Largely as an attempt to divert our attentions ever so briefly away from the catastrophic conditions in NOLA, I have a question...

I'm looking for ideas on starting a new business, and I'm thinking that it should center around the premise that the masses are stupid.  So, it should be something that people of low IQ's could toil at, for my financial gain of course.  Before you lash out, let me remind you that this is for diversionary purposes.  Also, please don't suggest that I replace FEMA... that's low hanging fruit.  We can certainly hire some government officials.  I hear that some will be looking for work soon.  I'm more looking for the next pet rock kind of idea.

You ask what's in it for you.  Fair enough.  If we produce something viable, I'll grant shares to anyone with a decent idea (even if it's not ultimately "the one").  For the guys, the only catch is that at least two-thirds of your gain has to be spent on the ladies.  The rest will likely go to your Uncle.

Let'er rip, and let's have some fun with this.

Back Scratchers, Vibrators, flyswatters, bull-whips (for people who attempt to steal the remote from you...or other sexier yearnings), those rubber plunger dart guns to shoot at the tv screen, etc.

Just make sure the vibrator and the laser end of the remote are pointing two different directions so a lady doesn't have to pull out to change channels or fast forward the porn video.

for all those last minute guys

Vibrating Penile Implant for the old Truckers.Remote control and recharcable through the skin.We all have heard that Old Truckers Never Die; They just get a new Peterbuilt.

...glow-in-the-dark anal intruder.

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Speed drill with torgue and reversing options; dildo sold separately. EverReady bunny battery is included.

Portable toliet seat covers for chicks purses.
We all carry Kleenex packs, and if the seat cover is there we ALWAYS use it, if not, then we wish it was there. Could be thin case w/ terndy logo such as Louis Vitton...

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Open a chain of religious bookstores. The slant would be that you could feature political paraphernalia that attacks the liberal left. Open in red states only.

Cheers!

Pet Cemeteries!   The population is Aging - over 60s will be a large percentage of population.  With increase of people  living alone, the pet industry will continue to grow.  It already is hugh business sector.

The next borderline "con" will probably be tied to something totally inane & worthless that people will buy for their "PooBear" or "Maddiekins"  (Pets).  

Thats my theory & I'm stickin w/ it!!!    :~-)

PS -  for the record, I do like pets; they are members of the family, but I hope I always value other people more then my dog or cat.

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I did look into attaching a dildo on to the end of a Sawzall.  It was going to be prop for a movie we were filming.

I've actually been working on an offshoot to your idea.  If it materializes, it'll end up franchised out.  You may have just cost me some money...

I tried to buy one outside Las Vegas.  The current owner has a misguided sense of it's value.  Oh, and the federal government is a little bit conservative.

use for it.
Kisss

I think we had the same ideas in mind.  Have you ever thought of a career in film?

gimme an email i am a private franchiser. i can help u start ur franchise

Someone is reading to much Dilbert?

And role-modeling himself after Dogbert?

Sorry, but you're too late.

I stopped by a friends the other night and he was watching an HBO series on Nevada brothels (?Bunny Ranch?). Anyway, the episode had all kinds of toys being tried out by the ladies.  One of the toys was a blade (attachment) for your reciprocator that in turn, fit into inserts in the bases of an assortment of dildos.
 They didn't show it close up, but the ladies were using it with a cordless reciprocator (with maybe a 14.4 v battery).  I was picturing it with my Makita corded ..."...honey, time for some demolition..."

fuckmachine.com. I've seen some hot fuckmachine girls who are tougher than Marines when the tools are in use.