You miss the fact that a few of those are alias reviews dear, so you don't know how many other reviews they have under their handle. If my next review is a 10/10 and it is a FAKE, you can bet your ass it will be reported as well. I know and have seen every single one of those guys. I can tell you when, where, how long, what we had to eat, what they look like, and how big their c*ck was. I cannot tell you a single thing about this person, because I have not seen him. Why would I "complain" about REAL reviews? Don't try and deflect from the FACTS here, by Red Herring tactics...that is not the issue. I have had MANY stellar reviews pulled, and TER knows that because I am sure there is a record.
Had this been another 10/10, I would have still reported it, if it were in fact a guy I did not see. Care to call me on that? Go write one and see what I do with it.
You are basically saying I did not see those guys? Um, most of them post here dummy,and I am sure they appreciate it. in fact I think 4 of them were guys I told about this site to begin with, so there is another clue for you. They likely reviewed me on another board before coming here. I have several 10/10, 9/9, and even 7/7 reviews all mixed up over 9 pages and FIVE years. You think I am going to bitch about a 9/8 when I have a freaking 6/6 still standing? Um, no dear..this would help my average.
Look at other girls who have 3 pages of ALL 10/10s, and you think me having only 7 in a row is odd somehow? Maybe, it is because a few of them were newbies and newbies grade higher? Could very well be, but at least I actually saw those guys. Yea, I am the only provider here to ever get high scores from newbies though right? LOL...Regardless of why they chose to give me those scores, is not the issue...they are real reviews, and this one is NOT.
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Damnit...just got one! Ok, so the scores are good, but the guy is full of shit!! First off, I am not a dancer so anyone requesting a lap dance will be laughed at...and hard! Second, he claims I did not even do bbbj or did so WITH A CONDOM then went straight from lap dance to "Riding him on the couch?" WTF...that is absurd lol.
So, I went all the way upstairs to get a condom, then got totally naked in the living room? That makes zero fkin sense. I don't have condoms just sitting in the living room, you half wit! Also, where is the mention of the wine and cheese I always serve to each client? What was I wearing? How long is my hair? Better yet, describe the bedroom you claim to have seen me in and what color are my sheets? Was it a King or Queen? Was there a TV in the room and if so, where was it? Also, no mention of how small I am "down there" either, so was he using a finger to fk me?
My vagina even soaking WET is not just going to fit right on someone and no way in HELL is cowgirl going to be the first position. It is ALWAYS mish or doggie, because I have to be warmed up to get on top. ANYONE who has ever seen me can confirm that. So, now I see I gave him a condom blow job and went straight to fkin...for 2 SOLID HOURS with no daty? Yea, ok dumb ass...dream on! Even a pencil d*ck takes some doing to get in me, so you picked the wrong girl to write a fake review of.
Another moron trying to get a free VIP by writing a fake review, so he better be able to describe that incall location, and produce the emails leading up to our date. I don't play this shit! I don't care if the score would have been 10/10...the review IS BULLSHIT! I trust TER to do the right thing, but they usually take up for a guy if he has years of a review history. I am hoping they will treat this idiot with the same scrutiny as any other person who tries to pass off lies. I can guess at who his next review will be of too, I bet. And, I also bet it will be a 10/10 lol.
I sent him a PM asking him to kindly tell me which incall he saw me at, because funny he made no mention or any description of it, and to produce all email exchanges that came from MY email address, not some fake one that is 99 percent close. I am calling this guy to the carpet, so please ladies...don't just assume a provider has seen a person because he reviewed her. This case proves, that is not always the case!
I don't much care how dramatic this is, and the fact that it is not a bad review should show you guys that the bad ones are not the only ones we report! To me, this guy is a threat. How many other fake reviews are on his long history I wonder? Did he get busted and now needs to show credibility to see other providers? What if goes out and rapes or rips a girl off, and I am his last review?
The last person I saw in NEW ORLEANS, was ring, and the only other person I saw this MONTH was MM. The guy is full of shit!! I require full name and employment to see anyone new in this area, so yet another detail he missed. I think I would recall screening a guy through those means just this month..he says "It was a new year" in his review.
Sorry, but I am fkin livid! I don't normally draw attention to reviews with a public thread, but it is not like this is a 6/6 and I am pissed because of a low score. This review did not even affect the average! I am hoping TER will not just trust this guy because he is a long time reviewer, because those are the VERY people who can easily get away with writing fake reviews!!
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I'd be scared if I was him.
Yep lol. The fact that I would have his real name and employment details is the kicker. This clown has never even contacted me. I bet he can't even give TER my hobby number..ooh, that's another thing I can do. I would be more than willing to text someone in the Netherlands or even call so the can see the number showing up. How much do you guys want to bet, he can't even produce the number? I bet he can't even tell them the area code, which btw is NOT the 225 in my profile ha ha.
