I enjoy having a room on the road, of course, but in my hometown I'd like to have a reasonable, private, discreet, no-paper-trail place that a hot babe wouldn't mind coming to (or is that cumming in?)
 I've done a bed&breakfast, a new wave hotel, even rented a room from a local agency (!).....thinking of sneaking into someone's RV!  What  are you'all doing out there that works?

ya know..
How about a treehouse? Now THAT would be cool.
Bring your flashlight..

What about my son's old wooden fort out back? He hasn't used it in years! I would just worry about splinters! OUCH!!

How about a tent on the beach or in the mountains.  Pay for your camp spot in cash. Nice and anonymous.  Or rent a boat and never take it out of the slip (don't know if that is the right terminology).  Lie out on the deck, listen to tunes, sip blended beverages, then head down below for a rocking good time.