Should I allowed a provider to by life insurance on me. Allowed her to by life insurance and her vested interest is that we are fuck buddy many if I 70 seeing a 22 year provider most likely I wont make that much longer she buys a million dollar life insurance policy. I get a good deal on fucking her. She will live another 60 years I will be real lucky if live 25 more.

and be sure to get a policy with a double indemnity clause, and yes you will be REAL lucky to live another 25 days, much less 25 years.

This is by far your best idea yet. Please have your widow write us to tell us where to send flowers.

Not only will I pay the premiums on the policy, but I will give you a great gift for naming me as beneficiary.  How about a nice toaster for the bathroom so you can make a crisp English muffin while you bathe?

Alas, I have a feeling he might kick you out of bed because of the crumbs.

Most policies require a signature from the insured or even a medical exam with blood and urine samples. Do you really want to put some poor soul to the task of trying to get any of those from Ripmany?

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This clown will not leave a widow.  What woman in her right name would marry him?

I thought there just had to be a vested interest.

joking.  But, if you were 70 and bought a $1 million term policy, you would probably pay about $50K a year.  Would it really be worth it to you?

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and 50k would be a deal.