Here, from government experts, are 10 warning signs that the provider you've picked up is a sinister space babe:



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to collect sperm samples to repopulate their species...

OMG! How many are going to look like Spinner39?

Nothing gives away an alien like the blurry face. Everybody knows that.

But what if they're here to take us all over, Invader-style?  How many aliens are now masquerading as hobbyists?

This, I think, is a clue to all those gymnastic reviews.  Only an alien could climax four times in thirty minutes.

Yes  Lex  I  am an alian,  here  to  suck  and  fuck  you  all  dry.......................

Proof  I  am  one  I  have  the  blur  on my  face.....

On second thoughts...

Lead me to be taken!

Cheers!

...dearest Karrie, I will remove my tin foil helmet.

Come and take me.

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furiously handsome butt and drapes behind your left knee that gives you away as an space alien.

that is funny, I wondered if I was an alien, but then I read item 10 and since I'm a buttlove type of girl I see that I'm not an alien. (Note to self; raise rates because you're the genuine article).

Aut.

She must be one of the ones who's fighting the alien hookers.  

There's a plot of a really good porn movie brewing in my mind about this.  

/Zin

So says the FBI.  

But your legs are the give-away.  Those are not of this earth!

/Zin  

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Last  time  she  visited my planet,  she  gave  me  some  serious  tounge  lashings..    Oh  the  scars  will  last  forever.

Few alien hookers can resist that...

So, I know your friendly, despite your blurry face and perfectly engineered legs.  

However, if your face *is* blurry in person, I'm out the door.  

/Zin

I sure hope so.