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Re: Pass the soap, please.
2236707 3 Reviews 1657 reads
posted
1 / 27

Gentlemen (all three of you), if you hope to be at the receiving end of a rim job don't just shower your bung hole. Clean it out with an anal syringe (rubber bulb, not a hypodermic). Rinse that filthy tunnel of yours three or four times til it runs clear. THEN shower. That way the lady who contemplates providing this sublime pleasure might not be so revolted by the shit odor that she throws herself out the window instead.

Well, that's my view, and was confirmed by one awesome lady. Will be interested to hear what others think on this subject.

AngelinaDDD See my TER Reviews 537 reads
posted
2 / 27

One would think that would be common practice!  LOL  Good PSA!

GaGambler 534 reads
posted
3 / 27

I remember the very first time I went to an AMP oh so many years ago and I wondered why she spent so much time cleaning my asshole. Well it wasn't long before I found out exactly why my asshole was probably the cleanest part of my body since her tongue was going to be buried in it shortly.

Now I have never been much of a fan of anal play, and I have zero desire for a prostate massage and even less for anything but a nice soft tongue to be put "up there", but I have to admit, a nice rim job is rather pleasant although it's not something where I want to reciprocate, no matter how hot an ass she has. As the saying goes, I have no idea why the outhouse is so close to the snack bar, but some things are rather pleasant to receive.

impposter 49 Reviews 595 reads
posted
5 / 27

I don't disagree with the sentiment - or do I mean scent-iment? - but,  

It is rare that I make a stop for R&R directly from a very private shower (home).

I just can't see myself bringing an enema or ass-douche into the bathroom at work.  I know, I'll just keep that rubber bulb in my desk drawer, right next to my toothbrush.

If I hit the gym first, I just can't see myself bringing an enema or rubber bulb into the showers, there, either.  One of the gyms I use is a regular gang shower; another one is semi-private but not private enough.  Their minds are not going to jump to a rimming from a hot Provider. "Hay, Imp! What's with the ass-cleaning? Are you a bottom?" Nope, I'll just stay with my regular shower routine (which includes a soapy finger but not a rubber bulb!).

Personally, I don't even enjoy rimming. Not when I want to be DFKing that same mouth.


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Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 607 reads
posted
6 / 27

Those Fleets are fine, BUT empty them and rep-lace the fluid with tepid water. That fluid is a laxative that will cause you to keep shitting after you use it. Few things could outperform a "shower shot" to get clean, but forget taking it to work. Search for "anal douche" to see options.
 

Posted By: impposter
I don't disagree with the sentiment - or do I mean scent-iment? - but,  
   
 It is rare that I make a stop for R&R directly from a very private shower (home).  
   
 I just can't see myself bringing an enema or ass-douche into the bathroom at work.  I know, I'll just keep that rubber bulb in my desk drawer, right next to my toothbrush.  
   
 If I hit the gym first, I just can't see myself bringing an enema or rubber bulb into the showers, there, either.  One of the gyms I use is a regular gang shower; another one is semi-private but not private enough.  Their minds are not going to jump to a rimming from a hot Provider. "Hay, Imp! What's with the ass-cleaning? Are you a bottom?" Nope, I'll just stay with my regular shower routine (which includes a soapy finger but not a rubber bulb!).  
   
 Personally, I don't even enjoy rimming. Not when I want to be DFKing that same mouth.  
 

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ptfun61 37 Reviews 294 reads
posted
7 / 27

While this would certainly be a considerate best practice...and that's always good...I have to say I do enjoy "going to the rim" (for NBA fans out there), and a from sample size of severals, I can say I've never had a bad experience - and I highly doubt that any of my dates were packing a syringe. Seems like general good hygiene, with some soapy attention to the bum hole, covers about as deep as my tongue can reach.

EliseAndrews See my TER Reviews 390 reads
posted
8 / 27

OMGosh, I can't stop laughing...

702touch See my TER Reviews 414 reads
posted
9 / 27
impposter 49 Reviews 413 reads
posted
10 / 27

Plain saline goes in and comes out without a lingering effect.  (I think it's meant for loosening up a blockage really close to the exit.)  Another kind of enema is mineral oil which makes a mess even before it does the job.  The mineral oil residue can lead to, um, anal leakage which is what you get from eating fat substitutes like Olestra or some other foods.  Nope.  Do not want mineral oil before a date, rimming or no rimming!

