Well it's been discussed what the proper etiquette should be.  Wether ugly, or fugly, or, black and green people are accepted.  Now I know the charm is all in the dollar signs.  So do providers enjoy athletic men much more than the slobs and sticks? LOL

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I don't expect Mr. Client to be athletic, matter of fact, it's a nice shock when he is. (As posted above, I agree, I'll take both clean & nice over a smelly asshole any day of the week...)

And trust me, I enjoy the finely toned muscle of the male machine that is properly maintained;  
However the shoe on the other foot....  

When meeting Mr. Hot-Client;
[My inner monologue] knock on door, open the door, oh shit! Look at him.... oh he looks HOT.... oh holy shit....  damn he might look better than me?!.... what the hell is he  doing calling an escort? shut up that's one of your business.... Look at all those muscles... oh shit. I wonder if this guy is going to try and twist me around like a pretzel... Crap, I bet he is going to wear me out. Breathe! In, out... Exhale.... Ok, let's do this!

 Purely unedited lol  

Do I enjoy it? Hell yes! Who wouldn't?! Fuck the polite "I'm not trying to hurt a guys feelings just in case he isn't a hot guy answer."

Us women, we are every bit as superficial as you men, don't let 'em lie to 'ya.

Foxy

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Majority of guys with ripping muscles are not interested in woman. May be the reason you are not seeing many requests for trysts!

Curly at least it was you and not rod , garlic I can deal with fried chicken I can't ...you know it was a joke rod , now pass the watermelon ! LOL......

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Yes.. That garlic was me.. And I read your review of Devin.. You liked her pretty well.. Up and down and sideways...

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So you do like guys with muscles?

Why are you here then?

All other things being equal, I'd prefer the athletic man....but all other things are not usually equal. I care more about how it feels to spend time with him, than what he looks like.

for as long as he has?  I agree he deserves the lifetime trophy.  Gotta give others a chance too.  roflmao

That last post of his, I'm still wondering where he gets all his statistics. Maybe from the Twilight zone?  

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I hear Ben & Jerry's has created a ice cream flavor as well.

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were sown within a lighthearted question on a fuck board. LOL

Watch out for the next dick size thread, coming soon!!!

love an honest personal opinion!  LOL  

You go, gal!

I automatically assume that any man in good physical shape is as gay as a show tune. A love of musicals is a dead-give-away. Just look at CPA...all verklempt! about Le Mis.  

 
And, there's this guy I know that is totally ripped. I've always assumed he's straight, but he is a bit sensitive. And, women adore him....which everyone knows is the first clue.{wink.wink}

You may be on to another absurd and completely unfounded stereotype AF......can we call this a win for TER?...lol..

I like you already

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Where did I brag about seeing lot of gals? Yes, I have said I have seen 100s of women, but the context is that I have been on TER for 10 yrs and been hobbying 3 yrs before it.

And I would hardly consider that a lot, given that some guys over here hobby every day, or at least every other day.

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do the hookers love those fuckers?

my bet is his dick is smaller than my thumb and, either he suffers from PE or can't quite get there at all.

Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

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I saw it about 35 years ago and I think I fell asleep then.

This time around I found it really entertaining.  Maybe it was those lithe dancer's bodies that kept my interest?

And just for grins...I have way too many friends (and clients) and relatives who are gay (and proud) men....and the fallacy that they are hardbodies (as anonymous suggests) is asinine.  But maybe AF only hangs with hardbodied gay men?

I may go and see Les Mis later this month as well...it's at Drury Lane.  I just don't want to be disappointed if valjean can't hit any notes.  OTOH I doubt Hugh Jackman will be playing valjean.

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I'm not  LOL

But I'm still better looking than you  

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Didn't have any interest in seeing it however.

I'd rather have sat through "Old Jews telling jokes"...as if I haven't heard them all already  

otherwise we might have to throw the whole theory out.  

And, seems a shame to toss another perfectly good unvalidated stereotype aside so hastily.

But I guess it's more likely to throw another stereotype out the window.

