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Providers always complain about my lack of manscaping during a full moon....
numpty88 14 Reviews 966 reads
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1 / 11
If full moons make you horny, this Sunday night should be special

This weekend is a supermoon eclipse on 27 September where the moon is 30,000 miles closer to the earth, and there's a total eclipse to boot.  Won't see this combo again until 2033.

What sexual ritual you do to make the moon reappear is up to you!

The eclipse will last more than an hour and be visible from North and South America, Europe, Africa and western Asia.  On the US East Coast the moon will start to enter shadow at 8:11pm and be totally dark at 10:11pm EDT
Related Link: More info at NASA

satinbutterfly See my TER Reviews 386 reads
posted
2 / 11
I love eclipses

I will definately be watching.  I read somewhere there will be a full solar eclipse viable from north america sometime 2016.

Delaneygfe See my TER Reviews 451 reads
posted
3 / 11
Moon magic

I want to dance naked under the Harvest Moon like a true hedonist!  I've always been drawn to the moon and it affects me in marvelous ways.  My gentlemen callers will be quite pleased that the supermoon happens to come on the same evening as their appointments!!  I look forward to the debauchery that will ensue!!

Related Link: Moon lover

mrfisher 108 Reviews 396 reads
posted
4 / 11
There is no finer sight than a woman's face illuminated by a full moon. eom

Posted By: numpty88
This weekend is a supermoon eclipse on 27 September where the moon is 30,000 miles closer to the earth, and there's a total eclipse to boot.  Won't see this combo again until 2033.  
   
 What sexual ritual you do to make the moon reappear is up to you!  
   
 The eclipse will last more than an hour and be visible from North and South America, Europe, Africa and western Asia.  On the US East Coast the moon will start to enter shadow at 8:11pm and be totally dark at 10:11pm EDT.  
 

skarphedin 384 reads
posted
5 / 11
What about a naked woman smeared with blueberry pie in the light of a Buick's overhead light? -e-


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mrfisher 108 Reviews 382 reads
posted
6 / 11
I stand corrected. The moonlight is a close second to that. eom


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BigPapasan 3 Reviews 488 reads
posted
7 / 11
Providers always complain about my lack of manscaping during a full moon....

...but my howling turns 'em on like crazy!

impposter 49 Reviews 397 reads
posted
8 / 11
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time

I don't know what to do,
I'm always in the dark.

And if you only hold me tight,
We'll be holding on forever.

But now there's only love in the dark,
Nothing I can say ..
Related Link: A total eclipse of the heart

inari See my TER Reviews 609 reads
posted
9 / 11
The curse can be a blessing.

We're similarly afflicted. But who doesn't like a naked romp outside under the full moon? Just gotta watch the teeth!

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 444 reads
posted
10 / 11
Too bad it's going to be completely overcast in the Raleigh area Sunday! eom


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SashaStolin See my TER Reviews 379 reads
posted
11 / 11
Yes it does make me horny and it's crazyyy how it works eom


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