As a consummate professional, I'd never let a client's little personality quirks get in the way of an enjoyable session.  There are very few things that I can't put up with for an hour or two. But that doesn't mean I won't inwardly cringe every time a client refers to the bathroom as "the little boys' room" or places an unnecessarily complicated order in a restaurant lol.

Most guys seem to like these, and many ladies have these on when we arrive.  Fine during the preamble, but by the time we hit the sheets, just your jewelry.  I just love the natural beauty of a woman, and I don't think this is a fetish...

doesn't do a thing for me and borders on being a turn-off. Seems to be the opposite for a lot of guys but it kind of grosses me out.

A few weeks ago. . I was about to enter a provider mish.. she asked me if she should turn up the AC..that told me she was not at all into what was going on....

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My biggest turn on after the female derriere, is the little ribbons of hair that fall from the back of a woman's neck when they were their hair up.

I hate involving business into the overall session.  Those sort of things should be taken care of ahead of time.  Discussing business and being treated like a client are turnoffs.  Keep the session and fantasy the main focus for the short amount of time together!

While some providers are long winded, others talk a lot to run out the clock

I enjoy sex a lot. The whole entire ride is exhilarting! I really and truly enjoy myself and get off on strange, so new touches, smells, sounds and sensations are arousing. Five minutes into DATY, if I get really wet, hell no don't ask and no I did not cum! I don't need to cum to be in the zone and being reminded that you only booked to see me cum; well it's too distracting and I can assure you now I will not! LOL! Best bet is to listen amd focus on my breaths and moans and body motions, I can and will cum very hard for you if you relax and let it just happen. Funny how all that works...  

Touching of feet, placing fingers between toes and carrying about their day as usual without washing their hands. Nasty!

Howevet it's not a necessity.

I do not want him dripping sweat on me. Maybe she didn't want you to sweat all over her. Mind you she should have turned it u before you wanted to enter her. Oh and she was thinking about the what was going on....no sweat...lol

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...but in this gals case, I can make an exception!

Some chicks keep the room icebox cold, I can barely get an erection sometimes because they have it so cold.

I want you to come. That just not only shut the gate, it bolted and deadlocked it.

....a provider makes long eye contact while doing oral, but it just makes me squirm....and not in a good way.
It feels really contrived to me, like over the top dirty talk, which is another turn off for me.

Then I might put the tv on.  I worry that the neighbors might hear me when I "get in the zone"

I hate excess saliva, it just creeps me out. Seeing a guy spit on the condom before entering me, or spitting on my pussy while daty, or asking me to spit on his cock...is a very strong turn off for me.
And it's so odd because I really love kissing and lots of tongue to tongue, there's something about those visuals that I just can't handle lol.

This might be a surprise to some of you hookers who use that 70's style bad porn dialogue...

I don't like to hear spit....it should have no sound! hehehehe

Many providers have great taste in music and I appreciate them bringing it.  Most have music on their laptops, and frequently have portable speakers that use Bluetooth and have a great sound.

that you were perspiring and while you got into position, she noticed this?  Thought perhaps the room may have been too warm and was simply being thoughtful? And/or was trying to decrease the amount of sweat you would transfer onto to her?

I know. Not really the point of the picture but it takes more than a switch for this man. I say about 20% of the knobs in that Woman space. Lol.  

on my back whilst giving them head. Even worse, the morons who actually think rubbing their big toe on my vagina is a turn on. Get real.  

It's just one of the many services our firm provides for our clients.  That's how we got to be as big and powerful as we are.  I just got back from a business trip closing on buying an island.  I plan on building my second palatial estate there.  It's also on the ocean.

Posted By: London Rayne

on my back whilst giving them head. Even worse, the morons who actually think rubbing their big toe on my vagina is a turn on. Get real.  
   
 If that is your best attempt at foreplay, just skip the shit. Thanks.  
   
     
   
   
 

Hey I'm sure there are those who like it out there but how in the hell is that not an ask moment. Why one would even think to do it is beyond me but hey whatevs. How is that not a let me ask her moment? Um, do you mind if I put my fucking feet on your back (lol) or rub my big toe on your clit.  

Far too many Providers leave their cell phones on during the session. Very much a mood killer,.

I never cared before but the last 2 years I get hot during and cold after. I just make sure it is already on before he gets there. It's sort of along the same lines as turning your ringer off so there are no interruptions.  

bathroom littered with used towels on the floor. When I see that, and I have, I walk. Luckily it is very rare. But WTF!

I know that of all things, this seems random and small, but it leaves this really weird metallic flavor from your pits all the way down your ribs and all the way around to your sternum. Basically, your whole upper body becomes a no go zone for me as soon as I realize that you're using that brand. Not only do I get an awful taste in my mouth, but it immediately dries it out and makes any kissing or even talking feel like a post dentist chore. I highly recommend a brand called "Certain Dri" that you put on at night for all your deodorant needs, lol!

A woman who wears shoes in bed.  Who's great idea was that?  Porn?  Those heels can put an eye out.  I thought we were supposed to be playing safe?    If you want to wear shoes for sexytimes please let me know so I can bring my safety goggles.

Dislike it when her heels are striking me in the back or she squeezes her legs together so hard that it nearly dislocates my jaw when I'm DATY.

hat.

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Often...OFTEN as soon as I think about things getting heated up...

Thanks for the gross visual ...