I will give TER the fkin address of the incalls if I have to, and bet this guy can't even give a street name, much less a house or apt. number. Did he see me in a house or an apt. for that matter? I have three locations, and bet this dummy can't tell them where even ONE of them is located or describe the inside, unless he goes read the other reviews...which oops, he could not do without VIP, hence the lack of details.
The only thing he described were my tits? Wow genius...I have photos of them. What color was that "couch" you claim to have fked me on? Do I have hardwood or carpet in the living room, and again, which living room is it lol. Did I have a pet there with me? What kind of vehicle do I drive, because duh...I had to drive there being I don't live in any of these locations moron. You can't miss the vehicle that would have been parked in the driveway...or, was there even a driveway at that location? These are the questions that should be answered before a review is allowed to stand as gospel. I will take dated photos of every room in every incall if need be, and hold a fkin sign that says "London Rayne, TER."
See, it is just too easy for a guy to pull off a fake review and a fkin pain for the girl to dispute it, but I trust TER as they have never let me down thus far regarding fake reviews, and most of the fake ones were all 9s. I am not one to cry about a low score, or I would be bitching about the guy who gave me a 6/6, because two of his ATFs hate me. Alas, I did see him so not much can be done.
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You have two ATFs that hate you. That is priceless!!
the hobby he could have saved enough to pay for VIP. Maybe he was in a SB relationship and she sucked him dry (financially).
Yea, well if he does not answer some questions the only thing he is going to be sucking on is my foot up his fking ass! I do not take kindly to bs reviews regardless of the scores, and TER can confirm I have even reported fake 9/9s before.
Sorry LR...
No I'm not, bazinga!
Never have been, and probably never will be, because my vagina is handicapped. Guys expect more than oral and jokes to put you in the Top 100. Too bad, so sad. I like my vagina the way it is, and it is going to stay that way!
You know, the one that barely fits up your hoo-haa?
You might even want to PM some of the gals he saw back then and ask them if his review was fake, though that is going back a bit for some people's memories.
I support you in attempting to get rid of phony reviews.
Afterall, I can't really write reviews on my activities! lol! But I sure do enjoy thinking about what I would write.
Yep, because odds are a lot more than this one are bs, but how many women are going to complain about a high score? They will just pretend they saw him to keep their reviews. This ass clown has never even paid 400, yet he paid 600 for me and 800 for Jamie? Come the fk on! Notice he says, "I would go for only an hour if she let me?" Yea dude...ok. I would know this guy's full name and where he works, and I have not done that but once this month and that review was already posted.
I could see doing this to some high volume provider who can't keep track of who she sees, but ME? TER has a log of my online time and it averages 6-8 hours a DAY! I have my child on the weekends, except for this past one because she was sick, so I never work weekends either. Wonder if he will say he saw me on a Saturday or Sunday, or better yet at a time when my computer was logged onto TER bwahahhaah. Oh, that would be priceless. "Sorry, joker but London Rayne was on TER 16 hours the day you claim to have seen her, so unless she was fkin you whilst posting, we call bs!"
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I thought you were a woman! Multitasking and all that BS, lol. That's actually a fantasy of mine, RCG with you typing on TER about what we're doing. Hot hot hot! But I guess you can't do it... 
I detest writing reviews and only do so when/if I feel like it.
Yea, a gap is not always a red flag so I can see your point about that one. The devil is in the details, and he has given nothing but inaccurate bs that all of my other reviews contradict. I mean it is not as if the guy called me ugly, fat, old, or that I had a smelly vagina lol, but the fact that he LIED about seeing me and I am his first review after his so called "vacation." I don't know if this guy was arrested during that time which is why his last ref would have not been accepted and he would have had to provide real info. to even meet with me. Sure, I would have still called her to see how he was, but if a guy does not have a ref in the last 3-6 months, he provides personal info.
Read that review and then several others he has written. This one is in his normal "voice," but it lacks his usual detail.
Yea, because he would not be able to see the DETAILS until AFTER his fake review of me lol. What bs...any guy claiming I fked him for nearly 2 hours is a liar. I can barely fk for even 20 minutes nonstop, and I have been given LOW scores because of that.
I think our lives might have gotten switched. Or at least our professions!
Touche sista. You can jump on this train any time you're ready ha ha.
Having to clean-up a grown man. lol
Seriously, I do not know how any of you ladies ever get over the fear factor. Between meeting a strange man in a hotel room, to the risk of stalkers - then you throw in potential arrest. You must have nerves of steel.
Yea sure you gave a lap dance completely naked and he requested a cover. This guy has never met you.
