Ladies, what's the convention on this? I'll spare the details but I awoke with something on my posterior I wouldn't show my dog. Alas, I've already scheduled an appointment for later today.

It's the kind of thing I'd avoid showing a date by keeping my pants on until next time, when it'd be gone. Is it common courtesy to reschedule an arrangement for something like this? I wouldn't cancel an acupuncture appointment over it but I like to think this situation is a lot less clinical that that.

You must have horror stories. I'd like to avoid being one of them.

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date and time to reschedule to so she won't think you're yanking her chains.  

....on the morning of a long anticipated playdate, I got my period. Oy. What to do. It was too late to cancel, so I decided to roll with it. I didn't mention anything to the provider until we were face to face at her hotel. I then told her that maybe instead of my usual agenda, we could just fool around and forgo any DATY (at full $$$, of course). She was awesome and was very accommodating and we had a wonderful playdate.

My advice would be to mention it perhaps now to her so that she's not surprised by your....er.....eruption. Then it's business as usual. Its really not a big deal in the larger spectrum of things.

Ask mommy!

Things coming out of men claiming to be grown is truly amazing.  

Are guys that starved for some attention?

"Are guys that starved for some attention?"

You obviously seem to be.

(that's butt acne for the laymen)

If so, I'm not sure that warrants a same-day cancellation, unless of course she's going to be expected to touch it/have it staring her down for a prolonged period of time. Or if it's oozing in any way. I dealt with a dude with oozing buttne once when I first started. It scarred me for life.

If it's a pimple and you're merely exaggerating the impact it would have on an unsuspecting viewer (even a dog), then a simple bandage could cover it up and you could refrain from any activities involving her having to touch it with any part of her body

for anywhere else it would seem to just be an annoyance rather than a deal breaker.

They do occur. Alas I once had one when I was a mere tadpole:  I was so freaked out about it I ran to the ER where a series of  befuddled, gowned people (I like to think that some of them were doctors, but I recall one person in the room holding a mop.) gaped at it and scratched their heads.  Finally a woman burst to the front of the crowed and averred:  "It's just a pimple; pop it and get him out of here.", which they did.

Fortunately, that was the last time I had that affliction

especially since he said it was on his "posterior" which would be a VERY ODD place to find his dick. lol

The OP wrote  "on my posterior"
I would take that to mean ass, no?

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And btw, things on your ass are ok. Its the unexplainable shit on your schlong that freaks the hookers out.

TS operations all don't go smoothly, ya know.

texted my appointment for that day and the next few (never know when they will go away) and just let them know about it and if they would like to reschedule...and you know what, none of them did...i am not a fantasy or a dream girl...i am a realistic woman and things like that happen and my clientele are awesome because they totally accept who i am and everything that comes with me

"oozing buttne", I just lost my appetite.

I should have remembered where this was gonna go and I clicked on it anyway! Blech!!

But what the hell, here's hoping the worst you're ever scarred is by being grossed out!

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Some here were beginning to think that you ran off with me.

I thought we agreed to keep that a secret!  

But while you've been away I have a sugar baby here...and she's very possessive.  

Maybe I shouldn't have run the idea of starting the Bob.Sugar harem by her.  

We're never going to get this patent if you keep giving every sugar baby insider info. Dammit.  

This dude was just gross and creepy in general, but my discovery of the oozing buttne was the straw that broke the camel's back (or butt):

I noticed that there were random spots of what I can only describe as a yellow, translucent fluid on the white comforter. I look at it and my initial thought was that I must have cut myself shaving and was leaking plasma or something (if only that were the case). When a quick inspection of my knees and ankles revealed no clues, I questioned him as to the mystery fluid. His response: "I have some zits on my ass that I was popping before you got here. It's just pus." I packed up my tits and got the fuck out of there, then promptly cried/gagged in my car before racing home to scrub myself with steel wool.  

Fortunately that was my first and hopefully last buttne debacle. Too bad that memory eraser light in Men In Black isn't real.  

I don't need THAT much help. Blech^

This is the most hilarious thread I have read in forever!!!
 

My lips are sealed  

I just dry heaved!

:-/

Steph

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That "mind eraser" isn't real?! Fuck!

TMI.........nasty

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Upsell them. Offer them more if they will pop it for you.

"Guess what I am......a ZIT!"

Must be a slow day......pimples on a review board????????? Really?????????

Called. Was honest. You have to understand, it sounds like a throwaway question, but I asked because it was at that level. Ingrown hair, turns out. All the gross stuff you can think of to attribute to a situation like that manifested itself.

I explained I didn't think it was something a band-aid would cover and she thanked me for being considerate. She said she'd seen her share and wished she'd missed a few of them. I rescheduled for a specific time and date and everything is copacetic.

The nature of my visit centered heavily around the blemished area and I was going to be too self-conscious knowing she eyeball-to-eyeball with Crack-atoa.