I much prefer a girly lip gloss over lip stick. The last woman I was with I had lip stick all over my face.  

and pray to Jesus, Muhammad, Buddha and Satan at the same time, that she has prepared for such a request! Lol. So damn serious. Pretty toes make me smile!

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She just wants you to get it done, but you knew that lol. Either from boredom or soreness. Better than saying hurry the fuck up I am bored or sore. She is being polite.lol

It is a natural response when doing DT: why don't you try it and tell me how you stopped your saliva?

Good advice.

That's what is awesome about this hobby - we can ask for any fantasy we want.  Assuming our partners are ok with it of course.

If a play list contains a song from a comedy.  I can still hear eagles desperado playing.   Flashback to Seinfeld and I know who sounds a little desperado.  

The last damn thing I'm thinking about doing when I'm getting head (and I really like getting my cock sucked) is putting my feet on her back. I mean you've got to try to do that, that's not something like oops, sorry. And I have never thought, hey I've got a good idea, how bout if I stick my toe in her pussy.

Yeah on both accounts, I adore the female ass, and the hair thing is cool as well.

Put lipstick on, fire engine red, or candy apple red, glossy, and I don't care if I've got it all over my face, thighs, cock anywhere, please put more on after we wear it off.

wearing stiletto high heels!

I'm talking about the intentional sloppy BBBJ, the whole spitting on my cock, spit rope thing. Some guys like it, some guys don't. I'm a don't, simple enough. Sorry if I didn't think about DT, I have virtually no experience with it.

Good point.

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A woman who wears shoes in bed.  Who's great idea was that?  Porn?  Those heels can put an eye out.  I thought we were supposed to be playing safe?    If you want to wear shoes for sexytimes please let me know so I can bring my safety goggles.  
   
 Besides I love a woman's bare feet.    
 Mmmmm. Yummy.  
   
   

1) please remove your shoes
2) ....counting the money in front of me
3) while in 69 hints of dingle size tp in the putty ( you're still gorgeous M )
4) "oh I'm a little late" ( while waiting in the lobby and trying to remain incognito )
4a) "oh I'm a little late" while her period never came ok just kidding everyone chill
5) no dfk or even slight lfk despite the appropriateness and menu and no it isn't my breathe/teeth
6) leaving me outside waiting a long time to buzz in the building (again discretion!)
7) No gentle licking nibbling or kissing of many erogenous zones due to "sensitivity or ticklish"
8) ORDERS of ANY kind
9) Putting off private time for liquor, drinks are great but alcoholism is an issue
10) Fake moans, fake eye contact while bbbj and last but not least
11) a clock watcher who asks you to extend then wants a full 2nd hour when you're done after
1:20 and pay for 90m
12) a girl who asks for tips because you had a good time

I hate all that shit.

I like buck nekkid and bare feet. Prefer not to have all that stuff even before hitting the sheets. Simple casual clothes, take it off and she's naked. No lingerie, garters, stockings, heels etc.

When they actually answer it, or start texting that's a whole other situation.

lol!

I'm just a very particular guy... it's a miracle I've had any success hobbying so far.

I don't expect her math to be accurate and nor do I expect her HVAC knowledge to be up to date.

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Nowif she was watching yhe TV, that would bother me!

I remember once after the play was over turning on the TV, and a then current episode of The Soprano's came on.  I had seen it a few days before, but the lady I was with hadn't.  Instead of having to leave, we stayed together and cuddled while watching it.  She seemed most pleased...I know I was!

I cannot come on command or request...just as a woman can't.  Telling me that is a turn-off if I sense she is rushing me.

There are some ladies who do that with their feet on our throbbing cocks while we're engaged in DATY.  I actually like it, but not if they wear heals...

For the guys that put their feet on your back...
I would tell them you are not an ottoman.  Or a turk.  

Posted By: London Rayne

on my back whilst giving them head. Even worse, the morons who actually think rubbing their big toe on my vagina is a turn on. Get real.  
   
 If that is your best attempt at foreplay, just skip the shit. Thanks.  
   
     
   
   
 

I think a lot depends also on what "mood" you're going for. PSE? Slap on that mascara/eyeliner/lash extensions! Lingerie and 5 inch heels! GFE? "natural" makeup, a dress or jeans and a tank or skirt and blouse or w/e, some sexy undies (no granny panties please!), we're good to go!

Me too! I do not even like music with lyrics,find it distracting, but the worse is hearing the news is the back ground...not sexy.

True.  High heels in the bed are a danger to the safety, well being, and horniness of men of all persuasions.

Firstly men just happen to be lousy listeners
But it gets worse when you are getting them to your door
They are so excited their listening skills are sub par
And when I am giving direction they constantly interrupt
At these moments I feel married

not sure if she doesn't trust me or wants to see how big a tip. Maybe too many have been ripped off, but to me it's a turnoff.

Go into the bathroom and let her do it in peace. Too many guys have ripped off ladies and it is the tricks that keep telling the ladies not to count the money. Your part is the illusion, my part is the money. I won't give you the illusion short changed.

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We get that request of the opposite all the time... guys want heels in bed. I would say they are not the heels, but the woman wearing them. If you've kicked some nuts or put an eye out, might be better to leave them off. Most of us are not that dangerous in that aspect, anyway lol.

That a few ladies emulate is a turn-on.

I really hate seeing women wearing thong underwear. I think it cheapens the woman's elegance and much I prefer fuller undies, especially silky types.