Still lmao
MM
I know right...I am NOT a dancer. I did a few twirls for CPA, and looked like a retard. It is not something I am just going to "start doing." The condom thing? Hilarious. He would not have had to "ask me for condom" because there is no way in hell I would have even dared attempt a stripper slide! I do NOT do that period! So, I left him sitting on the couch naked while I went upstairs to get a condom, then went all the way BACK upstairs to fk him?
guess the idiot missed the fact that all of my locations are at least 2 stories with one being 3. I would never leave a guy alone naked, to run all the way upstairs to get a cover for a fkin lap dance. He would have been escorted UPSTAIRS WITH ME, and we would have moved on to the fkin right there.
The guy can't even write like an adult, and the women before me for the most part were no one I would accept a reference from. He has a lot of no named BP girls on there. Most of which have profiles that are outdated.
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A well know provider in Las Vegas whom I've known for years got what appears to be a fake review just recently. I say this, because I know for a fact she has never smoked and HATES being around any one smoking. But, in her review, the man said when he kissed her he could tell she was a smoker and this was a turn off.
I'm not sure if it was made up or posted to the wrong provider, but it couldn't possibly be her in this review.
Nope, not this time. I want this guy to answer these questions for everyone here. It is not about scores for once, but about principle. I am not bitching about having a bad review posted, but a good one! How common is that?
His last review was in 2011 of Jamie from Dallas, which is who I would have had to contact for a reference. You guys also forget, I do not see guys without a TER handle or full name and employment, which I would NOW have on this guy if he "just saw me after the new year" as he claims. He would have had to provide one of those things to even see me, so again, I call bs!
The one common theme in ALL my reviews is the amount of oral sex...it is usually 3 times as much oral as there is fking, and this guy claims just the opposite. Ha ha, yea right. He claims he finished both pops in a condom? No cim? BS! Ask any guy who has ever seen me if he did not get cim at least once, if not twice...that is my mojo. There is only ONE other guy who claimed he did not get cim, and his review was also reported but they could not reach him.
Shit, just read the reviews. I am NOT a good lay by any means...I can't fk for that long period, and have gotten complaints about it.
No one but ring, has given me that information THIS month. He would have been treated like a newbie because of the gap in his reviews. Crap, if he does not have VIP, then he did not get my messages linking him to this thread and telling him I do not take kindly to fake reviews...
Well now, would I not still have his email address to go bitch at him? Yes, I think I would because I don't see but 2 guys a week usually, and I am broke as fk right now lol. I have seen literally TWO people this entire MONTH and this clown was not one of them. The last "new person" I saw in New Orleans was ring. I literally do NOT work as a provider much at all, and anyone here knows that shit. I am on TER like 6 hours a damn day! The ONLY time I am not posting on this board is usually on the weekends.
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Well, too fkin bad lol because I have to read all of the "I fell for a hooker, d*ck size, my dick don't work, provider won't give me a discount, fat girls, old girls, and oh shit I forgot the envelope again" threads. It's my turn! You're not a provider so this does not concern you GUYS! It is in fact to alert women that fake reviews, even good ones, cause issues. You think that you guys would be HAPPY that a provider is for once reporting a review that is not a low score, but I digress. Kiss my ass Jimmy!
hopefully more ladies will start standing up about the fake GOOD reviews!
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=68167&boardID=7&page=1#68167
...remember, TER'S rules don't apply to London.
London will do whatever she wants to do.
Serpius
Wanna bet? Look at the other two threads on fake reviews dumb ass.
London will do whatever she wants to do.
Serpius
that if all he wanted was VIP, it would be much less risky to fake review a high volume girl with less TER visibility. Far less likely to attract attention, right? But still gets the VIP if it flys. There has to be some other motive, but what? Maybe trying to impress friends? Either way I guess he really picked the wrong gal, huh? Still, makes for some good fun calling him out, lol.
Here's a clue...he is a fkin idiot who thinks I won't report a good review because I might need one. Yea right. I am actually hurting myself by doing this, because my name will fall off the page and now it is at the top. I don't care! It is not about the business!
Well, too bad, so sad d*ck muncher, because I am reporting you and calling you out! Same thing I said, about using a high volume girl or hell...even one who is popular in New Orleans. I am NOT by any means. I do not see locals for the most part, unless as I said I have full name and employment. I sent him 2 messages, but if he does not have VIP, he won't receive them. I don't have his email or number, because I have no damn clue who he is!
The issue here is that this board permits nonpaying members the privilege and inducements (free membership)to write reviews. Sooner or later the credibility of ALL reviews and the TER brand name will be ruined. Does this board want people to take the reviews here seriously? Do they care? I for one wonder if I should renew my membership.
