things about sex that go without saying and should not need to be explained?

Example: "If it slips out, the one on top puts it back in

with a girl with a tattoo of a dagger on her thigh.  (May not be everyone's rule, but its one of mine.)

in Greek, and anything else comes out, don't try to put it back.

all day, don't wash your moustache after a DATY session.

Wouldn't the person on the bottom have a better handle on things since they have both hands  free and don't have to balance themselves?

Anyhoo, I suppose one such rule is that she gets to decide when time is up

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When I forget how long I am and accidentally pull out too far on the upstroke in mish, she has to put it back in.  Likewise, its easier for me to put it back in in CG.  As you say, who has their hands free?

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Lol...what??

Nuh-uh! Just because you're done, doesn't mean I am. You only gave one side hell, anyway.
Now get back in there and do some work!

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Never fuck a midget unless you're an experienced midget-fucker

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you start with a sheep or a goat until you have some experience with low-to-the-ground sex.

Repeatedly saying I will be very gentle isn't going to change her mind

LOL....that just made coffee spray over my keyboard. Thanks!

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Let her cum first, second, third, and fourth.

After the fourth, feel free to take you turn.

especially if you just ate hot wings.

the fake O's, or just the real ones?

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...I'd be embarrassed too if I knew the quote was from "Teen Wolf."

...what about doggy then ?

All women can come on command

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some young guys think they got a Kgirl to cum six times in a one-hour session at 7:00pm.  They KNOW she really O'd because she SAID she did.

The Zen Master asked about the rules of sex, not the rules hobby sex.  

Of course, if you're talking hobby sex, the unwritten rule is that she cums ten times before you do.  

That's why she prefers the 90 minute session at $750.

don't eat spicy food (Mexican, Thai, Indian, etc.) before oral sex.

I watched an episode of The League last night that highlights the very same issue.

...otherwise, we're all just blow up dolls (men included).