testicles-to shave, or not to shave. that is the question.... Do providers prefer a man to have shaved testicles, or shaved entire area, or just to let it "all hang out"?
if you do it, expect to hear some favorable comments.
Actually, I do like the sight of smooth, silky hair only at the base of his c**k, and kept very short and trimmed. Anywhere my lips and tongue go, must be smooth as a baby's butt.
that due to ones circumstances this can not always happen.
~CarleeofArizona
Just be careful while in the shower, when you shave, better yet ask one of us to help you....so many of us shave ourselves that we are aware of how to be careful...
Anyhow, to answer your question on OUR preferences, speaking for myself, teabagging is so much more pleasureable when I am not choking on hairs. So yes, as Sedona says, it IS an invitation, and I love to answer those RSVPs!
you go about shaving this area? Anyone have any info? I usually CAREFULLY trim there, but the results don't seem quite uniform.
Turning someone lose with a razor on my NADS!!!
that his bag hair makes me nearly vomit? I don't mind licking those cute little bags. I don't mind playing with those cute little bags. I don't mind putting them in my mouth. I do mind eating what feels like a stuffed animal when I'm down there. I've since made it a rule not to lick any bags that are overgrown. How do I nicely tell someone this? I certainly don't mind telling my regular clients this. They seem to understand immediately. Suggestions boys and girls?
Anybody who's had the displeasure of having even a small hair tickling their throat or between their teeth shouldn't need to be told that it's definitely not for everyone.
I'd just say, "I prefer this area to be trimmed or shaved before I'll do that..." and leave it at that. It's a personal preference, like Greek or any other "service". People have to respect those boundaries.
Guess what guys, not really so tough with Wiliams Lectric Shave and a Braun 3612 (happens to be what I use). Never could stand electric on my face, but works fine down below. Just don't use the pop-up trimmer -- will eat you up! I keep it short and neat above (hell, don't want to go bald up there and get pitched from the shower room at the gym) but real smooth below. Update about once a week. Always use skin moisterizer after (Neutrogena Combination Skin Moisture works for me) and all is fine. And yes, girls do comment. Hell, don't know about you, but us older guys need all the edge we can muster. If I'm raising any interest in you beauties out there, I like petite and tight and stacked (sounds familiar I'm sure, lol), so come get me. I'm a Chicagoan, but do travel Florida several times a year and Texas and midwest some. Never can tell, maybe I'll become a hot commodity (from my mouth to god's ears) ...
WOW!! I appreciate the input, I'm gonna cut right to the chase, and cut right to the balls!!! ...Now I can sleep wiser!!.
If trimmed weekly, a Norelco does a great job. Follow with a moisturizing lotion to sooth the area.
such as Google, and type in 'p**sy shaver' and you will see a product that is unisexual even though it looks more for a woman. Works great and is used by the 'pros'. No itching, no red bumps.
I wouldn't be able, cosmetically speaking, to stop at the bush. There would be this strange bald patch in the middle of the "nest of joy" that is me. I'm somewhat hairy. Having Felicia shave me sounds absolutely divine. But after the balls and bush I think she'd feel the need to try to blend up my belly to my chest and if the ladies only want to lick something smooth I'm gonna need Felicia to give a nice shave around my nipples, (I need my nipples attended to very very much.) But having her shave around there would accentuate a "man breasts look" that I don't really want to cultivate in my everyday life. I mean, I don't have an S.O. so I can go for whatever alien crop circle pattern that floats my provider's boat but I'd rather take off all the chest hair if my choice is "man breast accentuation" or "smooth chest"... And if you're gonna do the chest you're gonna have to do the shoulders or those hairs are gonna stick up as if Alfafa's standing behind me. Which of course means the back hair's gotta go...I can't see it but I know it's there...(like God and the wind)
In short, (I know, too late) If a provider will only put their mouth on the smooth parts of my body it leaves them a very limited diet on me: The top of my head (where one would think I would HAVE hair), the very wee tip of my elbows, and, strangely enough, the back of my calves. I don't want to scare you away, (I know, too late) it's NOT thick-I-was-born-in-the-Middle-East-or-the-center-of-Alec-Balwin's-chest thick. A skilled provider could put her tongue tip inbetween hairs if she was into total avoidence but, Felicia, I shaved my moustache for you because of what you said about DATY and I haven't even booked a time with you...yet!
There are things I can work on: Tongue techniques and gentleness and how to write a short TER review... but I'm hairy and I have to accept myself and my sagging balls that aren't Norelco safe. (I tried. Judas.) How does NAIR work exactly?
love,
Jockeypants.
No question here, shaving everything down below ALWAYS encourages me to do my VERY BEST WORK......
Smooth as a baby's ass!!! (eom)
Hey, the sixties are over but I am still hoping. They call my tongue: lintlifter. Let me go south young man, and show you how the west was won. My ass is the only thing that needs to be waxed, so put down your surfboard, and lets do a love on till summer hits.
Then problem is solved................
My wife preffers it shaved now, I no longer have to ask, and she now askes me to shave..........
-- Modified on 5/10/2004 12:59:27 PM
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