Let's not jump the gun on that one just yet. I have had several good reviews pulled by TER because I reported them, so I don't think this case will be any different. I know on my end..I am willing to provide exact details about all of my incall locations including photos with me in them, and my hobby phone number which can be confirmed by the last 10 guys who reviewed me. I have no reason to believe TER would use this info. against me either.
All I want is to see if this idiot can even produce the street name of just ONE of my locations, and the area code, because it's not going to be that simple as thinking "Oh, it's New Orleans so it must be 504" lol.
... who gives a POOP!!!
Here we have a provider named London Rayne, who goes around telling the friggin' world that YOU don't NEED to do the providing is sure making a BIG HUGE fuckin' noise about ONE fuckin' review!!
Damn... you do need to get a life... and right now... it doesn't look like you have one!!
Serpius
All I want is to see if this idiot can even produce the street name of just ONE of my locations, and the area code, because it's not going to be that simple as thinking "Oh, it's New Orleans so it must be 504" lol.
Different guy, but what the hell?!
One of the 9/10s or the 7/9? If you say the 7/9 everyone is going to assume you're pissed at a 7. I have plenty of 7/7s, and even a 6/6, yet I am reporting a 9/8 which is a higher score than many of the others I have.
It's the 7/9. I really wouldn't give a shit about a 7/9 if it were legit, but I never saw that twat!
5th grade level writing.....if that.
The thing is, I'd never see someone who types in such broken English anyway.
You such a control freak that need to control minutia?
Who protects the guys when a valid review is yanked because a provider didn't like it?
"Protect you guys" from what Julie? Are you going to lose your credibility if a gal has your review pulled? NO! You go on paying to fk the next one, and no one knows shit about your last review.
You're not responsible for the safety of other women through default, like we are. It is not on YOUR head if a guy's fake review leads the next provider to think it is golden, and he kills the next girl...WE ARE! What do you care if I am a control freak? You'd never pay to be with me, and this is not about control..it is about PRINCIPLE and INTEGRITY, which a control freak like me happens to live by!
So, yea I happen "to give a poop," because I don't want some half wit assuming I saw this guy if she is stupid enough to take his reviews at face value, and not call me and find out! MANY providers screen just by looking. No, you can't fix stupid and I can't be held responsible for even the real reviews if she does not check with me, but damned if I will let a fake one stand knowing it is a fake!
At the very least, TER should take back the vip he got through bs means because he played them too, but who cares right? You guys do this crap all the time to save a petty 30 bucks!
Funny thing, is I bet he won't care if it is pulled and knew it would be. All he needed was an hour of VIP to go research the next girl he wanted to see, and then it is a done deal for him.
Girls have reviews pulled simply because they had a bad day or they've made changes that they want no one to know about for awhile. I had a review pulled because the girl was a fat-ass and her pictures made her out to be a young, thin modelesque type. FTS!
Protection needs to be across the board or not at all.
Ok, but I am not arguing with that. I have never been able to have a review pulled if the guy could PROVE he saw me, so it's not that easy for us..or at least me lol. All the guy has to prove is that he did in fact see us, and his bs review can stand regardless of WHY he saw us. Have you any idea how many fked up providers there are that are dependent ONLY on this income?
Do you know what they will go through to hurt any provider they feel is getting some of "her money?" Try this out. Provider A hates Provider B, so provider A has one of her clients go see provider B, knowing full well he is going to trash her in a review. Guess what..all that guy has to do is show TER email confirmation of the appt. and his review usually stands, even though it is BULLSHIT!
You guys can easily stop paying for ass...many women can't exactly stop doing their job.
This is how some women feed their children, and they are not playing around about it. Some providers have gone as far as to send photos of other providers to the police just to have them busted. It is insane the amount of bs we have to deal with at times, which is why I don't make friends with too many women. I am not discrediting any of your concerns and I agree, that fair is fair which is why I will not allow even a good review to stand on my profile KNOWING it is a fake.
Protection needs to be across the board or not at all.
so it's not like she's trying to pull it so it doesn't affect her avg. it's a good review.
what you're saying should be reserved for ladies constantly trying to pull fake BAD reviews b'c they don't want anyone to know their performance or looks aren't as "stellar".
... give a poop!
All I see is a LONG winded post about a review that she doesn't want. Actually, there are 2 LONG winded posts by the OP in the same thread. Boring...
You know what I see??
A LONG train wreck that is nothing but an advertisement for London Rayne. She did say that she was broke... this is one way to start up the revenue stream again.
Serpius
Who protects the guys when a valid review is yanked because a provider didn't like it?
If I were "really" broke, you think I would get off of TER dumb ass. Thought you were ignoring me Serpitard? Stalkers can't do that though can they? You always go back to attack your victims over and over. How's that new blacklist of yours coming? I see you've gone and done it again, just like ole Brittney Spears lol.
