It seems to me like it's put on a pedestal and it's way beyond the limits. What's the reasoning behind this? I can understand some women not liking it but the majority (so it seems)? I must have reviewed ~30 girls within the past few weeks and I have probably seen 3 at the most offering it. Does it take a special provider to offer such a thing? Do more "opportunities" open up with providers when you're considered a regular to them? Does it vary by customer to customer?

Stick something the same size up your ass. See how it feels. Clearly the majority of women do not like Greek or just do not like when it comes to work.

It involves changing your diet (or fasting) for about 8 hours prior to the appt.  It's also very time consuming and uncomfortable sometimes to thoroughly get clean.  Finally, sometimes you go through all that because you think the guy wants it, and then the session doesn't even go there!  So it's just a PITA.

Make sure to tell her no lube needed.

Do you REALLY need this shit spelled out for you? Greek on demand is not like vagina on demand, you dolt. It's something we charge extra for because we can, and how the fk are we supposed to be in the mood for an ass rape at 8 am on Tuesday? Any more stupid questions? Gosh, I hope not.  

Do your research and contact hookers that offer Greek. Problem solved.

Another dumbass....  

Why you don't offer greek.  I promise to never ask again.

Whoa easy..a simple explanation would have sufficed just fine. I might have another stupid one - why haven't you taken your medication like you were supposed to?

Because you kept mixing the shit with your gummies and I got all confused.... that's why.

Sometimes your dick ain't for anal I know mine is too big for that I don't even bother.

Hard to reconcile what's in the majority of the previous posts vs. what I've seen in countless porn videos. Since I have never been on the receiving end I'm just not sure what the drama is about.  

He said he had seen 30 and only 3 offered it. Ya think if he would have seen 30 that offered it, his chances would have gone up? Try reading and thinking before you spew.

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So your asshole doesn't slam shut.

the pussy is made for sex so you have a great sensation all along your cock

don't concern yourself with me I'm not interested.

gee must be rough having a big cock.

I have only done Greek once. I've seen numerous ladies that offer Greek on the menu (and reviews confirm that), but when we are together and I ask about the next time we see each other they say my penis is too large. Now mind you I am BELOW average in length and girth than what all these scientific studies have come up with as the average male size. So why the fuck would they say I am too large??! Do they just rarely ever do it but it's a good marketing ploy? Do they think they are feeding my ego? I mean c'mon ladies I'm not stupid enough to believe you when you tell me that's the reason.

It sounds better than your dicks too small.  

Used to think stupid posts came from drunks and the stoned which is excusable.  

Not that hard, is it?

I've done what hbyist+truth=;(  suggested, carrots and zucchini work well but you have to carve a nub at the end so it doesn't get away from you.  I've also gotten pegged once by a provider who wanted to wear a wedding dress while doing it.  But that's a story for another day.  Guess I'm just experimental, but I enjoyed stretching the limits.  

True and obviously. I'm just saying don't take me for an idiot that I believe you when you say that.

"Ass Cave" let's see who uses that first in a review.  

Some ladies don't offer greek because it simply just hurts them. No one wants to do something painful.  There are tons of nerves around the bunghole n it can be very painful.  Also some are afraid of the extra risk involving STDs.  It's way easier to catch something from anal than vaginal.  You see, the ass is like an open membrane so it raises the fear. Another reason,  some don't know the proper way to cleanse.  That raises fear they may poop on you. It takes more than just an enema.  It takes a body cleanse,  colonics, extra Dr exams and stuff like that so offering greek is costly too. Many reasons ladies don't do greek.  
I love a good ass fuck!  
butt shut here lol
seek out ladies that are comfortable offering greek
Hope this helps
Hugs and kisses
TL

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Really big dicks are not overly welcome with some women here and in civvie life. For some women, too big prevents a lot of things...only the head in oral, only part of it enters the vagina, no deep penetration, no Greek, but a lot of hand jobs.  

Can you imagine if I just started ramming dildos up johns asses and proclaiming that they're just being little babies saying it's soooooo big and I obviously know better?

Were you born stupid, or did that case develop over time? You would have to be an absolute MORON to assume that EVERY service is not YMMV. I don't even fk every guy vaginally, dolt.  

So because someone has wad of cash, the other party is obligated to take it in the ass?

What you presume as average, could very well be too much for some women. I can't count the number of guys who 'claim' they fit my size restrictions just to be left with my jaw dropping at the sight of it lol. Once the penis passes through both sphincters, yes... there is actually more room in the anal region but it's that passing through part that is the most concern. Not every provider is clueless enough to believe that too much anal over a long period of time, will not leave her wearing a diaper at 30. Sooooo, many providers charge more because if it was all inclusive every guy and his brother would assume it's a free for all.

training?  the only training is one dick after another (real or manufactured) rammed into their poop shoot...easily open up with a gaping hole?  Ever heard of diminishing elasticity? You can only stretch something so many times before it CAN'T return to its normal state.  I shudder to think what happens to these girls digestive tracts.  I think they will need diapers at an early age.

I was referring to Greece's default to the IMF... I never implied that any gal is obligated to do something she doesn't want to...

nope... you're wrong, I have no interest, zero, nada.....

"CHOCOLATE DICK" This is just too good today ...

Posted By: LoboGris

nope... you're wrong, I have no interest, zero, nada.....  
   
 did it once with a mistress that initiated it, she impaled herself without me knowing where I was going... withdrew a chocolate dick and now even the thought makes me go immediately limp...  
   
 shouldn't have told you that.. if we ever met, you could offer me anal and effectively end the session and you'd get to keep the donation not that we'll ever meet

I might not have a huge dick, but my dick is hardly a "bit thicker" than my finger. It's a LOT thicker TYVM. lol

Some people like coffee....some people like tea....some people like both.  Yes, tastes do differ from person to person.

It can be hot in the right context, right person, right fit, right time.

Ewwww, you think that part alone would have more guys afraid of anal, but I digress. I am amazed at how many women will actually eat dinner and then expect nothing to come out lol. I fast the entire day, let him have his fun, but man when that door closes.... bwhahahhaa. Yall know what's up.

I agree that is totally despicable and detestable for her to do it without asking you first. Hopefully you fired her arse right then and there from her mistress job without a second thought.

Because, I take great pleasure in giving a dirty sanchez afterwards. I try to aim for the full goatee look.