I'm the newbie you're looking for. I hope that fact will not lessen MHO for you and the rest of the board.

  I'm a guy who has had quite a bit of experience with SO's, and I'm not squeamish when it comes to female olfactory emanations. I have no problem performing DATY on a woman who's "Aunt Flo" is visiting. As they say in football, "Its a game of Inches," and the distance between the sweet spot and the discharge is usually only slightly larger than that of the "Taint." Let's say "Aunt Lo" wasn't present, and you were offering deep tongue to the labia minora and the vaginal orifice. If your nose detected an unpleasant odor, you would probably be disinclined to move on to a rim job! Fourth down and goal. Do you burn a time out here at this point in the game?

 The point I am trying to make here is this. All people have different physiognomies. Some guys smell like a sewer worker five minutes after they get out of the shower. I have been with some woman who are fastidiously clean when it comes to hygiene. It doesn't mean that their personal aroma is a reflection of the care they take with their bodies. The nose can't always be the final arbitrator, only your judgment. I personally love a woman who smells like a bitch in heat, as long as my other senses tell me that she is very particular about personal cleanliness. Do you remember the old college joke? "If it smells like fish, it's a tasty dish, If it smells like chicken, it's worth a lickin, but if it smells like cologne, leave it alone!"

 That being said, I'm guessing that you providers hold yourselves to the highest standards, if for no one else, than for yourselves. I trust the hobbyists in this forum to provide me with accurate reviews, and I think that by and large, they get it right. Fire away!

the most MISERABLE guy on these boards. Your responses are INVARIBLY NEGATIVE. Take a Prozac pal, or go get laid. The reason I posted this question is because I've been with DOZENS of providers and never had one that smelled somewhat fishy. Recently, I was with a nationally known provider (whose reviews are usually 9s for looks and performance) and I was about to go DATY when I got a whiff of what smelled like a Korean fish market. She is a nice gal and I didn't want to offend her (and it was too late to suggest a shower) so I just let her blow me and then I banged mish for round 2. I had played with her kitty with my fingers and they reeked. I posed the above question to see how guys would handle this. This gal is not cheap and is known on many boards so she will remain nameless. Forgot to mention I was her first appointment of the day.  So it wasn't like I was getting sloppy 8ths.