Haven't we all licked something we wished we hadn't? A dirty smelly bush? An ass that didn't get the full T.P. treatment? An outdoor metal poll in winter? Sure...we've all been there, done that.

Need something to talk about every now and again.

and after I did, I said to myself Jack Dunphy owes me three minutes of my life that were totally wasted.

She prefers long johns?

And what were you going to do with those three minutes anyway?

Would you put them in your mouth after she was done?

About what the wine pairing is for that...ummmm...pair. Or is that JLS's thing?

and then leaving it for the next customer. At least to the mainstream public.  

Frozen banana up her ass ... great! Now I have to go back and edit my answer to that "fetish" question.

shake her ass in public?  The donut shop left them uncovered on the counter...  some states have spit guards on the salad bars for C's sake...    
We are assuming that the tongue made contact, which is not clear in the video.  The BF clearly smelled but did not stick his tongue out.  I get it that this was a young couple on (probably) a post ciotal lark.  But it was wrong & disgusting.  50% of the blame is to the girl...  50% to the shop for putting it there in the first place.  

If any of us were caught on camera doing 1% of the stupid shit we did at that age, it would take us a dozen lifetimes to live it down.