Frankly I can't get many of my gay pals (and relatives) to even think of going to see a play.  But then I just attribute that to not appreciating stereotypes  

On a side note...Illinois has legalized gay marriage.  And I've got a wedding to throw  

About fucking time!!

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I'm OK with talking to them on the phone...but God forbid they want to come to my office...and shit, what if they want to shake my hand or something.

And hanging with those "gay" people...maybe that's why I like musicals?  

I've threatened to sing at the wedding...and so far a few guests have offered to pay me not to.  Go figure!

All decisions are automagically reviewed, globally, to ensure they adhere to the gay agenda.

Heterosexual men are not allowed to sing at weddings. Sorry.

How's his dick game and DATY skills? Am I right, ladies?

Best lay I ever had was twice my age with bigger boobs than me. Totally shocked me. It was like, "WHO IS THIS BALD SEX GOD IN SUSPENDERS AND COURT CLASSICS?!?!"

There is such a thing as TOO much*!
(* Implying you aren't a TOO MUCH is never enough person.)

Like Fake tits.... There's just a damn limit.... and then it just looks like, "Ewww."

Be it muscles on roids or tits... Once I see all the veins, I can't help but think of how much he looks like a giant penis.... Eww.

 

 
And....  all the rest, so butt-hurt when a woman is HONEST.  
*snicker*
Damned if ya tell the truth, damned if ya don't

I'm paying for the gig.

Does that change the collective's opinion?

What I will take a pass on is the bachelors party...they are going to the Dell's.  I don't think I can hire hookers either.  Well...at least not the hookers I'd be interested in  

I wasn't aware that I was. ~ You assume much.
I don't act preferential in my dates, booking, or service, barring hygiene. (Hygiene is def a YMMV deal breaker.)

Would it be fair to assume you have only seen 3 ladies because you have done only 3 reviews?  

I don't put all my laundry in the street baby doll....  

As a matter of fact, I even took a Friday off, had made a thread about it in my home region a few days ago.....

So really...  insert mouth open foot much?
They already grilled you, so I will sit back like a lady does, and just enjoy the show.  

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But at the end of the day it really doesn't matter !!! It's not like we're going to get married lol unless your net worth is 8 figures then that's a different story but  yes I love a strong fit man ahhhh.... so sexy  
Wish Channing Tatum would email me  
Xoxo kayden

P.s but most importantly we enjoy the smell of fresh "clean" gentlemen !!!
That will always go a long way with me there's nothing worse that a dirty smelly person

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we've been getting a lot of heat from that french fella......Michelle Bachmann?...about all of the recruitment we've been doing over to the 'lifestyle'.  

And, given how successful we've been with bullying the american public into abandoning their religious beliefs, and stripping them of their religious liberties, letting you get so close to the edge by singing at a wedding.... could be politically complicated for us

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I am trying to establish a brand of myself here....I am tired of living in The Cuddler's shadows...I am tired of being  McMahon. I want to be Carson myself...

So, I don't send anything Cuddler's way anymore....

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Nothing wrong with a man who takes care of himself healthwise. I like to call it a lil 'bonus'. But most definitely not necessary to have a good time by any means. Most of my best times have had nothing to do with the bod/age or anything physical....the mind and the heart go a long way for sure over any of that even in this world. Now, put the mind, the heart, and the bod together...this chica's in T-R-O-U-B-L-E lol like Foxy.  

'One day more' and get some audience participation it'll be more accepted.

I don't think I can get Alfie Boe to headline however.  But maybe I should try?

At any rate I suspect all will have a good time.
 

penis' don't exist LOL. I'm not a fan of the sport personally. It literally 'consumes' their lives. Dated one...once. That was all I needed. And he was all natural. 24 hours a day. Ridiculous.

If I were him, I would be mad at myself..... For being this thick....

Like DA said once, and I chimed in afterwards.. A-fungus can find a way to be lame, stupid, ignorant, arrogant, and annoying.... All in the same post...

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Of course we providers hate it when a hot muscled stud call for appointments.

And we are immediately repulsed when we see him, had we not been warned prior.
Even worse if he's not grey headed or bald.

