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TectorGorch 17 Reviews 1883 reads
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So, what are the three saddest words in the "hobby"?

I'd say, "(That) Never happened before!", and, "Can't afford you."

GaGambler 841 reads
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2 / 43
No, I can think of four even sadder words

"is it in yet?"

goofball42 1 Reviews 539 reads
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3 / 43
Saddest words...

"Is it in?"
"Aunt Flo visited."
"That's not enough."
"Time to go."

TectorGorch 17 Reviews 371 reads
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4 / 43
Ouch! That really hurts... --e--


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2648667 31 Reviews 309 reads
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5 / 43
I was gonna say "our time's up"

But GaG is definitely winning this one. So far.

bonordonor 224 reads
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6 / 43
All Booked Up. -e-


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TheGovernor 110 Reviews 207 reads
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7 / 43
I Have Retired -e-

Posted By: TectorGorch
I'd say, "(That) Never happened before!", and, "Can't afford you."

JakeFromStateFarm 336 reads
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8 / 43
You might have VD. eom


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BrooklynDahlia See my TER Reviews 210 reads
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9 / 43
I've seen bigger. -e-


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coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 397 reads
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10 / 43
When a provider says, . . .

"I don't do that."   Sorry, four words, but sadder than any three I can think of.

jelloman42 10 Reviews 208 reads
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11 / 43
"Lose my number."...eom


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Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 346 reads
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12 / 43
Courtney Ova - WTF? e


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USGrantlover 219 Reviews 274 reads
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13 / 43
lol eom


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coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 533 reads
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14 / 43
Reminds me of a . . .

high school experience.  I talked a girl into letting me go inside by promising to put just the tip in, but after a few short pumps, I was going balls-deep.  Then she says, "That feels really good.  You can put it all in."  I just looked into her eyes and said, "No.  A promise is a promise."

nothrofboston 24 Reviews 244 reads
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15 / 43
Not it she asks you that question! e

Posted By: TectorGorch

Somedudesjunk 298 reads
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16 / 43
The rabbit died eom

Posted By: TectorGorch
I'd say, "(That) Never happened before!", and, "Can't afford you."

lopaw 29 Reviews 186 reads
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17 / 43
"I've gotta cancel". -e-


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utheryeats 17 Reviews 315 reads
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18 / 43
I'm not female

Posted By: TectorGorch
I'd say, "(That) Never happened before!", and, "Can't afford you."
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sasha2cute See my TER Reviews 301 reads
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19 / 43
Ahhahaha u made me pee my pants lol. Very funny

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Posted By: TectorGorch
I'd say, "(That) Never happened before!", and, "Can't afford you."
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bdb6 24 Reviews 250 reads
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20 / 43
The condom broke (e)


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bdb6 24 Reviews 377 reads
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21 / 43
Or when she says

"My dick's bigger."

mojojo 1 Reviews 544 reads
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22 / 43
The saddest words in the hobby

aren't really words. It's silence. As in your excited email inquiry is deleted. Your call 5 minutes before the session goes unanswered. When you knock on the door at the agreed upon time, and no one answers. When you've agreed upon meeting at a restaurant first, no one shows. When she returns your email inquiry, and there are no words.  

I'd much rather have three sad words than silence. "I have retired" is much better than wondering what happened.

sasha2cute See my TER Reviews 240 reads
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23 / 43
Hahahah hope I didn't hurt ur feelings sweetie


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CorbinCandor 242 reads
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24 / 43
Get no respect…

“…got no girls either, one girl told me, C’mon over, there’s nobody home. I went over, there’s nobody home.”

--Dangerfield


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wholewheelofchz 6 Reviews 215 reads
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25 / 43
You're under arrest (e)


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CorbinCandor 218 reads
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26 / 43
Your time's up (e)



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2648667 31 Reviews 308 reads
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27 / 43
Re: The saddest words in the hobby

A completely blank email, seriously? Did that happen to you? That is sad. And creepy.

GreenSea 6 Reviews 335 reads
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28 / 43
Re: Reminds me of a . . .

Oh wow haha. That was a fantastic save tho, if she bought it.

PenleyDuke See my TER Reviews 219 reads
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29 / 43
What the fuck E


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mrfisher 108 Reviews 251 reads
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30 / 43
My boyfriend's here. eom


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1615628anon 11 Reviews 321 reads
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31 / 43
Re: The saddest words in the hobby

Condoms too big...
Time is up...
STD...
Call your doctor...
That's another hundred..

hiddenhills 143 Reviews 193 reads
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32 / 43
Forgot the condoms (e)

Posted By: TectorGorch
I'd say, "(That) Never happened before!", and, "Can't afford you."

Sexy Carolina See my TER Reviews 284 reads
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33 / 43
This months "Taxman got me"

I have a tour scheduled for later this month and three guys told me the big bad taxman got them!

Dallas_texan 346 reads
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34 / 43
You already came?

Eom.  

#justsayi

stucaboy 242 reads
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35 / 43
"this will hurt" eom


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Sexy Carolina See my TER Reviews 306 reads
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36 / 43
Ps

I didn't choose the red mad face
It just popped in my post on its own
I'm not mad as hell
I'm happy like the big bad taxman!

Greenbacks2 21 Reviews 266 reads
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37 / 43
Re: This months "Taxman got me"

He always nails me.

bocabuster 19 Reviews 244 reads
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38 / 43
Sad words

You are busted

quadseasonal 27 Reviews 243 reads
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39 / 43
Depending on your perspective.

The only thing worse than a hooker  I don't love telling me "I love you"
    would be the  the same Hooker  telling me  "My baby's yours"

Nothing else  makes a difference when the sun goes down if your hobby is only a game. :-

MILFCARESSA See my TER Reviews 228 reads
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40 / 43
Running any specials?

I am always special.  Not sure what you mean, sir?

Posted By: TectorGorch
I'd say, "(That) Never happened before!", and, "Can't afford you."
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JakeFromStateFarm 191 reads
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41 / 43
"Your wife called." eom


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Fancy8888 See my TER Reviews 357 reads
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Re: You're under arrest (e)

Posted By: wholewheelofchz
I agree. Do not want to hear this in business.

ronkini1234 2 Reviews 172 reads
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"I am Police" or "Gave you HIV" (e)


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