So, I was out with my wife and her best friend. (She's my other wife, which means there are two women I install air conditioners for, but that's another story.) The friend mentioned that another friend had bought a $300 vibrator after her divorce. (I would have helped said friend for far less ...)

You know, the best pussy is different pussy, so I wonder if guys who own sex dolls ever tire of fucking the same doll all the time

http://www.eroscillator.com/

Or do you rotate them  
.. blond, brunette, MILF, underage... lol

Worth every penny  thank you naked baby jesus

but I sure love you more now.

Just bought a LELO Soraya for a lady I brought in for an overnight. Worth every penny

why wouldn't she pay $300 for guaranteed orgasms for years? That sounds pretty easy to understand to me.

Lol I typed that exactly like you just read it 😂

Omg I just choked on my tea 😂

aren't those things expensive?

She has things in the thousands. The most expensive was an 1900s medical table vibrator that is full operational,. I pad 15,000 for it. It was her Christmas gift a few years back.

Why wouldn't you?

Over a piece of latex, probably. She might be dead, but at least she's still human.

Though you may have been joking about vibrators having Bluetooth, a couple of mine actually do so they can be controlled remotely by my phone or someone else. Also, one has a wireless remote that speeds up or slows down based on the remotes orientation in space (flip it to the side, goes faster).