I can't stand a well defined set of abs, pec muscles, or those cuts above a man's hips....  
*ahem*

Just makes me simply VOMIT.

Sadly, I am only attracted by the deep intellect that can reside within the gleaming baldness of the more mature gentleman's crown, his learned ways, his knowing & experienced hands deftly know where to head & rev me up... I know the love of a fat man is more sincere than any hot jocks....

 
Lastly, on a less sarcastic note, I honestly don't care how old, thin, bald headed, fat, hairy, short, tall, black, white, purple, asian [shout out to DrunkAsian!] a man is, I am a BUSINESS WOMAN.

But I am a woman none the less, am I not?

I don't know where men get this deluded notion providers are no longer part of the human species.

Men.... you enjoy a hot chick, do you not?
Why should a woman be any different?  

I'm not everyone's cup of tea, to be sure, as you are not for every ladies taste.  
This is not a personal statement, but a general truth.
Shame me all you want (if you feel like you can try hehehuhhuh.....) but the truth is and shall always be the truth

OH MY GAWD :3

+1,000 Now we're talking!
If I'm actually BCD that's DEFINITELY where it COUNTS!

My Side-Meat (lesser status than SO lol)  has man boobs too.  
But he's the only one I see outside the world.
Don't let them fool you.
That fat bastard makes my pussy wetter than any jock ever....the dick must have some kind of bullseye sensor on it....
And the way he sucks on my pussy......
And he is is not an asshole, always rubs me the right way, and has kind eyes....  
Silly right? Damn that guy though... I don't let him know he gets to me so bad. LOL
I got bigger fish to fry....

 

Really though, I could give a damn less about muscle tone, unless he ever starts acting winded.
If that happens, he had better do something to work it out.

 

 

 

 
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Yes, but more importantly...
Posted by StinaValentine, 3/31/2014 8:06:25 PM  
How's his dick game and DATY skills? Am I right, ladies?  
 
Best lay I ever had was twice my age with bigger boobs than me. Totally shocked me. It was like, "WHO IS THIS BALD SEX GOD IN SUSPENDERS AND COURT CLASSICS?!?!"

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Note, I am bald and fat, but thrilling in all other ways!

There is much to be said about the man who makes you feel GOOD and not much excuse for the man who makes you feel BAD.

+1

This is a recurring theme in what ladies are talking about on here, and it's not something I had not really thought about. Now, I'm new, so I haven't experienced much yet (except maybe a little smegma), but is bad hygiene something I'm going to be dealing with a lot? Or, is it rare to get a stinky, dirty guy? I don't mind food smells or cigarette breath, but do guys really not bathe before they plan to have sex? Does it really happen that much? What do you do then when you discover his bad hygiene? "Let's go play in the shower, darling"? What if he doesn't want to play in the shower, darling?  Thanks!!

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In fact, on the P&R board a while back I used The Cuddler to send an obnoxious poster called Laffy into a complete melt-down that caused the board to be moderated to this day.  It is one of my finest accomplishments here.  So please!

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I think he's mad at me.  
He thinks I don't wuv him.

I am devastated.  

 

I respond "Hello... but my name isn't Gene."  

I personally enjoy taking a shower together with the girl either before or after, preferably both and hopefully she has a hot tub or a jacuuzi for us to chill together.  
Makes for a complete session

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energy to handle the hour....well not the whole hour at high speed, I like to tease for a bit.
The more positive the person the more openminded they seem to be & we can have alot of fun.
Honestly, I've had a cpl been about 2yrs ago who were just horrible experiences. One was just, I dnt like being mean but the dude was hideous & his personality sucked, it was a real bring me down time, nothing was going to make him smile- all the while he tried to make me feel like I wasn't up to his league. 3mths later he writes a negative review, not hard to figure out who he was.
I just like men, all shapes & sizes--- variety...there's been a cpl who were so impressed with their own 6packs that they seemed to be more into their bodies & how their bodies were performing than into actually feeling or experiencing something, it seemed like they were on-impress mode.