in your own mind.  And, no, I won't send the bill.  I'll deliver it myself.  And, yes, I am happy now.  Then again, I am always happy.

Yeah, I was wrong, It's what happens sometimes when you post drunk, get over it. Inicky and I certainly have. Sheesh, can't a guy have any fun around here without some yahoo taking shit so damned seriously?

Its how things work around here.

Its no big deal to me.   I thought it was funny you went out of your way to be a board bully and ended up looking like  a dumbass.  You apparently still are doing that towards me now

Eating right and working out will help you....Also don't drink alcohol for a week or two.  If you party (use drugs or alcohol) flush all the crap out of your body for a least two weeks.   You cock and body will respond  :  

And I knew that was a tranny.
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

Was that tranny a stick shift or an automatic?  And where the hell did you put the dipstick?

I have shit on Gambler at least as many times as he has shit on me.  He also cut me a lot of slack when I was a noob and he modded this board, so he generally gets a pass.  Funny thing is, I did the same thing he did: I didn't read past the first line of his Wiki article and assumed he was right until I saw your post.  Besides, it is always fun to see him "hoist by his own petard."  Believe me, it doesn't happen often.

I was going to say that you may get fucked with occasionally, but I can't remember you ever having been bullied here, except maybe when the Dungbeetle went all "tough guy" on you. lmao

Now OTOH I do recall many instances when YOU were the bully, and I was right behind you, cheering you on.

http://www.erecaidpumps.com/?gclid=CKn14I3O57oCFURU4godzDAAoQ

Keeps you hard and the cock rings allow you to last longer.  In fact, makes you a bit harder than normal LOL........

But we are equal-opportunity pricks.  To me, you (and pretty much everybody else) are a chain with a big sign on it that says, "Pull me."  So I do.  And I expect the same.  If you dish it out, you've got to be prepared to take it.

He certainly tried to bully me with the asshole and GFY (lol) comments.  But I don't feel bullied either because as we all know, trikes are for girly-boys who fantasize about being a meter maid.  When he lashes out like that, in his alcohol and drug addled brain, he is sure he is writing a parking ticket.  But seriously, I kid him - really I do!  Peace out dudes.

That would work for me! Come on down to the BDSM boad and bring your platform heels.

He is right. No fried foods, no red meat, no ice cream and no cake.  Also plenty of antioxidants,  tomatoes , plenty of grape juice, amd Pom Juice.  It is amazing how this type diet is an aphrodisiac!  Works for me.