include bad hygiene and "smelly guys". Everyone hates smelly people and bad hygiene!!! DUH. I saw a provider once that could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon with her dank crotch. I just don't understand why this "turn off" is so ubiquitous on provider sites. It states the obvious. Why not include on sites "turnoffs include psychopaths" ???
You meet a bunch of strangers and do what these ladies do, and you will find out how many people don't attend to hygeine as much as you would think they would. A reminder never hurts.
DUH.
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This should only offend those who don't don't like cleaning themselves. Men will come see me at 2 or 3 in the afternoon, and say they don't need a shower because they they took one this morning when they were preparing for work. That was probably at 7a.m. Sweat and bacteria accumulates rapidly, so why would you think you don't need one. No one is that pressed for time. There are few things that are more relaxing, soothing, and beneficial as a hot shower. Sometimes guys will hop in and out. They still come out smelling like kindergartners and puppies. The only parts they addressed were their d***s and b**ls. We as women must be on our best and all we are asking is the same.
This is just for guys visiting this board, because I know none of the TER regulars,would dare to see a lady without attemting to be neither fresh, nor clean.
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my turnoffs include axe murderers, guys with dingleberries the size of golf balls, snotty noses etc. These things are universally despised. For the record, I take a 30 minute shower, shave, brush teeth, gargle, apply anti-perspirant, and cologne immediately prior to a session. Then I give them my sweet smelling GOO.
Yeah. The obvious isn't so obvious to a lot of people. Just like asking us not to be rude in e-mails. If you were ever privie to the e-mails sent to any provider, you'd be amazed at what gets written.
The answer is very obvious if you have ever really talked to a lady.
You would be surprised how many times a client shows up, drunk. smelly, sweaty and doesn't even think about it.
If the ladies at least mention it in their ads, maybe someone will get the HINT.
Just my opinion...
B
And many get caught in error for years. Even if you know providers don't like it, don't you want to be informed outfront that it might freeze the commercial exchange cold? Keep your money, or take a shower and brush your teeth. Most guys don't have civvy girl friends or wives who would take that strong a stance about it-- they'd just complain.
I think it's even better that providers be specific about it. One says: scrub your private areas three times. Another said, don't eat any kind of spicy food the day you meet me.
/Zin
I had a client today who wanted two hours but I barely got through one. Hell I barely got through five minues. He had apparently eaten a bag of raw onions and insisted on talking dirty right in my face. Guys make sure you brush your teeth or if you can't do that then chew gum or eat mints. PLEASE!!!!!
talk about a guy making an ASS out of himself...
as long as his "you know what" wasn't whistling any foul mouthed "Dixie"...
YIIIIIIPEEEEES!
Cheers!
How can anyone eat them?!!!! Disgusting!
how about raw garlic?
You say:
"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don’t eat raw onions, garlic or consume anything with strong spices. It doesn’t matter how much you brush your teeth, I can still smell them, I will hold the same courtesy for you."
I guess some guys just have push the envelope. She says she doesn't like raw onions on the breath, why she just hasn't had good sex with a guy with raw onion on his breath!
For me, I make it a point to not only brush, floss, and physically scrape the plaque off my teeth with dental tools, (I do this before a sessionn or not) I rinse my mouth out with two mouthwashes and go over the tongue and soft tissues with a waterpik-- on low setting.
But at this point, Tina, I'm just trying to get your attention till I could make a trip to Phoenix.
/Zin
...with the typical "full head of hair required".
...and there's nothing like seeing what else is out there to make you appreciate what you have.
Sure, I have a sexless marriage, but it could be worse...FAR worse.
I met one of the nicest people and closest friends I have ever met in my life on Match.com, and a good friend on Yahoo Personals.
...we've already established you're a caring, sensitive guy, whereas I'm an evil prick.
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I feel its a must to include my "turn off's" on my site. And the main reason I did this was because one of the first clients i ever met smelled of B.O. so bad, and he even asked if it was okay to take a shower and i said yes definatly, he still came out stinking...WOW... I have even added on my site at one time that i keep baby wipes in the BR so that they are able to freshen up, you might or might not be suprised at how many people dont wipe their butt's good enough and leave evidence down there if ya know what i mean, i say good by or lets jump in the shower..this is how to clean yourslef..lol
We are expected to be nice, neat, pretty, prefect, and clean and smelling like a dream so why cant we ask the same of you or at least try to ask the same? For the record after everyone i see i take a shower and get cleaned up all over again, its a big hassel for me but im sure the person who is visiting me appreciates it!! And thats not a bad idea to put "Why not include on sites "turnoffs include psychopaths" on the list of turnoffs, would you care if I used it..lol
If someone comes to visit me and asks if they can jump in the shower im definatly not going to tell them no, of course they can. As I have a turnoff list on mysite I also list what does turn me on...