A few years ago ... someone with too much time on their hands (and government money, I suspect) did a survey of the longevity of men. I no longer recall the source, but remember the data as if it was yesterday.
Eunuchs lived the longest of all men
Celibates live the next longest
Married men next ....
then finally ... single men lived the shortest lives.
The study tried to adjust for all other lifestyle factors and came to the conclusion ... to paraphrase ... that men only have so many ejaculations in them before they die. I seem to recall that the ancient Chinese even had a term for it, but that term escapes me for the moment.
Now ... it would be tempting to say that Eunuchs, Celibates and married men don't live longer ... it just SEEMS longer (For example, there is a special issue of Playboy Magazine for married men ... it's mostly the same as the regular issue . but the centerfold is the same month, after month after year, after year).
What I think is to say to all the providers out there that are trying with all their might to send us to early graves:
WE THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF OUR HEARTS!!!!!!!
We might die sooner .. but if we die right it will take the undertaker two days to get the smile off our faces!
Hey, I'm all for dying happy..
(I'm also for LIVING happy, too!)
You took the words right out of mouth.
I guess great minds think alike.
Cheers!
He was talking about how his father died while having sex, and he said "God must have loved him a lot to let him go out that way...Now men, be honest, if you had to die getting hit by a bus or die in some pussy, which line would you be in? I'm gonne be in that LONNNGGG motha!"
I thnk there have been some recent studies which show that men who are sexually active late in life live longer than those who hung it up early.
This is, of course, useless information since I can't give the reference. But it sure will make us old farts feel right on.
as much as I jack-off. It is a part of my lifestyle - a treat if you will. For me it cures sleeplessness, headaches and most importantly has gotten me through some lonely nights.
On the other hand, if it is true then I must be a reincarnated cat on my ninth life - guess I'de better start pacing myself (shit I'm only 34).
