Asia, Barber shops are commonly shared with 'sex services' (actually, the barber pole is used in Asian countries as a symbol for brothels in some cases).... So, the question is, if you could combine another business with a brothel, what would it be....

(Not talking about sharing employees, just what other businesses in the same location, building or connected, maybe shared front desk, etc...)

I would vote for a Brothel and Garage.... those oil changes and tire rotations can go a lot faster if you spent a hour with a girl vs. a hour in the waiting lounge !!

I think brothel and gym ... What a great workout!!!

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I usually take a gal out to dinner after a session, so it would make sense.

On a few occasions, the mamasan at an AMP that I would frequent would prepare a buffet for me and the K gal saw there.  Those were quite a bit of fun.  We got to eat in back and look at the CCTV monitors they had watching all the roads and doors to the place.

I also think a chain of brothel/gyms/spas at major airports would do gangbusters.  I even have a great name picked out:  Sly on the Fly.

Of course, in Costa Rica they are not literally brothels in the sense that management  takes a "pimp fee" (though some take a $10 room charge).  But the three businesses seem to fit naturally together.

Not only could we get one of the chore's out of the way, but married guys would have an answer to, "Where have you been all afternoon?"

And sometimes, folding my socks and jockeys is about the right length of time I need between Blondie and Tomika.

And fresh clothes hot from the dryer feel so good on the way home.

And there could be quarter slots along the wall where you could try to win back the coins you put in the machine.

And I have met a lot of interesting women in laundromats. Better, actually, than at the free clinic on STD test day.

And...when I do the laundry in a regular laundromat, I sometimes get horny watching everybody's clothes tumbling in the dryer and...you know.

And think of all the new customers it would bring in.

Surely no explanation is necessary?

serve women and a day spa! Or even better an all-inclusive resort.
 

No.  Just posting something fun and positive.

I love that name!  Sly On The Fly!

But then the men will ignore the women and they won't make any money!  LOL

nd they could call this Brothel/Laundromat  "Dirty Laundy"

 
Great answer, WickedBru

ings new meaning to "Fluff and Fold"  

Well it sounds cool but there is an expression in this business "You're either working men or you are hardly working"  though this does remind me of that episode of Sex & The City where a Masseur was known to satisfy his female clientele orally, and Samantha ended up getting him fired.

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...I forgot where this was going...

as my journey into this world started with my first massage as I killed time waiting for new tires to be put on my car.

FKK clubs:

Restaurant: in most cases just some buffet, but some clubs have a la carte restaurants (for extra pay or not).

Massage: even the tiniest club has at least one non-sexual masseur

Wellness: saunas, swimmingpools, steamroom, hottubs

Gym: in Artemis in Berlin there is a full gym as well, some other clubs have some equipment

Sportsbar: almost all clubs have plenty of flatscreens showing sports, the recent world cup was really annoying for the girls

Bar/Casino: most clubs have some machines to lose your money and pretty much all of them have a full bar, beer is often for free

Beauty: many places offer proffesional pedicures, manicures, facials (not that kind!), hot stone stuff, barbers, etc.

Only the dry cleaning might proof problematice .

I'd perpetually have something exciting between my legs.

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Depends, sometimes you clearly hear what's happening nextdoor... somtimes there aren't even full walls to the ceiling, so you definitely hear. Then again, often you can find a quiet place in the garden or just use a gazebo and wave to people walking by.

How about the Not Mile High Club?

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I really missed my calling.

I ought to be on Mad Ave.

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"Barrister & Hooker, LLC"

Just Imagine the Synergies!

Because both sell their time ... they could combine their time recording and billing procedures.

They could also combine their marketing and screening functions ... both are seeking clientele that can afford to pay outrageous hourly fees

The lawyers would discourage LE activity ... bc defendants would have a legal defense team on site.

The hookers could curry the favor of LE officers by promising to fuck over the lawyers.

And they'd have a marketing tag line that would make Madison Avenue swoon .....

"Barrister & Hooker - We'll fuck you every way possible"

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You take your girl to the side of the front desk, they check her ID, give you a form to fill out with your room # on it and up you go.  When you check out you'll find a charge to your room of $10 for each time you did this. It's done the same way at the little place in Jaco the Del owns called Canciones del Mar.  But there is no fee at the Cocal, although the rooms there are more expensive.

Several years ago when I was traveling back and forth to Australia on business I sampled a number of brothels. The ones that I tried were all pretty nice and I never heard anyone in another room. Some of the places had rooms that were a little basic but nice enough, other places had rooms pretty well done up with in-room jacuzzis, etc. However, one night I thought I'd try a Chinese brothel and when I got there they said all of the girls were busy and it would be maybe 15 minutes. There was a door behind the front desk that led back to where the girls worked, and while I was standing there waiting (there were chairs, I just didn't feel like sitting) it opened up and I could see down the hallway and it looked like the "rooms" were just curtained off spaces. I couldn't see any real walls or doors, just curtains on a frame structure. Lots of them. I think that we could safely assume that you'd be able hear what was going on either side of you in there, but I can't say that I know from experience because at that point I pivoted and headed out the door and went back to a place I'd been to before.

Airports would be great for a 'Layover'.

But the airplane itself would be pure luxury.  

First Class is expensive enough already, what's another $1,000 for a few hours of delicious company?

Getting there is half the fun, right?

Bang Bus Cab vans.

Beats riding subway watching the freak jerk off.

...the phrase "what do I have to do to put you in this car today?

Holes in one to be avoided. the more strokes the better