I kind of stumbled into the opportunity to have a session with a new mom who is lactating.

I have never had the pleasure and frankly, am not sure exactly how to work the plumbing.

I love nipple play, licking, sucking, etc.  I imagine it cannot be difficult.  Any tips (no pun intended)?  

Not sure exactly what to expect.  An image of her riding me CG and spraying milk on me is kind of hot, but is it realistic?

I don't want to appear an idiot.  And no, please don't start on me being and idiot.

It's not my cup of tea but it's certainly not idiotic. If it's what turns you on so go for it and have fun!

Get your mouth in position first so you don't squirt it in your eye.

 
Be prepared for the sweetest taste you've ever tasted, literally.

 
Nothing idiotic about it.   I love it and many gals love to offer it when they can.    It appeals to their maternal side.

If it seems hot to you, you’ll probably enjoy it. If it turns out to be a cool fantasy that falls flat IRL, then you don’t have to do it again.  

 
Yes your fantasy image is realistic. Years ago in a strip club in Wisconsin I got a private dance with a new mom. She absolutely had her body back, it was impressive. Anyways she was a deadeye with her nipples. She could scoot back so she was just barely still on my knees, lean way back holding onto me with one hand, grab her breast and shoot right into my mouth. Didn’t spill a drop. Tasted like honey dew melon.  

 
Haven’t done anything like it since so I guess it didn’t turn into a fetish but it was very hot at the time. I think I’ve been to a strip club five times in my whole life, and one of them that happens. Go figure.

I just had this opportunity a few weeks ago.  It was flavorless.

That’s surprising to me. As I said above, I had a very different experience. Was delicious.  

 
Maybe depends on the woman’s diet? Or maybe you had covid at the time? LoL

As a Mother who breastfed it’s best to be kind, caring, gentle & respectful. Remember she has emotions raging at this time. Be appreciative. Tell her she’s beautiful because she probably does not feel pretty at this time in her life. Creating a life is phenomenal, but the body is never the same. Most of all have fun exploring this new erotic adventure together.

Oh my, I was fascinated with my boobies when I was lactating.  
You guys got to have all the fun, learning to aim by peeing on Cheerios in the toilet bowl, writing your names in the snow, lol!  I recall laying in the bath, squeezing my nipple and watching how far the milk could shoot into the air!  It went pretty far, and it was quite amusing.

Okay, that was sweet and also a hot af mental image.

I told her either I wasn't getting any or it was flavorless. She squeezed her nipple to shoot some out to show me.  I tried it again with the same non-taste result.  It's possible none came out for me.  

Pun intended.  

 
The nipple play was fun anyways I’d think.

I didn't read the label, but maybe ...

I am not being judgemental, but I am lactose intolerant!

In the cold New England weather, can you dispense ice cream? ... with sprinkles?

are not usually considered to be the same thing.  If a woman has REALLY saggy nipples that resemble a cow's udders, and uses them PRIMARILY for dispensing milk, then I agree that teats may be the correct term.  

A teat's a treat, etc.

 
Try and find a rhyme for nipple.

I have total recall of a lady, last fall, famous as “Ms. Triple nipple”. She used her middle nipple to tickle my pickle ‘till the pleasure through my body did ripple and the orgasm left me a cripple. I still tipped her a Grant and a nickel!

Tickle

And he suggests Fester stays far away from trying to write any.

Nipples are charmin says Mr. Whipple.

causes nary a ripple, while pimple popping can ruin your shopping.