I wonder if I can convince management at the gyms to install that shower shot thing?  Maybe it should be standard equipment at the incalls?  
Posted By: DURHAMDREW63
Those Fleets are fine, BUT empty them and replace the fluid with tepid water. That fluid is a laxative that will cause you to keep shitting after you use it. Few things could outperform a "shower shot" to get clean, but forget taking it to work. Search for "anal douche" to see options.
DON'T EAT THESE FOODS BEFORE OR DURING A DATE!

2236707 3 Reviews 429 reads
posted
11 / 27

Same for those anticipating a voyage to Greece. No Soap.

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subcharlotte 415 reads
posted
12 / 27

I know what I want for Christmas!!!

Posted By: DURHAMDREW63
 
 Those Fleets are fine, BUT empty them and rep-lace the fluid with tepid water. That fluid is a laxative that will cause you to keep shitting after you use it. Few things could outperform a "shower shot" to get clean, but forget taking it to work. Search for "anal douche" to see options.  
   
   
Posted By: impposter
I don't disagree with the sentiment - or do I mean scent-iment? - but,    
     
  It is rare that I make a stop for R&R directly from a very private shower (home).  
     
  I just can't see myself bringing an enema or ass-douche into the bathroom at work.  I know, I'll just keep that rubber bulb in my desk drawer, right next to my toothbrush.  
     
  If I hit the gym first, I just can't see myself bringing an enema or rubber bulb into the showers, there, either.  One of the gyms I use is a regular gang shower; another one is semi-private but not private enough.  Their minds are not going to jump to a rimming from a hot Provider. "Hay, Imp! What's with the ass-cleaning? Are you a bottom?" Nope, I'll just stay with my regular shower routine (which includes a soapy finger but not a rubber bulb!).  
     
  Personally, I don't even enjoy rimming. Not when I want to be DFKing that same mouth.  
   
   
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Bob.Sugar 406 reads
posted
13 / 27

Maybe a few of the guys here would be fine with you rimming them.  Heck...why not put up some pics of yours on the photo board as well?

 
Posted By: dani987x
Gentlemen (all three of you), if you hope to be at the receiving end of a rim job don't just shower your bung hole. Clean it out with an anal syringe (rubber bulb, not a hypodermic). Rinse that filthy tunnel of yours three or four times til it runs clear. THEN shower. That way the lady who contemplates providing this sublime pleasure might not be so revolted by the shit odor that she throws herself out the window instead.  
   
 Well, that's my view, and was confirmed by one awesome lady. Will be interested to hear what others think on this subject.

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 383 reads
posted
14 / 27

Damn! I was all ready to read about foods that cause "anal leakage" and the link is bad ... did Qdoba take it down again? LOL

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 419 reads
posted
15 / 27
TectorGorch 17 Reviews 343 reads
posted
16 / 27

when I saw the MAGNIFICENT Kim of Vegas for her famous, damn near legendary anal gobbling, I showered, rubbed on (and/or in) a pint or two on Noxzema ( I fucking love that stuff), and she seemed to be quite satisfied with my condition, and content to do the wonderful deed.  What a treat that was!   BTW, I will never ever forget the fantabulous Ji Young of L.A. who gave me my first professional Korean  rim job. What an "eye" opener that experience was.

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 278 reads
posted
17 / 27
impposter 49 Reviews 475 reads
posted
18 / 27

I couldn't fix the anal leakage PROBLEM but I fixed the link problem:

http://www.divinecaroline.com/self/wellness/five-foods-cause-anal-leakage

Another one: FIRE IN THE HOLE!  

http://mandyf.wordpress.com/2011/08/03/fire-in-the-hole-what-foods-cause-anal-leakage/

 
DON'T EAT THESE FOODS BEFORE OR DURING A DATE!



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702touch See my TER Reviews 370 reads
posted
19 / 27
2236707 3 Reviews 329 reads
posted
21 / 27
WICardinalfan 336 reads
posted
23 / 27

Call me old fashioned, but I have no interest giving or receiving.  I do not think it is "Hot" but rather repulsive.....but that is just me

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 342 reads
posted
24 / 27

It's always other people's kinks that are repulsive.

Posted By: WICardinalfan
Call me old fashioned, but I have no interest giving or receiving.  I do not think it is "Hot" but rather repulsive.....but that is just me.  
   
 

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 367 reads
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25 / 27
2236707 3 Reviews 275 reads
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26 / 27
2236707 3 Reviews 397 reads
posted
27 / 27

It's one of the riskier pleasures for the tongue-person. All the more reason for good hygiene, which in itself is no absolute guarantee. And the tongue-person should have completed hepatitis vaccinations.

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