I originally posted this on TEH, the de facto Sugar Dating Board, but I thought as it's a slow day here, I'd repost it
You can buy a car, ie marriage. It's yours complete with all the upkeep and expense, which usually means you are quite happy with your purchase early on. It's yours, it's new, you get to drive it everyday, and although the payments might be a bit much, the upkeep is pretty reasonable. As time goes on however, the payments remain the same, the upkeep goes through the roof and a lot of times you can't drive it due to it being in the shop and the rest of the time you really don't care to drive it any more any how. probably the worst option in getting a car to drive.
Or you can lease, ie Sugar Baby. It too is yours but with out any kind of large down payment, the payments are reasonable, you still get to drive it whenever you want and are only responsible for basic maintenance and making the monthly payments of course. After a period of time you probably are going to get tired of driving it too, at which time you simply turn it back it and lease another, newer car if you like. Much better option than buying and probably the most cost effective for those of us who like to drive a new car all the time without having to be bothered trying to get rid of our old car when it's lost it's luster.
and of course for some of us who don't really care about the cost, you can always rent a car ie hooker. It's never yours, but who cares? you get to drive it whenever you want, you only have to pay for it during the time you are actually driving it. You are not responsible for ANY of the upkeep and you can exchange it every single day if you want to. It might cost a little more than leasing, but with ZERO commitment and you only have to pay for the time you actually use it. Pretty good option if you don't mind paying a bit more than leasing, and a great option if you don't need to drive every day. lol
If I found a lady who was worth my time, worthy of my trust and more importantly committed to put forth the same level of effort into building a long lasting and meaningful live together then that's where I would be.
Until then, I'll play in this worldContinuing with your analogy...
With the ownership option, you didn't mention the emotional connection you have with the car. Sure, over time the vehicle can get temperamental, it doesn't have the latest options, the seat is cracked, but you have some great memories with it and it's comfortable...it fits you. You also know what to expect from it. And, if you give it some TLC, it still looks and runs great. And it's paid for!!! With what you call the lease option, I think your analogy is wrong. It's really more of a rideshare option. You're kinda obligated to it, you've bought a share in it, but so have three or four other MFers. You can't always have it when you want it and the other co-owner(s) left it dirty, abused, and the tank is on 1/4 full. It's never really yours, but you still have that payment expectation. With the rental option, you get it pretty close. You can keep the car you own, but rent another vehicle for whatever purpose you need it for anytime you need it. You don't owe the rental company anything but the price you agreed to pay. You enjoy the rental car, you treat it nice just because it's the right thing to do, then you return it. If you feel like driving 130 mph, you rent a vette. If you feel like getting dirty, you rent a 4x 4. If you feel like letting the crisp air blow thru you hair and the sun shine on your face, you rent a convertible. The rental company is happy because they made a profit and hopefully gained a repeat customer. You are happy because you had a great time with the vehicle, you returned it with no further obligation, and you return home to your own paid for, comfortable, vehicle that, with proper care and maintenance, will dependably care for you until you can't drive anymore. I think the choices are clear.
LMFAO. I can't believe how men (Like you) are comparing pussy to vehicles.
Do you fuck you vehicle like you fuck pussy?!
If the answer is "NO", then stop comparing the 2 and Just say what you mean & mean what you say!!
And If this sound Stupid to you then rethink what you put in your posts!!!!
Around here sex is not about feelings or connections. It's about lust and entertainment. It's completely meaningless. Sport fucking- about as meaningful as playing 18 holes at the country club or watching the World Series. About as human as it gets.
I think the analogy is great. Personally - I am all for renting.Although I own a car, I keep the maintenance/repair costs down by using public transportation. What would be the female equivalent of public transportation?
But of course, cars and women have only so much in common.
I just parted with a car I had for nearly 14 years and 250,000 miles. I did so not to get something nicer, or newer, or with more features; but because my mechanic told me that the body had so much rust, it would be unsafe in an accident. My new car, even though it's at least one or two steps down from the old one, drives much better, has many more features, and gets much better mileage while feeling more peppy. Even the seats are more comfortable. Yet, the old car, now the company's "back-up" vehicle in case anyone's car is in the shop, sits in the lot and when I see it there, I get a bit baleful. Soon people will not even need drivers licenses - all cars will be self-driving. But the relationship between men and women will remain the sameOne that appreciates in value over time. I refer, of course, to the trust fund princess you marry with no prenup.
but of course, what should we expect from the self described "Greatest American Hobbyist
Cars that you literally have to pay someone to haul away for you.
Not comparing YOU to that kind of old rusted out car of course, just saying.....ROFLMFA
I'll keep my providers classier than my transportation.
Rent it. Dont buy it. Thats an old one.
Disconnecting the modem!
This is a fuck board. A lot of folks have a real lack of humanity. You'll decide for yourself who does and who doesn't.
with a new car HOPEFULLY you have the New Car Smell!! LOL....
