On a recent visit to the dentist, I complained that I have been biting the edges of my tongue in my sleep with my back molars, and what could be done about it.  The dentist examined my tongue and remarked that he has seldom seen a tongue so muscular and the fact that it was caused it to expand and rub against my teeth while I was asleep.

I don't want to boast, but how do you explain the activities I do (You all know what it is.) to the dentist?  

Will he buy that I lift weights tied to my tongue?  I doubt it.

By the way, he smoothed the edges of my molars, and not I don't have any problem with biting my tongue.

Anyone else out there experience this?

Reental dilemma.

Braggart.  But seriously, apart from strenuous DATY, do you do kegel-type exercises with your tongue?  Feel free to PM me with useful info.  (LOL!)

. . . I keep getting caught on my zipper.

However, ive had the mr fisher tongue experience LOL.. Need me to write you a permission slip next time for dentist ?

Dear Receptionist:

Please be careful. Killer tongue in office. Treat with care.

I challenge you to a tongue wrestle.  

a "who can lick his own nose - eyebrows" contest, I bet that would interest some ladies...

Reental dilemma.

Well, my dentist said I might need a crown on one tooth, but that didn't seem as good a segue to a discussion of the hobby as your issue did.

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Whose female doctor noted that she had no gag reflex.  I believe she said, "I practice a lot in the bedroom."  Then, I think the doctor cluelessly nodded.  

How to explain?  Why, you've been taking DHEA of course!!  Or, insert whatever suppliment you want.  Tell him it's one of the less common side effects.  You'll start your own urban legend.