I recently experienced an extremely ironic situation:

Ok, a few weeks back, I met this client.  He's the CEO of, let's call it "X-Corp".  I remembered either doing a case study or paper of some sort on X-Corp during my senior year in college.

So, just this morning, I happened to be cleaning out my laptop, and came across the SWOT analysis Id written on his company.  I couldn't help but LMAO and shake my head.

If you were this CEO, would you be amused to hear that your provider once wrote a paper on you in school, or is this kinda creepy info I should keep to myself?

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when he finds out. He will curse the heavens standing on his desk and lightening will flow in reverse, from him to the clouds, no, storm clouds...that gather or more accurately huddle together in response to his wrath. The animals will be the first to flee…

I'm sure he'll think it's cute at best but a CEO might not give it much though at all…

unless he has age issues and realizes he's the guy hot college girls do papers on and research same as former presidents… ok I'm veering off course again.  

and I'm not a guy…

Sorryz.

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I also played a CEO on "Undercover Boss".

I played a john looking to fuck prostitutes at my company, Hobby Lobby.  Some wanted to play financial domination as well.  So I held their checks for a month...it was fun  

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it wouldn't feel creepy cuz people do swot analysis in school...  
only dumb people like fungus would make a big deal out of it.

He should slap, if your dumb-ass screened this client, you already knew so much about.

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If when she did this study the dude was the CEO.....and now

EC is the CEO

Hey...it could happen  LOL

Many information "is"...

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Show him the paper, and tell him it was written a couple of years ago or whatever. Most people would find this not only amusing but flattering.

The language police of the GD.

He's made the game go on well past when the networks want to broadcast.  When the official goes under the hood (hey..that's a pun) most of us spectators like to get a ruling quickly.

Conan is concise...I like that.

public company and he's an officer of the company, it's public knowledge. Just a coincidence and something to joke about a bit.

And yes, I've been in a position similar to his.

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One of my all time favs.

but I wouldn't mention it.

There's no up side, and a possible, if mild, down side.

Damn I miss her.  

Went to dinner last nite at one of the same spots she and I visited last June. Recalled it longingly. Her grace, beauty, social skills, wit and spontaneity. Walked by the art gallery with this hot new young chica (you recall the art gallery where the hot young sales gal called her to our face "one hot tamale" and very much wanted us to take her home with us) and asked my new chica if she had any interest in going in. " Not really" she quickly exclaimed. She was very hot but won't be back.  

EC had 'it' knew it and used it in a most appropriate style with grace and class. I know you thought her grossly overpriced but she was damn well worth it. Every cent of. No one since even close to her.  

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Crusty?

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Why isn't this guy doing  better job of staying anonymous?

It would be funny and would lead to
Great sex

One day I'll have to spill the story of how I was baited by another gal to book her. Just so she could get paid to do her too lol. Awesome smart cookie that AD.  

Might be fun  LOL

I know a few as well who would have loved to do the deed with her.  But it would never have been on my dime.

if she had a sense oh humor she'd book an overnight with me LMAO  

 

http://drunkvipcourtesan.entertainersites.com/

I don't think I'll ever leak. You'd be able to do a victory lap. Can't have that. Can we?

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Oh. No. Not in that manner.  

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his obsession with me. He must find me seriously attractive cuz he wouldn't stop stalking me.  I usually have that effect on women but not dudes.  Maybe he's a mangina.  LMAO

So DA and Pimpy are both in Conan's doghouse together.  Play nice, boys.
The point is, if this is a publicly traded company there will be an Annual Report, a 10-K and quarterly filings, at a minimum.  This does not come from Conan, who knows Jack Squat about corporate finance, but from Yours Truly, who has years of experience in this domain.

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And not only that, I'd be curious as to your perspective and how the SWOT analysis came out.  I think it would be a great conversation...no question

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Watch, listen and learn....

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Maybe him helping me write the paper?  Or having been a guest speaker in my class?

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What if he's really the mail room guy bullshitting you to make himself sound important?

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Lords knows how I LOVE that overly dramatic Old Testament shit. Lol.

A ten is microwaving the poor guy's pets.

Sorry, but in editing the original post the headline got truncated.  Then, for some odd reason, the "Edit This Post" button disappeared.

If i thought you were serious, i would say it's like encountering anyone you recognize from their public accomplishments.
Although it could be true, just weird to think anyone would give your "SWOT" analysis a serious thought in this context. This is not to say that an escort could not be a good businessperson. Quite the contrary (as CPA alluded to EC). Rather, if you want to be taken seriously (vs telling the chairman of coca-cola that you drink coke before you blow him), you would probably want to do it in a purely professional non sexual context.  

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I'm with you. And not sure why a lady would talk about it? Ok. I'm paranoid.  

he doesn't want to know that you know more about him than what he has told you. Most CEOs are somewhat narcissistic and antisocial and likely will not enjoy hearing it; may find it cute, but deep down won't like it. And the power balance, in your favor now, will likely tilt over and if it doesn't he will go away.