You can buy a car, ie marriage. It's yours complete with all the upkeep and expense, which usually means you are quite happy with your purchase early on. It's yours, it's new, you get to drive it everyday, and although the payments might be a bit much, the upkeep is pretty reasonable. As time goes on however, the payments remain the same, the upkeep goes through the roof and a lot of times you can't drive it due to it being in the shop and the rest of the time you really don't care to drive it any more any how. probably the worst option in getting a car to drive.
Or you can lease, ie Sugar Baby. It too is yours but with out any kind of large down payment, the payments are reasonable, you still get to drive it whenever you want and are only responsible for basic maintenance and making the monthly payments of course. After a period of time you probably are going to get tired of driving it too, at which time you simply turn it back it and lease another, newer car if you like. Much better option than buying and probably the most cost effective for those of us who like to drive a new car all the time without having to be bothered trying to get rid of our old car when it's lost it's luster.
and of course for some of us who don't really care about the cost, you can always rent a car ie hooker. It's never yours, but who cares? you get to drive it whenever you want, you only have to pay for it during the time you are actually driving it. You are not responsible for ANY of the upkeep and you can exchange it every single day if you want to. It might cost a little more than leasing, but with ZERO commitment and you only have to pay for the time you actually use it. Pretty good option if you don't mind paying a bit more than leasing, and a great option if you don't need to drive every day. lol
GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
I guess this one will work too. lol
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When you want her to turn over on a cold morning – she won’t.
See ladies, I can take your side from time to time. lol
Some posts reflect an honest opinion. Other posts aim to inform. Then there are posts which are for purely entertainment purposes and try to illicit a broad range of controversial replies, truthful or otherwise.
Then there is a category, all its own and we call it GaG posts. Most of the time GaG's posts are encoded so someone new may not be able to immediately figure out their purpose.. But if you follow enough of his posts it gets easier and easier to figure out their true intent. This post is purely for entertainment purposes and in no way reflects the "true" opinion of the poster or TER. So feel free to sit back and relax, enjoy, join the fun/or not!but your bias doesn't make your statement any less true. lol
I consider those, "words to live by"s soon as you drive it off the lot it has lost 10 – 12 percent of its value, and performance is not the same as when you took it for a test drive.
And that is when the head aches begin. At least with a rental you return it when you are finished and someone else has to deal with the oil changes and all the other maintenance. Thank YouLI =
I'll be renting your stable in the very near term. There is a certain blonde who I'm most interested in. Definitely would be classified as an exotic sports car that is raring to be turned loose.
I'm not even so sure it cost more, in the long run.
You see with a rental I'm not paying when I'm not using the car. And with buying or leasing when I travel to another city, I'm responsible for getting the car to the city I'm traveling to. With rentals, there are plenty of different models (each with their own unique bells and whistles) to pick from that are in that city. I can drive the rental while there and turn it in before I go back home. Cost benefit analysis, it's a beautiful thing. Yep, I'll be renting for the rest of my life, I'm certain of it. It's only money, I can't take it with me when I go and the only one getting short changed from my indulgence is St Jude's Hospital, my beneficiary.The ownership option, when you say "And it's paid for". Yeah right, you'll pay for that damn thing your entire life, if you keep it that long. No thanks, had one, never again.
has been here ten minutes starts lecturing the guys that he thinks have only been here 5 minutes. I know arrogance when I see it! How could I not?
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irrefutable argument in my book, except for the "your" instead of the proper "you're", but most guys won't notice because they're checking out the babe.
...just going to the saloon and hitchhiking on whatever come's along. Moonlight Limo is kinda nice.
his usage of "Your" is the proper one.
"Your thoughts" is correct "You're wrong" is also correct, and guess what? You're wrong. lolIts usage is a contraction of "you are" not the possessive "your." Where's Jake or Big P when I need them?
"Your thoughts" is the possessive
Do you really think he, or I meant to say "You are thoughts"??? That would make no sense at all. and Zack wasn't the one who even said "Your thoughts?" those were my words in my OP which he was simply responding to....talking about the meme which says "Your better off..." You are talking about "Your thoughts..."
Your both right.**See what I did there?
because I know you're not dumb, but now I see you are talking about his headline and I'm talking about the wording on the photo after you open up the post. Its apples and oranges. We're both right because we weren't referring to the same set of words.
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but I was starting to wonder for a moment.
Here are some words a lot of people thought they would never hear, but thank you BPS. lol Yes, we were both right, and BPS your even more right than either of us. (See, I can do that too) lolfucked up the point you were eloquently making.
what type of equity is building up in the buy arrangement.
