Thankfully, I did check and fixed the problem.  But that is probably the dumbest things I have done in a date.  Would be interested to know what other dumb things people have done.

In a daze. Got on the freeway going in the wrong direction.

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Sometimes, in the throws of passion this important point is forgotten.  Not good if you go home and undress in front of the wife to shower before going out.

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Twice I've gotten home only to discover the envelope in my pocket.  Noth ladies were very cool.

For the benefit of those who haven't been around long enough to have heard it before.

I think I just may take the cake for stupid.

Was out of town for a business meeting. Meeting over, free for the night.

Did some TER research and found a highly rated local agency.

Called them up. A man answered. Told him my name, my hotel and my room number. Said I was calling to see if he could send over a girl.

There was a long pause. then ... with a strong note of disgust clearly evident in his icy tone, he said

"Sir - if you want an outside line, you have to dial 1 first. You have reached the front desk. And, I assure you sir, at this hotel, we do NOT send over girls".

Thank god for remote check out the next morning.

My specialty it leaving bottles of massage oil behind.

I've probably left behind enough to keep the Olympic torch going through the next Olympiad

condoms.  Many times, I will tell the girl to go to my hobby bag and get some of the super-thin condoms and she comes back with a string of six.  We use one or two, and I walk out without picking up the rest off of the nightstand.  I suppose I could tell my friends I came out of the session with six condoms less than when I went in, and let them misinterpret accordingly, but it just doesn't feel the same as if I actually USED them.

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Have had to search for a belt before leaving, and same for a sock.  After a great session my brain is frazzled, almost intoxicated.  Sometimes feels like the picture below, but in a good way

I always read your posts... I'm starting to find them endearing {heart icon}

Once when doing a double with two very nice ladies, which started against the inside of the front door I couldn't find my under ware.  Well the three of us ended up searching for them.  Then the host lady burst out laughing.  They were hanging in the light fixture over the dinning room table.  We had a good laugh and there is a picture of that somewhere in this world.  I hope they weren't a pair of my camp grundies with my name sewn in then.

Walked the  girl out my hotel door without my shirt on , let the door close and lock didn't have key, had to do a down to the desk half naked to get a new key.

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For me, afterwards, hair is always mussed up.  And XYZ...

I have lunch with a hot, young female coworker quite regularly. One day I went to the restroom and put my shirt on inside out, then put my jacket back on. When we got back to the office, I took my jacket off and the receptionist noticed right away and made an "oh my gosh" comment about the shirt. The coworker smacked me with her purse and had a few words, all the while I was laughing my ass off.

She still goes to lunch with me, but she does check my attire just prior to returning to the office.

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Now that is funny!!

We know a provider who left the envelope in the bathroom...fortunately it didn't disappear and was retrieved. Names will be withheld to protect the guilty

I was with a provider once and before I left she called me over for a quick check - pants zipped, shirt buttoned properly, tie straight....a last quick kiss and out the door.

I was really impressed with that.