In my ongoing quest to lighten the board up, I've decided my next few questions will be about breasts, just have 'em on the brain lately... ;^)
Not looking for the usual exhaustive list of slang terms for breasts.
Rather, I'm curious how people refer to them in person during sex. Outside the bedroom, I find that most women use the term "boobs." But in action, it seems like most providers use the term "tits" most of the time, "titties" once in a while, and "breasts" very rarely.
Just recently, a provider referred to them as "boobies" which is always cute, but it's hard to imagine in the context of a hot, urgent moment "C'mon baby, cum on my... boobies."
I'm sorry MP...in the heat of passion...if my gal mentions Golden Bozo's,lol...My pecker will probably still stay hard but I'm chuckling at the same time...lol When I'm down and dirty, We usually talk "tits".
BTW...As an aside...maybe,cause I'm the comedian type...yesterday, I had a splendid tryst with a really gorgeous NYC provider and as we were doing that "thing" intermingled with plenty of hot DFK...My stomach gurgled...not loud,but heard by us both and we both smiled through it as I whispered..."no lunch" I wasn't really embarassed because it wasn't disgusting at all and we were so in sync with our passioned LUV making. I wonder if anyone...providers and hobbyists alike...have somthing really embarassing happen. I'm sure it has... cause it can get really intense and passionate...and that burrito that someone had the night before doesn't take a holiday...lol Myself..I ussually refrain fron anything spicey and gassy the night before.
See...I went from Golden Bozo's to burritos..lol...Curry Pants need not respond.
Believe it or not VR, it does happen now and then. Why just this morning, Chap... I'll spare you all the nasty details. All I can say is Thank God for Lysol.
My question was specific to what you call them whilst "in the throes of passion," not general slang. It's really hard to imagine some provider engaged in hot dirty talk using "my golden bozos."
In fact, I would tip a provider if they could refer to them as "chesticles" in a dirty sentence at a serious moment and actually pull it off with a straight face.
Well, stay tuned, I have more silly questions coming, the next one being boob-related again, but man, it's a long way to election day, so I have to think of a lot of topics...
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