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RE:Ladies: any lover written you poetry like this?
WymenLover 36 Reviews 2062 reads
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"I love your poise  
Of perfect thighs  
When they hold me in paradise . . .

I love the rose  
Your garden grows  
Love seashell pink  
That over it glows

I love to suck  
Your breath away  
I love to cling —  
There long to stay."

Click on link below to find out who wrote this in 1912.

DT_lover 188 Reviews 880 reads
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There once was a girl tall and slender  
 An exemplar of the female gender  
 I walked into her room  
 Felt the warmth of her womb  
 And her mouth whirled my balls like a blender

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 890 reads
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...to one of his many mistresses will go on display July 29, after being sealed under court order for the last 50 years.

wonderboy69 38 Reviews 903 reads
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inicky46 61 Reviews 892 reads
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There once was a man from Belgrade,
kept a dead prostitute in a cave.
He said, "I'll admit, she stinks quite a bit.
But think of the money I save."
(Now cue up Rod, accusing me of necrophilia and murder, LMAO!)

skarphedin 919 reads
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Blowing Chunks 1005 reads
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Blowing Chunks 1062 reads
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CoffeeBreak 846 reads
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inicky46 61 Reviews 724 reads
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LuvTheBoardBoys 736 reads
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if there actually is one. We're waiting................;)


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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 1034 reads
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Lyrics like:

"...Oh, they called her Peg
And I wondered why
Till I came home
With a splinter in m' thigh..."

-- "Untitled Shanty"
- anon

Dr Who revived 809 reads
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You've got to let RodT know who you were.

Otherwise he'll wonder why all the fuss.  ;)
Posted By: LuvTheBoardBoys
if there actually is one. We're waiting................;)  
 

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inicky46 61 Reviews 608 reads
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But it's nice to see you leaping to the defense of your little pal.  And as for any list, as you well know it's not needed because everyone's aware of his foibles.
Now, let's see, it seems to have taken about 5 minutes for your newest handle to be known.  Are you planning on switching them every 30 days or so?  This time you seem to have gotten Admin to permit it even sooner.  Not that it matters.  You are monumentally transparent.

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LuvTheBoardBoys 720 reads
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so apparently Panthera's notion of us 'channeling' each other telepathically just wouldn't be possible. I'm far too smart for your old ass. Come on, keep up Nick. It's not that hard.  

Btw, I am feeling a lil hornier than usual this evening. I'm not quite sure how it's gonna go down, but he does have a young cock ;) so maybe I'll actually let him CIM or all over my cute lil face (which is not on my menu with most gents of this world) ........ past, present and future ;)

I'll let ya know what happens.  


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InLustOfBigBust 978 reads
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The word "Nantucket" hasn't appeared.........

inicky46 61 Reviews 676 reads
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Anyone as bright as you say you are wouldn't continually do the BSC things you do.  Stalking me today immediately upon your return is just another sign of your dementia.
Enjoy your imaginary date.
Say, how's that chronic yeast infection these days?

GaGambler 735 reads
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Or when she claimed to having had less than 30 sexual partners in her entire life, maybe she meant the entire life of each one of her personas? That would make a lot more sense, either that or she is the most unsuccessful hooker in the history of TER.

inicky46 61 Reviews 754 reads
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while loudly proclaiming how smart she is.  I think she's had as many melt-downs as she has sexual partners. I just don't understand why Tidwit hasn't shown up to welcome her back?  Can something be wrong?

inicky46 61 Reviews 975 reads
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The once was a man from Nantucket,
who dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."

My ex once gave me a copy of "Moby Dick" inscribed
"To the real man from Nantucket."

InLustOfBigBust 857 reads
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There we go, I knew someone would break the ice.  Awesome!!! ;)

impposter 49 Reviews 944 reads
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There once was a girl from Nantucket
who crossed the sea in a bucket
and when she got there
they asked for the fare
so she pulled up her dress and said fuck it

impposter 49 Reviews 943 reads
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There once was a girl from Des Moines
Whose cunt could accommodate coins.
A man from Hoboken,
He slipped in a token,  
And now she rides free on the ferry.

 

 
(That was before NYC MTA tokens were eliminated in 2003.  Now, the man from Hoboken has to slip in a Metro Card.)

LuvTheBoardBoys 790 reads
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and perhaps that was my whole point on playing on this here GD board of pleasantry and will continue to do so at my own accord. You do play along splendidly just as I presume you will 'when' I post and 'what' I post. I will never meet you or these people ever in my life on here, so I do not care what 'Taylor' looks like. However, you my friend, will be here forever I'm afraid, and I'm quite certain you won't forget her in any event in the years to come if you speak of 'history'. Now, when it comes to 'me', there's much you do not know, if even a single morsel and that's if that is even true, and it will stay that way ....... the question is, can you live with that Nick as time passes? I know I can.  

But don't underestimate the ongoings of this board and it's purpose. That's all I can say for now.

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inicky46 61 Reviews 590 reads
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Your entire post is virtually unreadable babble.  As for "there's much you do not know," bear in mind, Minnie, you always claim to "know" things about me that re flat out wrong.  The one thing that's clear is your fascination with me.  Can't say a blame you.  I'm a fascinating guy! :)
And why do you keep refusing to answer my question about what happened to your little friend?  Is he ignoring you?  Why?

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LuvTheBoardBoys 817 reads
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Annoying ass yet? God I hope so and I'm pretty sure I am...successfully. And without much effort I might add. Lol

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