In my ongoing quest to lighten the board up, I've decided my next few questions will be about breasts, just have 'em on the brain lately... ;^)
Not looking for the usual exhaustive list of slang terms for breasts.
Rather, I'm curious how people refer to them in person during sex. Outside the bedroom, I find that most women use the term "boobs." But in action, it seems like most providers use the term "tits" most of the time, "titties" once in a while, and "breasts" very rarely.
Just recently, a provider referred to them as "boobies" which is always cute, but it's hard to imagine in the context of a hot, urgent moment "C'mon baby, cum on my... boobies."
Boobs
Tits
Breasts
"the girls"
"the twins"
Hooters
Honkers
Golden Bozos
I'm sorry MP...in the heat of passion...if my gal mentions Golden Bozo's,lol...My pecker will probably still stay hard but
I'm chuckling at the same time...lol
When I'm down and dirty, We usually talk "tits".
BTW...As an aside...maybe,cause I'm the comedian type...yesterday, I had a splendid tryst with a really gorgeous NYC provider and as we were doing that "thing" intermingled with plenty of hot DFK...My stomach gurgled...not loud,but heard by us both and we both smiled through it as I whispered..."no lunch"
I wasn't really embarassed because it wasn't disgusting at all and we were so in sync with our passioned LUV making.
I wonder if anyone...providers and hobbyists alike...have somthing really embarassing happen. I'm sure it has... cause it can get really intense and passionate...and that burrito that someone had the night before doesn't take a holiday...lol
Myself..I ussually refrain fron anything spicey and gassy the night before.
See...I went from Golden Bozo's to burritos..lol...Curry Pants need not respond.
Cheers!
-- Modified on 2/13/2004 11:25:13 AM
How about us Lactose intoleran types who have to refrain from Cheese for a night before hobbying!
No "so you want to get a pizza and Fuck?" for me-
Of Course, Jews know 2 things:
Suffering
Chinese Food! I'm saved!
That's a golden bozo NONO!
No flow flow from your po-po when you have a bo-bo!
WO-WO...if you got to GO-GO...when your with the HO HO.
Two sides to every story...lol
and this story is so UNSEXY
Cheers!
-- Modified on 2/13/2004 1:08:05 PM
Unsexy!,It's utterly disgusting!
What stories do you expect to hear,chap,besides the embarassment of passing wind?
One must always keep the disinfectant spray handy.
Tally-Ho!
Cheers!
All in good fun...Sully...my pal
You know Its funny Dirk but I can't imagine you belching, farting, or even taking a sh*t for that matter.
How do you do it?
Cheers!
Believe it or not VR,
it does happen now and then.
Why just this morning, Chap...
I'll spare you all the nasty details.
All I can say is Thank God for Lysol.
Tally-Ho!
my ex-wife and I tried different verbage for various items whilst into it. Tits always won out.
What I say out loud to the SO......
Chest or breasts.
What I'm thinking....
Funbags, Sweater meat, melons, tits, Golden Globes, ....
Sorry, I behave myself normally, but my inner frat boy is still alive and well but fighting to break out.....
Sub-atomic particle.
Oh I thought you said BOSON terminology! 
TET
Bet she could float forever with those.
My question was specific to what you call them whilst "in the throes of passion," not general slang. It's really hard to imagine some provider engaged in hot dirty talk using "my golden bozos."
In fact, I would tip a provider if they could refer to them as "chesticles" in a dirty sentence at a serious moment and actually pull it off with a straight face.
Well, stay tuned, I have more silly questions coming, the next one being boob-related again, but man, it's a long way to election day, so I have to think of a lot of topics...