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Or say, I just dropped a 200 pound anvil on my foot. (eom)
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You’re out for dinner with your ATF and in walks one of your SO’s lady friends.  What do you say?

HerrZunge 74 Reviews 4065 reads
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The job interview explanation works very well for a friend of mine from Canada. Whenever we catch him having lunch with a hot young lady, we actually believe now that it's a job interview.

Lex Luethor 2925 reads
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How about...

"Oh shit. I'm fucked."

-- Modified on 12/30/2004 5:13:58 AM

MaskedAvenger 31 Reviews 5129 reads
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You introduce your old college friend, then, on your way out, say to the SO's g.f., 'by the way, she is a lesbian and thinks you are hot.'  Then ask if she's interested, since the 'college friend' lives in Oregon and is leaving tomorrow.  MA

Noldi 25 Reviews 1951 reads
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femaleartist See my TER Reviews 2686 reads
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BagOfTricks 2904 reads
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Oh I love it!

Waterclone 78 Reviews 2038 reads
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Who are you?  No, I am not John.  I must just look like him.

Alternatively, anyone who goes out to dinner in public with a pro when they have an SO is probably anxious to get out of the relationship anyway, so perhaps "Hey, check out this hot babe I am fucking" would be in order.

BBuster 6 Reviews 1537 reads
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