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Re:Good old days: 2 hr. minimums, and 450 for two hours, designation of a "C girl"
on TV. Candice Bergen played the leading role.
Hugs,
Ciara
then there was the Barrow's parrot...
A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot.
The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree, and it's an absolute steal at only $20.
"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks
"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in Barrows brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity"
"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot".
So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.
Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman "Fuck me, a fucking new brothel and a fucking new madam"
"I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel" says the woman indignantly, but she sees the funny side and let's it drop.
A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home. "A new brothel, a new madam, and now new fucking prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters. "Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes" complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have at laugh at their filthy new pet.
A short while later, the woman's husband comes home. "Well fuck me, a new brothel, a new madam, new fucking whores,....
... but the same old clients.....
How ya doin', Don?" says the parrot.
Cheers!
I'm glad i'm in NC ... 2 hours here is less than $$$$ today. Gawd that was 1985 NY.
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