Same holds here and once you got all the equity it's only maintenance costs and with proper maintenance those costs can be minimized. Of course the really good thing about buying the car is it doesn't care if you lease another one for periodic drives and the "new feel" factor. Moreover, reducing the wear and tear on the one you own reduces maintenance and increases it's serviceability but also adds the comfort of having a longer time together -- seat better molded to you, feel of the steering, acceleration, handling in the curvy parts that is missing from the rented model. What I'm wondering about is why GaG is limiting his pleasures. That seems completely out of character
Why would you sounding stupid have anything to do with what someone else wrote?
You continue to try to defend those who don't need it with half-cocked, empty rhetoric. Do you think even for a nanosecond BEFORE you post? No, don't try thinking, that was a rhetorical question (you can use a dictionary to find out what that means) and your posts make it clear that would be a leap for your little pea brain.
You can try a little harder but am betting it won't make any difference. You have yet to impress me and I am a very liberal grader. Time for you to go away, little girl. No more free lessons from me.-- Modified on 10/25/2016 2:34:49 PM
You're grammar lesson is correct but WTF -- this is a fuck board and that IS a very HOT woman!
Who gives a rats ass about grammar in that poster. Do we need to start calling your Poindexter or something?and just how am I limiting my pleasures, I both lease and rent, sometimes I enjoy my lease car/s and a rental in the very same day. Choosing not to "buy" gives me both more time and money, it's actually completely in character for me. lol
One other thing to keep in mind, limiting your "driving time" of the car you own, doesn't guarantee you that some one else won't be driving YOUR car in your absence, creating even more wear and tear and virtually guaranteeing you that you will never have ANY equity in said car.thin-skinned to be on this board. You are so fucking serious you're sucking the fun out of being here for everyone else.
Personally, I don't think you're even a real hobbyist. There have been countless guys come on here that sign up, but only use their alias so we can't see that they have no reviews and are not real hobbyists. You know the guys I mean, the ones that sit in their trailer in their boxers collecting unemployment or their welfare or disability checks, living vicariously through the exploits of the real hobbyists here. Then if anyone says the least little thing about them,d they launch into DefCon 4. Sound familiar? You sound like you're under 30, hanging out here with a bunch of old dudes because you can't get any pussy without paying for it. That's an absolute disgrace at your age. Get some game and get out there and fuck somebody for free. Its liberating for a shut in like you. Of course, then you would have to bathe, so maybe its not worth it to you. Chill, my man, and this will be a lot more fun for you. Even if you're not a real hobbyist, you might still be accepted by the group. Well, in your case, maybe not, but it doesn't hurt to try. Another example of your unfounded arrogance is thinking I care whether you're impressed or not. You are irrelevant hereman to man, or in your case asshole. Do not be shy because nobody will judge you, promise. First, sit down and take a deep breath, do not want you to have a heart attack. But even though it seems pretty clear, I must ask you anyway. Are you trying to suck GaG's cock or trying to rim him? Be honest now! That has to be the only answer for your erratic behavior.
The reason I ask is, this is the second post this week I commented on a GaG comment and both times you jumped in, in a bizarre, almost stalking manner to make some irrelevant, illogical, out of context post. And here you go again. Don't deny it, all of the posts after mine are here in plain sight. Keep scratching my head wondering why you are so drawn to my posts when they are in response to GaG's I realize you probably dropped out of elementary school, but surely there must be some way you can reach real deep and try to get a handle on this. Or you can ask one of your grandchildren to read back my post to you to help you figure this thing out. You are embarrassing yourself and making it clear just what a very sad case you are! No more stalking, please. Besides, GaG doesn't need any help, he can handle himself. Please just try being reflective for one second, please? Just read a few of your posts. Even someone as mentally challenged as you, must be able to tell you are starting to sound pitiful. I remember the last time, you mentioned something about not having any educated people in Las Vegas. Come on, even the most stupid of stupid should be able to see how ridiculous that makes you sound. If I recall you even used the word punk, or something like that. Seriously, could you really be THAT stupid? Try to get a grip, gramps! Last tip, last free lesson, do not come back begging for more because I am done trying to educate you. Please don't be such a hopeless case. Oh and one more point, I am pretty sure that GaG is completely hetero so I am guessing he will not let you suck his cock or rim him, no matter how hard you try, so why waste your time? Get on with your life, no more stalking, you will feel better
who also don't have to drive much. For someone with your appetite for "driving," renting is not the most cost effective, but if you also have the budget for it, like you said, who cares?"
On the other hand for someone on a lower budget, but who maybe only needs to "drive" say once a month, renting is definitely more economical than leasing, or buying. I know for you, "driving" once a month would drive you to the crazy house or jail.
I wonder if anyone ever rented 40 different cars in a 10 day period?
Never thought you would be limiting your pleasure but the compare contrast exercises implies one or the other it seemed.
