If anything it seems more like a gimmick.  

Wachu all think about this one guys?

I just saw an ad on TER from a woman who'd been a hooker for many years (I saw her a few times and liked her) and then retired last year.
Today she announced she's back.  Oh, well, at least she's using the same stage name and isn't pretending.
How would you propose to right this terrible wrong, Sasha? LOL!

We all know retirements can be short-lived, in or out of the hobby.  

Except when I retire, I'm gonna STAY retired!

Maybe

Thank you, thank you very much, I'll be here all night (literally)! Try the waitress, tip the veal...

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Oh, yeah? Well a ho ate me

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People of all profession from sport stars to music artists to actors retired and then unretired all the time. Only a 12 y.o. juvenile with arrested development would think it's amusing and funny.

I agree with you Sasha. How long is retirement for a provider anyway, 6 months to a year then they return.

You never see a provider advertise a going out of business sale.

I'm always looking for some good pussy cheap.

Maybe folks should just refrain from making official announcements regarding retirement.

What's funny is a hooker walking off the job mid session, can't wait to read that in the review.

Even going out of business claims are sometimes fake.  But some business do shut their doors forever.  So I guess there is no replacement

No talent required up in here outside spreading your legs, faking orgasms and giving head. And with the really old, fat ladies, I doubt the dudes hiring care if they fake it. Probably a grudge fuck. Unfortunately most hookers don't take advantage of the cash to better themselves or go to school to secure a career outside entertaining jack-offs. Yeah, it's damn funny to read the retirement announcements, only to see a few months later, guess whose back. Oh and to top it off, it's because she missed all your asses so much and she's a nympho!  LMAO, BULLSHIT!  The sad reality is they don't have much of a choice because even an old, fat hooker can make more money doing blow and go's than she could making minimum wage and having to punch a time clock 5 days a week. It's like being institutionalized....you're in and out of jail unless you're self disciplined and get a plan to exit.

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I don't have any problem with someone intending to retire, then changing their minds later.  

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its a "going out of business sale."  You know, the ones where they say, "Everything must go."

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assuming

Seriously!  
You hate when we sit out your business on twitter but never find a solution to basic problems.  

Get it togeher

so why do you think that actors, musicians and athletes are at all different from "hookers" as you say? Especially actors.  They read other people's words. Dress up and pretend to be someone they are not.  They are court jesters, nothing more. Same with athletes and musicians. Yes, the "best" (relative term) practice a lot and train for their performances.  So what. They are still just entertainers with the only purpose of amusing people that will part with their money for a small bit of time. In a perfect world, all these entertainers would earn far less that soldiers, police, firefighters, teachers, almost everyone else that actually contribute something tangible to society.  
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We call it a LAY-over.

That can be taken two ways

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You don't have to like it but whining about it is unattractive.  You won't change anything and you'll get fewer bookings with angry public complaints.
Is that fair?  Probably not.  And you're free to ventilate about it here (and other places) as much as you want.  It won't accomplish anything, but if it makes you feel better....

Yes, thats right, a WOMAN. Foxy Fuck Pants was the "woman" in charge for many, many years here. Not to mention the very first moderator of this board was a woman, "The Girl Next Door"

I think you meant you "guess" that TER is run by men. Because that's all you've got, a wild ass guess. I don't have any inside info to go on here, but my "guess" is that at least one of the admins is indeed a woman.

and I seriously doubt anyone here, including admin, misses the OTHFB's over on Twatter. I say "good riddance" If you are so unhappy here, maybe you should join them?

Your mindset is very dangerous. Why even be on these boards if you feel like that? The way you sound is.... Nuts. Kinda sounds like you have a love/ hate relationship with providers.

My favorite of favorite providers retired, as announced, and I pray she returns.

had a Going Out of Business sale ... for 4 years before they were forced to remove that banner from their ads and store signage  

So the decided to stay open... lol ..  who'd have guessed?

The rest were hanged, though a few simply died in jail.

Very possible, although it will probably be in her mouth not her arms.

Nothing dangerous about it. I'm just one of few keeping it real.  I have no relationship with any provider. I was in the game for nearly a decade and unlike most, when I retired, I retired. I pulled the plug, no announcements, no farewell specials....just gone.  

Still friendly with a few former clients but only a few select.  The cash I made afforded me the ability to further my education before I ended up a sad, old statistic...I worked hard, lived a healthy lifestyle so that I'd land straight up without the prospect of having to "lather, rinse, repeat" on a merry go round... in and out of this business.  

I was very active on these boards for years and admittedly don't post much anymore, however after tuning into local news and seeing a rather large and active Agency, workers and local pimp mugshot in the headlines, I've been poking around to see what's going on.  

