It's been over a year since my last refill,  and the pharmacy needs Dr's authorization to fill.........trouble is,  it's the weekend and his office is closed.   How do you get Viagra on a weekend?

get a plastic straw from McDonalds and insert it in your pee-hole, then cut off the excess.  It should keep you erect enough for penetration, but still a little bit flexible.  This is just a theory.  Haven't tried it myself, but it makes sense.

Ridiculous suggestion, CDL. Use a coffee stirrer: narrower and stiffer than a straw.  

Or ... go to GNC or other supplement store and see if any of the so-called "natural" herbal supplements will work for you. It isn't unusual for the companies to spike their worthless powders with illegal pharmaceuticals to get them to work

Go to a porn shop and ask the clerk what shit they have that men have raved about regarding ED or erectile dysfunction.  User beware and at your own risk. Do some research online.  

Downfall is that you don't know for sure what is in any after market product.  If It Is Laced with V, C, or The other they may counter act what you are use to taking.  Be careful. Why not wait a week and call your doc on Monday? Are you that sex crazed you can't wait? Your health is #1 sex is lower on the priority list.

when he blows his load, where do you think that stirrer is going to end up?

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One of two things would work. Plan ahead by stashing two pills and NEVER use them except in one of these week end emergencies. (I do that with a cash stash.)

Develop a friend ship with a physician who will call a script in for you.

why did you wait until you were out?  OH, I'll bet you didn't realize your Rx had lapsed.  This no refills beyond a year is a PITA.  
Did your SO throw your stash away?    Yes, I keep a stash

I was shocked at the cost of these blue pills. They are now $75.00 each. They have a one time 50% off from Phizor website but after get ready to reach for your toes! A friend of mine bought a generic from an India website and 100 of them for $75.00  If I try one I will let the 60 and older board know any results.

Call the doctor's office. I am betting that on the recording they have a number to push for prescription refills. Push it, there is a doctor on call who does nothing but this type of thing on weekends and holidays.

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