Gentlemen, here's a question for you.

You have just landed a part in a porno movie. What is your porno name and what is your special talent or memorable trademark?

Porn Name:  Cyrano de Bergerac

Special Talent:  Do I really have to say it?

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Nobody knows where you are...how near or how far...

Natasha Skinski

I didn't say it would sell a lot of copies

Or perhaps Hugh Mongus.
Nah, it's Dick Limpp.

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Does it change to Dick Maybe?

My special talent is lying. And the girls love it when I do.

I'm flying to Vegas sitting next to a smokin hot woman who going to be going to a Porn convention in Vegas. As we chat, she tells me she's a porn star. I ask if it's true about black men having the biggest cocks and she replies "no, the American Indian does."  

She also mentions that Jewish men give the best oral.  

Then she asks me what my name is. I tell her. I could lie but I don't. Sure honey, my name's Tonto Goldstein!  

Notoucha MySkinski .... that would suck.  
Regards, Tonto.

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Ivan Suckatitski, pre porn was a Russian milkman

or i can live with "Cimbj Lover"

LMFAO. You must be the worst at whatyou do

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