Sure, everything depreciates but it's not clear the depreciation rate is directly proportional with the payoff rate and rate that the equity builds up. That said, it really doesn't apply as in both cases you're really renting in your story -- it's just a short term versus longer term/open term lease situation rather than a purchase so my though a bit off topic.I think the longer we run this line of though the more problems with the analogy we'll all find.
Sure, resale price 5 feet down the road take a big hit (not sure about the performance claim as most cars need 300 - 500 miles and an oil change before you really have the performance -- that break-in period) but there's a down side for the rental as well. You never know how many other asses have been sitting and farting in that drivers seat you just rented.Besides that, I've come to realize the the actual situation is not buying the car but the short term rental versus a longer term rental/lease arrangement.
Ray, and you can call me Jay, but you doesn't has to call me Johnson . . . . . except for my Johnson, which you can call Johnson.
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to be the board Nazi, and say who can post where. If you want to have a private conversation with GaG, then fucking PM him, that's what PM is for. He responds to me all the time and I respond to him. We razz each other as much as we agree. You do realize this is a public board, right? If you're going to run things, then you should start a new thread listing everyone here and who they're allowed to talk to.
The shear volume of your response here, and how vitriolic you are only proves your insecurity and immaturity. You haven 't lived long enough to have as many years of graduate school as I have, so that really does make your response sort of punkish. You make it really clear that it sucks to be you. I noticed you avoided any denial about my statement that you're not a real hobbyist, and you probably only get a chance to come on here when your mom leaves the trailer to go to the Laundromat. Dream on about being in the big leagues, while the rest of us actually live the life. When was the last time you had sex with a hot young provider? For this grandpa, it was this morning, before that, it was yesterday, before that it was Saturday, and so on. Someday you'll get a job and be able to do what I do. I blow more in a year on hobbying that you earn, so you can only wish you were me.You will have to try much, much, much harder. You may want to ask one of your great, great grandchildren to draft your board posts for you. At least that might give your posts a coherent theme. Could dementia be affecting your delivery?
Even though entertaining, I keep wondering, aren't you tired of consistently getting your ass kicked? Is this a flashback of your elementary school (I know you never completed your GED) days (if you can remember that far back) when you kept picking fights with the kids who were tougher than you? Then over and over again, you got your ass kicked and never learned your lesson. Are you a masochist or something? If that IS your pleasure, then at least show some appreciation for me filling your masochistic need. Should I be getting paid or does that make me some type of humanitarian? Your posts are truly embarrassing and getting more and more pathetic, even for your low standards. I am truly worried about you. Think you can make it through a few more without having a heart attack? Did you take your meds today? Seems with every post you fade a little more. You do know how to dial 911, right? Nine---------one---------one. Got it? Take slow, deep breaths.There are ups and downs to both, just as long as you know the ins and outs you should be OK.
Thank You2017 = 28
Of course the first option "buying" is completely off the table, it cost me WAY too much to get someone else to take over payments on the first (and only) car I bought, and that is something I NEVER plan on doing again personally, but it's still an option that most people here have opted for and are still paying on.
Personally I find the short term lease to be ideal for me, especially since I have discovered the Bank of Seeking Arrangement where they have thousands of listings for short or long term leases with ZERO penalties for terminating a lease early, no down payment and low payments on some very new and very good looking and performing models. I still do find myself needing or wanting to rent a car for an hour or two, and I still do so once a week or so, but lately I have found myself driving my lease car/s a lot more often than my hourly rentals.a troll, not even close to being a real hobbyist. Even under a backwater legal system like Nevada, when allegations are made and you don't deny them, they are deemed to be true. You're not a real hobbyist, are you?
Further support of this is that 1) you do not ever engage providers on the board, 2) you do not respond to any hobbyists who ask for tips on hobbying, obviously because you don't know any, 3)you never participate in any conversations about sex with women, and 4) you seem to limit your interaction to flirty exchanges with several of the men here, and have threatened me privately to butt out of said flirtations. If you are here looking for gay men, I think you're in the wrong place. I don't know all of the new guys like you, but the veterans here are not going to be interested in you chatting them up for your homosexual agenda. At this point, unless you can establish yourself as a legit hobbyist, you are too unimportant to deserve any more of my time. You can rant and bash me all you want. Everybody here knows who I am, but nobody knows you, so you have no credibility here, although your posting history seems to show you are a gay man more interested in the men here than you are the ladies. You don't have to deny it. In fact, now that I have laid out the case from your posts, you should just come out of the closet and admit you like sucking cocks rather than clits, then rub one out in the trailer. As I often do with trolls, I am putting you on ignore now, mainly to stop the stalkerish PM's. I don't need my inbox cluttered up with your drivel. You're truly a jealous sicko. -- Modified on 10/26/2016 10:41:19 AM-- Modified on 10/26/2016 10:44:32 AM
to a provider ad that said to email for rates. She came back at $800/hr, and my response was, "I don't want to buy you, I just want to rent you!"