I have a breakfast date Friday morning.  The gentleman has requested that I wear my full chef's uniform.  (real job) I am so uncomfortable with this. I don't feel sexy in my kitchen attire.  UGH lmao  this one is just funny  guys have really odd turn ons.  Though  bagpipes do IT for me so I will stfu and suit up Friday morning. 😂

nd I'll be happy to give you a discount.  

or do you mean cute uncomfortable as in more shy than actually "I am horrified to really wear it"? If this is the case, you'll be fine..bring your knives. lol

I have a crush on Jamie Oliver.

I'd prefer you covered in sticky sweet desserts.

if you don't want to do it, you shouldn't.

You claim to only do one hour lot lizard sessions.

He brought it over the other day...It's not what I would choose to wear because I am far from being an innocent horny Nun! He wants to take pictures of me in it! I let him know that I will if I could make it shorter and cut the breast area out to show cleavage!! Now, I can be Naughty Nun!

Oh there's cooking involved lol it's a breakfast date  

That's funny  and a costume.  This is my real work uniform.  It's a double breasted  chefs jacket and chefs pants.  I have several colors.  I suppose for this soiree I'll go with black with black silk bra and panties underneath. I'm not a big fan of the dress up game.  But,  my mind is open to new things.  Maybe you will like being a naughty nun.  Maybe I will like being a chef at home.  I do cook at home for dates regularly.  But I usually do it half naked.

Silk Bra and Panties!! Make it your own and have a great time!! You are the main dish and dessert!

Needless to say, it didn't happen.

Do you really or are you yanking my chain?

I will let you cover me in all sorts of sweet treats lol  I just love your screen name dahlin

That's hot. Umm yes please lol.

ompletely full of shit.

Who used to be a cop?

He'd have to trade in the candle for the flashlight.

Maybe tell some that he's an architect too.

Posted By: JackDunphy

He'd have to trade in the candle for the flashlight.

Get to the salon, get your hair done like Gordon Ramsey and practice telling him what a POS he is in a British accent.

What's the problem?

My namesake:

But seriously, me in blue stripes would be like Snoopy wearing a military uniform

ON IT

Only speaking the truth.Don't be mad.Have a good day  

I was just in Chicago  so sorry I missed that show lol

Busy morning  traveling

Don't mind Fancy, Erin.  She's ESL and learning as she goes.

Tomorrow is my birthday, and she's going to dress up in one of those Princess Leia slave girl outfits for me.

...The lady of course has to be attractive. But the way the pants hug the butt will make my mouth water. I've seen attractive female nurses and doctors where I was so distracted by how hot they looked especially their butt (yes, I am an ass man.) I had to turn away.  

Not old enough.