For attracting male northerns over 27 lbs...This might be useful.

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You'd better watch out, Far_Side.  My nails may not be as long or deadly as those hooks, but they can still leave marks on your ass.  Ouch indeed!

Yours in anticipation,

MM

All you need is some rope, latex, a bottle of dreadlock solution and duct tape and I'm in.

Maybe from now on I'll use prostitute in all my e-bay listiings.

PROSTITUTE HUB CAPS FOR A 73 IMPALA

PROSTITUTE 3 ct. DIAMOND RING

PROSTITUTE CLASSIC CHECKERBOARD VANS SNEAKERS

PROSTITUTE 3 ac. OF PRIME VACATION LAND

etc...

Sure gives them a nice ring to them. what do you all think?

Now boring woman...  will this get you banned from your blog host?

Why Miss Moist, what a charming reply.

I am the moderator on my blog.  I moderate my own ass when it is time to go to bed and that is about it. Boring is as boring does.  Graham cracker and juice anyone?

It is NEVER boring feeding on your blog my dear!