Funny, you were the same idiot bitching about providers who did NOT report fake reviews, and now you're bitching about when they do. Can you make up your mind, or are you losing it yet again? FYI this post benefits the community at large, especially the women. What did your stupid threads (3 of them) about your ignore list do for anyone? Not a damn thing, which is why my thread had 13 likes last I looked, and yours never have any...hits either ha ha. Poor thing.
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Seven 10/10 reviews in a row, from reviewers having an average of 3 reviews each, and no complaints.
Just an observation.
You miss the fact that a few of those are alias reviews dear, so you don't know how many other reviews they have under their handle. If my next review is a 10/10 and it is a FAKE, you can bet your ass it will be reported as well. I know and have seen every single one of those guys. I can tell you when, where, how long, what we had to eat, what they look like, and how big their c*ck was. I cannot tell you a single thing about this person, because I have not seen him. Why would I "complain" about REAL reviews? Don't try and deflect from the FACTS here, by Red Herring tactics...that is not the issue. I have had MANY stellar reviews pulled, and TER knows that because I am sure there is a record.
Had this been another 10/10, I would have still reported it, if it were in fact a guy I did not see. Care to call me on that? Go write one and see what I do with it.
You are basically saying I did not see those guys? Um, most of them post here dummy,and I am sure they appreciate it. in fact I think 4 of them were guys I told about this site to begin with, so there is another clue for you. They likely reviewed me on another board before coming here. I have several 10/10, 9/9, and even 7/7 reviews all mixed up over 9 pages and FIVE years. You think I am going to bitch about a 9/8 when I have a freaking 6/6 still standing? Um, no dear..this would help my average.
Look at other girls who have 3 pages of ALL 10/10s, and you think me having only 7 in a row is odd somehow? Maybe, it is because a few of them were newbies and newbies grade higher? Could very well be, but at least I actually saw those guys. Yea, I am the only provider here to ever get high scores from newbies though right? LOL...Regardless of why they chose to give me those scores, is not the issue...they are real reviews, and this one is NOT.
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And I'm sure there are lots more....
Our boy ring still has not reviewed you, and I KNOW he saw you before me lol. So much for going in order bwahahaha. Hey there girl...miss you!!
Funny thing, is the guy who gave you a 9/10 was the idiot who gave me a 6/6 because of Shelby and Lily...classic! Word certainly gets around about assholes who let drama affect their reviews. If I ever tell a guy to give a provider a low score just to make me look better, please shoot me in the head already. I cannot believe what some men allow HOOKERS to get them to do.
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*ahem* I'd like you to use a capitol R when typing my nickname- after my skill at disappointing you in bed, I've earned it. Also, I forgot to ask Megan if she wanted me to review her! I'll ask first to be courteous, and then let the world know. :-P
Funny thing, is the guy who gave you a 9/10 was the idiot who gave me a 6/6 because of Shelby and Lily...classic! Word certainly gets around about assholes who let drama affect their reviews. If I ever tell a guy to give a provider a low score just to make me look better, please shoot me in the head already. I cannot believe what some men allow HOOKERS to get them to do.
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Funny thing, is the guy who gave you a 9/10 was the idiot who gave me a 6/6 because of Shelby and Lily...classic! Word certainly gets around about assholes who let drama affect their reviews. If I ever tell a guy to give a provider a low score just to make me look better, please shoot me in the head already. I cannot believe what some men allow HOOKERS to get them to do.
-- Modified on 1/22/2013 4:22:48 PM
....sometimes some guys long history of reviewing is full of shit (or who knows how much of it).
I wonder if they'll accept a 5 year old review...
and it creates a gap in the system, FYI.
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=68167&boardID=7&page=1#68167
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Hi London,
Good luck in getting the fake review moved!! It's a shame that hobbyists who don't have reviews right fake ones, for VIP!! Now, well established reviewers are righting fake ones? OMG! It's getting so hobbyists searching for true reviews will have to wonder if the review is a true account of a meeting!! I wonder If TER will start charging for VIP & not give VIP access for reviews?
So, I went all the way upstairs to get a condom, then got totally naked in the living room? That makes zero fkin sense. I don't have condoms just sitting in the living room, you half wit! Also, where is the mention of the wine and cheese I always serve to each client? What was I wearing? How long is my hair? Better yet, describe the bedroom you claim to have seen me in and what color are my sheets? Was it a King or Queen? Was there a TV in the room and if so, where was it? Also, no mention of how small I am "down there" either, so was he using a finger to fk me?