So sorry if my candid, brutal honesy is found offensive by you.  I made a boatload of cash and exited this arena with my dignity and a flourishing career. I feel a little bit bad for some ladies who were here long before me and today still posting advertisements.  That's fleeting though because every hooker has a choice to either make the most of the opportunity/cash or to go down with the muck and the mire.

I did finally get the opportunity to meet an ole moderator who use to put me into the naughty zone of moderation when I'd be up in here starting shit on the board. Little Phil. We had drinks and dinner at one of my former local watering holes. The conversations were amusing with the exchange of hobby war tales. He's a hoot!

Too bad you never got a chance to meet the moderator who was the most fun of all moderators of all time. lol

You'd probably still think he was an asshole, but you'd know he was a fun asshole

One thing I've realized over the last 5 years, we live in a very small world. I've run into some folks and experienced those Ah-Ha moments a few times.  

I think that moderator is a lot like me. I've always been told by my men friends, I'm like hanging out with a dude with tits

I really like LP. We stay in contact although not as often as I'd like. Life moves into different directions and we get busy. But he always has me in stitches about his latest conquests. One things for certain, once a man-whore...always!

If Foxy is still there tell her to ping me. I don't have VIP, but to IM her, I'd fork over the bucks.

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If he didn't, he's not the man-whore I know and admire.

There was some innuendo LOL, however he was very respectful when I said I'm no longer in the mindset. I was consumed with work at the time he flew into my city but I wasn't going to turn down an offer to finally meet him face to face. It was truly a wonderful meal and I'm so happy we finally were able to meet after 8 years of bantering back and forth.

I suppose when my dick finally falls or wears off, I will have to rethink things, but by then I'll probably be more than ready for a long dirt nap.

5 years?  wow, time does fly

I honestly can't remember how long the two of us have been going back and forth, but I am thinking it's closer to about 12 years, all the way back to the woof woof board if I recall correctly.

Time flies when you're having fun!
PS: I was in your old stomping grounds in Nov. but was stuck with family the whole time.

Or perhaps I possess the gift of shutting all that down from my memory. Wow, that place was stank. Thanks for the jolt.

ere are just 2.

1, "Treat her well, fellows." (Thanks I was going to wear my sand paper under wear and not bathe for 2 weeks.)

2.  "We kissed, hugged, rubbed, wiggled, or whatever like teen agers" Great so did your braces lock and your pimples burst

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What a bummer. You should have pinged me. Don't fuck anymore but love to dine and reminisce.

Cochon?

I prefer hole in the wall....oyster bar like Fontaines in the Highlands.

LP's got my number. GAG maybe has it still too. Ironically, it hasn't changed so give me a jingle or you can find it through them. If you're good with them, you're good with me Jake from State Farm. I just ask, when you show up for dinner, you're not wearing khakis.

Way to get your way!  Broadcasting on Twitter to get TER admin to pay attention to you?  LAME, not to mention careless and stupid. Love the twatter trolls spamming up the public with their illicit, illegal activities. Ho 101 handbook's first rule is not to air your illegal activities on public sites. Hey though, roll the dice...maybe you win, maybe you fall ass hard dummy!

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Does your old email address work?  I probably have your phone # somewhere too.  LP and I are cool, also GaG so no problemo getting in touch.  Later.
Oh, and I don't actually wear khakis.  Or red polo shirts. LOL!

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LP is MUCH nicer than me. Of course I suppose Pol Pot is nicer than me, but I suppose if asked nicely I "might" find her number.

Damn, if you know me by my real name google me....or hit me on LinkedIn.

True.  No problem of girls retiring, then coming back

For a price. lol

He knows, he's just PUI and can't remember

Yeah well let him figure it out lol

Or maybe ChaChinkChump. And nothing needs to be figured out except when I'll be back your way. Not until at least mid year.  Meanwhile, I'm headed much further south.  Shortly.  GaGa knows. So you two kids laugh all you want.

Catch up with you when you're North again

I'll see your formerly hot azz down the road.

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I see you keep up with me. And I bet you have probably sent some insulting messages before - and seeing how TER is probably the only place you socialize it would be devastating if you got locked out of your account too huh? Don't take it personal it's just business - thinning the crowd

LOTS longer. Ahhhh the memories...

Steph xoxo

I know I missed it after a month. I didn't do a retirement thing, but just disappeared. That was advice given to me.

But I missed it - a lot. Especially the spa stuff. Some people would say it's an addiction. But maybe some people just really like it. I prefer haitus for "who knows how long?"

In a relationship/sugar daddy situation, I'd think they would want to say officially retiring to communicate to the public. But if they say "I'll be back!" It might look like she knows the arrangement won't last long. Kinda ruins the mood lol