My budget for pussy is almost busted!  Can I get a loan?

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But, I am a low cupcake provider, so I don't get fat!

I just finished cleaning out the kitchen of old stuff I never use and tossed out the cupcake tins because I never make cupcakes, and now I learn this.

It figures

No not a book on how to get a loan.  Until funds are in hand, you will probably need to put something else in hand.

Since nobody is willing to extend me a loan, I guess credit is the only option left. Good thing I have perfect credit.  Now I just have to find a provider that will give me some on credit.

I really love the vanilla with white icing cupcakes, you can buy at a grocery store...Yummy!  

Besides, just being with you, mrfisher, would be AWESOME!  

Love always,
Robbin
xoxo

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Seriously, I'll see people asking, "Hey do you have any spare change?  I wanna get drunk."  And people WILL give these motherfuckers spare change.  Another tactic is to phrase it in an unusual way: "Do you have 37 cents?"  People are expecting "spare change" or "a quarter," so the "37 cents" (or whatever number you choose) will thrown them off guard and stop them in their tracks, increasing your chances of actually getting some "spare change."

Then you can message everyone in your email contacts for a Money Request:

https://www.paypal.com/webapps/mpp/requesting-payments

I've known a few co-eds who have paid for a semester or two this way.

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