My vagina even soaking WET is not just going to fit right on someone and no way in HELL is cowgirl going to be the first position. It is ALWAYS mish or doggie, because I have to be warmed up to get on top. ANYONE who has ever seen me can confirm that. So, now I see I gave him a condom blow job and went straight to fkin...for 2 SOLID HOURS with no daty? Yea, ok dumb ass...dream on! Even a pencil d*ck takes some doing to get in me, so you picked the wrong girl to write a fake review of.
Another moron trying to get a free VIP by writing a fake review, so he better be able to describe that incall location, and produce the emails leading up to our date. I don't play this shit! I don't care if the score would have been 10/10...the review IS BULLSHIT! I trust TER to do the right thing, but they usually take up for a guy if he has years of a review history. I am hoping they will treat this idiot with the same scrutiny as any other person who tries to pass off lies. I can guess at who his next review will be of too, I bet. And, I also bet it will be a 10/10 lol.
I sent him a PM asking him to kindly tell me which incall he saw me at, because funny he made no mention or any description of it, and to produce all email exchanges that came from MY email address, not some fake one that is 99 percent close. I am calling this guy to the carpet, so please ladies...don't just assume a provider has seen a person because he reviewed her. This case proves, that is not always the case!
I don't much care how dramatic this is, and the fact that it is not a bad review should show you guys that the bad ones are not the only ones we report! To me, this guy is a threat. How many other fake reviews are on his long history I wonder? Did he get busted and now needs to show credibility to see other providers? What if goes out and rapes or rips a girl off, and I am his last review?
The last person I saw in NEW ORLEANS, was ring, and the only other person I saw this MONTH was MM. The guy is full of shit!! I require full name and employment to see anyone new in this area, so yet another detail he missed. I think I would recall screening a guy through those means just this month..he says "It was a new year" in his review.
Sorry, but I am fkin livid! I don't normally draw attention to reviews with a public thread, but it is not like this is a 6/6 and I am pissed because of a low score. This review did not even affect the average! I am hoping TER will not just trust this guy because he is a long time reviewer, because those are the VERY people who can easily get away with writing fake reviews!!
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she wasn't scorned. She got great scores for admittedly poor performance. She clearly states that she's a bad lay who can barely get a pencil up her pussy (we're not sure yet if it was sharpened, stay tuned) and can't f*ck for more than 20 minutes yet charges for two hours. Not only that, she dances like a f*cking retard. I mean, come on already, being a great dancer is WAY up there on the requirements list! Based on the revelation that she has two left feet, I may just have to pass on LR. Such a disappointment... And I almost forgot, no stripper slide, geez!
Hi Pirate,
... B-cup , or smaller requirements , travel to N'awleans & be all over her like white on rice!! 
Believe it or not, I've never wrestled a woman. I think LR may be the perfect subject for this new fetish idea but of course the danger is she might win. Being pinned by her could be very dangerous because I understand she hides that pistol of hers up her hoo-haa during appts which is why there's no room for a real dick. Don't tell anyone, it's a secret 
OMFG, you guys are killing me over here!!!! Yea, PP, I would beat your ass boy, and don't you forget it. I don't even need a damn gun to be honest..just think it's cute to have one with a pink case.
but hiding it in your pink vajayjay is deceptive and violates concealed carry laws in every state of the union except LA because, well, they're just different what with having to deal with vamps, shape shifters, and werewolves. I don't think pink pussy holsters are what the framers had in mind back in 1776 but of course, guns were much larger back then and even hookers with cavernous worn out pussies could barely shove one of those mothers up there without appearing grossly deformed. Dead give-away every time.
I'm not worried so much about you beating my ass as I am about you breaking my rock-hard cock. You have a prison guard type personality with that win at all costs attitude and it's not fair to carry a weapon inside you when I can't shove one up my ass. So prior to our wrestling match, you'll have to submit to a gynie exam for contraband weapon removal. Don't get any bright ideas about knives or snub-nose police batons either. I wasn't born yesterday sister, nor even decades ago, I can find anything inside a pussy and I mean anything, get my drift?
I'm sleepy and the pink pussies are beginning to jump over my head so I'll leave you with this challenge. Nude wrestling loser buys drinks. Are you man enough LR?
Hi Pirate,
.. larger than six inches up there!! BTW, vajayjay? Oprah used that term on her network TV show that she retired from, before owning her own cable network !
I'm not worried so much about you beating my ass as I am about you breaking my rock-hard cock. You have a prison guard type personality with that win at all costs attitude and it's not fair to carry a weapon inside you when I can't shove one up my ass. So prior to our wrestling match, you'll have to submit to a gynie exam for contraband weapon removal. Don't get any bright ideas about knives or snub-nose police batons either. I wasn't born yesterday sister, nor even decades ago, I can find anything inside a pussy and I mean anything, get my drift?
