Have any buddy else noticed that most providers lately have cats? I love aminals but cats every where is a turn off.

I have found that providers with cats tend to be more sensual.

...they're usually shaved

and have more scratches

I have a cat at my real place and every time I turn my vibrator on she jumps under the sheets to attack it

your license plate holder says: "Missing Your Cat? Check My Tires.

You can tell us and we approve of the fact and accomodate

1- that you dont like smoke.. so our homes are smokefree OR we dont smoke in front of clients

2- Not to wear perfume

3- To wear our garters,stockings and heels

4- to wear what you request

5- to not have scented candles burning

6- to not have scented soap in our location

7- to have our homes clean and tidy

8- to have beverages and snacks for you

9- Clean linens

10- clean handtowels -washclothes in bathrooms

11- little makeup

12-no drugs

13- no alcohol

But I'm sorry, I will have to draw the line when you tell us we can't have an animal or three in our homes.. Next thing ya know.. you will be telling us we can't wear red on Tuesdays.

Give us a break

All our love,
Ciara, Mija, Bob, Blake, Max and Buddy (max and buddy are my sugar gliders )




-- Modified on 4/11/2005 4:30:53 PM

whether it be children, cats, dogs, plants or men. My dog is my child. Since I adopted him two years ago, I am much more compassionate, loving, kind and unselfish. He makes my bad days good and my good days fabulous. I give all my clients the same speech.

"I have a small dog who will be at my incall location. If you do not like dogs or are allergic to dogs, I ask that you NOT visit me."

Chances are that if you don't like animals, we won't be a good match anyway. BTW, my dog seen no more than ten seconds of every date. He barks when someone arrives. He hides after that only to come out when the client leaves. He will not come out from his hiding spot under any circumstance as long as a client is around.

Mrs. Katz!

Very true I have a small dog like 8lbs and a puppy at that I had a reviewer post about my pooch. It's like I actually invite you into my home as I felt safe enough and you get a lil pissy because my pup is here? Hello... he lives here too am I supposed to get him a sitter for a 30 min session Think not!
Not fair guys, I can definitely relate to your pet being your child

As long as there is not any of that nasty cat smell you could keep tigers for all I would care.

even if its just to meet the clan!

I've had providers like that. For the first 20 minutes I thought she was teasing, but around the 55 minute mark, I figured I wasn't her type.

I have cats and had a session a while ago where the provider liked my cats before we started. So we go to my bedroom and no surprise, one of my cats jumps on the bed, while the provider and I are cuddling under the covers. The cat starts kneeding above the covers on the provider's body (of course, I'm also kneeding, but sans clothes and under the covers). She starts getting seriously turned on and joking about pussy loving pussy. Who knew my little cat would be an added aphrodisiac. First time for everything

Then the provider would yell at you: "Wrong Pussy!!!"