I'm sleepy and the pink pussies are beginning to jump over my head so I'll leave you with this challenge. Nude wrestling loser buys drinks. Are you man enough LR?
That's where I heard the term vajayjay.
On a side note, it seems that LR isn't man enough to take me up on my challenge. Those damned estrogen-based lifeforms...
Dude, she couldn't break an eggshell with those tiny feet.
Hi Pirate,
I don't have cable, thank goodness for YouTube! I saw the show for the first time!! OMG, I wish the opening wasn't pixelated & Sandra Bullock was not wearing pasties, or a thong!! Chelsea was buck naked I would've loved to see Sandra Bullock naked! My favorite actress, Jennifer Aniston, fully clothed, was also on the show! Thanks for the heads up on Chelsea!
On a side note, it seems that LR isn't man enough to take me up on my challenge. Those damned estrogen-based lifeforms...
Well, you can't fault me for being honest damnit...just saying. My oral skills are THAT good, and me thinks my personality is even better, or I would not have you bunch of Johnnie Boys falling for a HOOKA! Buy me a drink PP!
but... if buying you a drink makes you a better dancer, then by all means, drinks are on me because there's nothing more embarrassing than being out in public with a woman who can't even do a twirl. You're on for the drink LR but you better up your dancing game as that will be a major part of your performance review. I suggest you hit a few strip clubs and learn the moves Ms Personality. A word of caution, leave the gun at home.
It's a damn good thing you have a great personality because by your own account you suck (very well).
PP
I met Carly Simon once on a ferry boat from Cape Cod going to Martha's Vineyard...yes me thinks she is really-bi, lol
Did you notice Carly's profile looks like Steven Tyler? Yikes, she needs to put on some serious weight, lol.
So, I went all the way upstairs to get a condom, then got totally naked in the living room? That makes zero fkin sense. I don't have condoms just sitting in the living room, you half wit! Also, where is the mention of the wine and cheese I always serve to each client? What was I wearing? How long is my hair? Better yet, describe the bedroom you claim to have seen me in and what color are my sheets? Was it a King or Queen? Was there a TV in the room and if so, where was it? Also, no mention of how small I am "down there" either, so was he using a finger to fk me?
My vagina even soaking WET is not just going to fit right on someone and no way in HELL is cowgirl going to be the first position. It is ALWAYS mish or doggie, because I have to be warmed up to get on top. ANYONE who has ever seen me can confirm that. So, now I see I gave him a condom blow job and went straight to fkin...for 2 SOLID HOURS with no daty? Yea, ok dumb ass...dream on! Even a pencil d*ck takes some doing to get in me, so you picked the wrong girl to write a fake review of.
Another moron trying to get a free VIP by writing a fake review, so he better be able to describe that incall location, and produce the emails leading up to our date. I don't play this shit! I don't care if the score would have been 10/10...the review IS BULLSHIT! I trust TER to do the right thing, but they usually take up for a guy if he has years of a review history. I am hoping they will treat this idiot with the same scrutiny as any other person who tries to pass off lies. I can guess at who his next review will be of too, I bet. And, I also bet it will be a 10/10 lol.
I sent him a PM asking him to kindly tell me which incall he saw me at, because funny he made no mention or any description of it, and to produce all email exchanges that came from MY email address, not some fake one that is 99 percent close. I am calling this guy to the carpet, so please ladies...don't just assume a provider has seen a person because he reviewed her. This case proves, that is not always the case!
I don't much care how dramatic this is, and the fact that it is not a bad review should show you guys that the bad ones are not the only ones we report! To me, this guy is a threat. How many other fake reviews are on his long history I wonder? Did he get busted and now needs to show credibility to see other providers? What if goes out and rapes or rips a girl off, and I am his last review?
The last person I saw in NEW ORLEANS, was ring, and the only other person I saw this MONTH was MM. The guy is full of shit!! I require full name and employment to see anyone new in this area, so yet another detail he missed. I think I would recall screening a guy through those means just this month..he says "It was a new year" in his review.
Sorry, but I am fkin livid! I don't normally draw attention to reviews with a public thread, but it is not like this is a 6/6 and I am pissed because of a low score. This review did not even affect the average! I am hoping TER will not just trust this guy because he is a long time reviewer, because those are the VERY people who can easily get away with writing fake reviews!!
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As tough as it is to keep from being set up by pimps and LEO's, prior to seeing a provider I would only see the ones who has been reported on by hobbiest with multiple reviews (like this jackass) This hits even closer to home because under normal circumstances I would have followed this idiots foot steps. Talk about major reality check for someone as new as myself.... Well my new requirement is to only follow "whitelist" hobbiest..... This moron is taking lying on his Johnson to a whole new level...... And why?? Heck you can almost see everything you'll need to see with the free account!!! I'm willing to bet this idiot is just copying and pasting from other hobbiest.... Or heck my normals will just see me more often (and I'll lose VIP status for not posting on them again).... Be safe and good job on calling an idiot out LR!!!
First, why would the individual not do a quick check and see if the lady is active on the boards. An inactive lady is much less likely to complain about a fake review. London you do not fall into the inactive board participant category.
Second why would the guy writing the review not read a couple of the recent ones and make his like the others. At least then it would kinda match up and seem believable. This guys review didn't sound anything like the services you normally provide.
I hope TER pulls the review and the guy doesn't get the free VIP is is trying to scam.
Why? Because the idiot had no VIP to be able to read my other reviews, or he would have at least had the common sense just to say what they did, or at least get the mojo right lol. I can bet he has NEVER paid for VIP on this site, and has been abusing the system since he joined by writing fake reviews.
Am I to believe that he has seen NONE of the Top ladies in New Orleans, most of whom charge half of what I do, and look even better? Yea right. Now, I am going to get a shitload of requests for nonstop fkin dates, because of what this idiot did. Then, my next review will be a "WTF, I got none of that stuff her last reviewer spoke of. She was totally different with me, and would not shut up" lol.
I will admit i made an oversight in my initial post. I was thinking along the lines of the guys who post fake reviews to keep their VIP going. This guy would not fit that situation. You are most likely right in that he probably hasn't seen any of the other top ladies in New Orleans. In fact I would venture a guess that he simply likes reading the reviews to get his rocks off.
Hopefully, if you get a bunch of requests, as a result of this review, the guys are smart enough to read at least a couple of reviews and not just that latest one. Hell if it was me and I got the session he described, i would wonder why I didn't get London experience that was described in all the previous reviews.
You can always say your all booked cause the super bowl is coming to town. I can't imagine the chaos that be going on for the game.
I hear and read that you are wonderful to spend time with, you should come to Cleveland and let me experience that! The fire and anger you were writing with got me going! Plus my VIP membership is about up so you'd help me in that department too!
Um, I have been to Cleveland 5 times lol. Where were you?
Cleveland ?
just sayin'..
..and then to do it four more times ? boggles the mind, yes it does..
LOL, because there is a shit ton of money there ha ha. I would never just go to visit for vacation, but I have made more money in Cleveland than most any other city overall. The guys are clean, most dress in suits to meet you, and I have never had a single issue with refs or hagglers. I know...hard to believe. Columbus; on the other hand, pathetic.
Shit, was that recently?!?I've seen some of your posts before on the gd and thought damn id like to meet with her.I just never saw anything on the ad boards. Come by soooon!!!
But they won't take them down even though I have significant proof they haven't seen me.
*sigh*
Bad fakes are harder to pull than good ones, which I can understand lol. I had a guy who claimed to have seen me in 2010 and supposedly "STILL" had our email exchanges from back then? Yea right...not buying that shit. His review stood only because he is a paying member and has a long history of reviews, but that does not mean he actually saw me. It is just too easy for guys to lie and get away with it, whilst having an agenda. His review was not bad, but it was seriously inaccurate as to what I provide and even the location. He claimed he saw me in Houston, when my first trip ever to that area was a year later. Then, he want back and said "Oh, it was Nashville" because all he had to do was look at the guy's review before his that said the location.
Said I had a hotel with a balcony in Brentwood, which is bs...the only hotel with a balcony I ever was able to secure was in freaking Memphis on Beale Street, not on the outskirts of Nashville!
Hi London,
We haven't had any previous correspondence but I wanted to thank you for your view point on removing fake reviews even when they're highly scored. Taylor Steele, as she mentioned above, got one recently and started a post about it, linked below.
I made a post about how we should remove them, even if they have good scores and sort of got shit about it simply because I already have high scores. It basically went on to say that we would hope more women would remove them.
Anyway, a lot of women read your posts and I'm personally happy to see you're taking a hard stand on removing it regardless of the scores not bringing down your average. Good for you! And good for all of us!
Fake reviews are DANGEROUS!
Kiss me,
Kate
There is one guy on another review site( not sure were allowed to name the site or not) but recently in less than a week he reviewed basically almost all of the K-gal in the Los Angeles area. He's either really rich or BS just to get VIP credits.
You're welcome. Regardless of what a few STALKERS in this thread have to say, (same guy who also said women don't report high scores btw lol), I don't stand for cheap idiots who use fake reviews to abuse the system. This is probably why the clown has a history of reviews, and I bet he has never paid for VIP since day one because some many women did not want to lose their high scores. Take a look at the women he has reviewed...funny, many who are no longer active or only had a BP ad.