Ok, so I was supposed to see a hot girl today, great reviews on here.

I have known many ladies to do this when the elevators require a key card. It's stressful enough for the ladies who find themselves in a similar hotel situation without dealing with asshole behavior :-/

on APRIL 1 . but its funny as hell...lol  
 

That's not the point, why the hell should I have to play hide & go seek in a public place like that?

About the location of the key card and leave it away from the front desk.. Typically under a phone book, under a phone etc.. And within a short period of time you are meeting the gentleman so I doesn't get moved.. Many years ago, another trick was to use scotch tape and "tape it" to the soda machine.. Worst case scenario if the key can't be found, she can always meet you downstairs away from the front desk..so discretion is not violated for any of you..

I got a real chuckle out of that one.  I can just imagine Mr. Bean prowling the lobby looking for a card.... in all sorts of places.  

Dude, I'm legally blind give me a break....

and he would have trashed the lobby . that's funny , and made the evening news .  I get your point but this guy doesn't seem like the type to play getting warmer ..lol oh this shits a trip am I getting closer ? a ha ha ha  

her G spot ? answer me that .?  

Top provider. She gave me good directions to find it. Felt kind of "007sly".  Unfortunately that was the last time we met. SIGH.

role play fetish  on the house ? how old was she ? stay away from the school girl pics .  

Seriously. She did something perfectly normal and a hell of a lot more discreet than running up and down to get people. It doesn't matter if you are blind, you don't get a pass for being an asshole calling and yelling at her. How hard is it to say "hey doll, I can't find it"? Not hard at all if you're more worried about a good time than being a prick.

Maybe you should have told HER this before letting things get so uncomfortable and yelling  Your behavior toward her was NOT acceptable. She was doing her best to make sure the two of you could have a nice time together despite the hotel elevator issues. I am sure you two could have found another way to make this work ... And if not, you should have politely told her it wasn't going to work and hopefully rescheduled for another time and place.

Blind man lost damn key and my Viagra wearing off , HELP !

Posted By: purescarlett

Maybe you should have told HER this before letting things get so uncomfortable and yelling  Your behavior toward her was NOT acceptable. She was doing her best to make sure the two of you could have a nice time together despite the hotel elevator issues. I am sure you two could have found another way to make this work ... And if not, you should have politely told her it wasn't going to work and hopefully rescheduled for another time and place.

The place was under renovation and everyone had to park in back, but the nearest door required a key card.  As a result, I didn't have to walk around the hotel and through the lobby.  A bit unusual but I rolled with it and had a good time.
Surprised no one has mentioned that gals should stay away from hotels whose elevators require key cards.  It's a pain in the ass for everyone.

that may be why he yelled at her ? that shit aint cheap ive heard no first hand knowledge yet lo

Didn't she tell you the rules of the game?

This should not be a guessing game.  She should have given clear instructions so you could find the card smoothly without drawing attention.  Did she do that?  You don't think so.  Or did you drop the ball & not remember exactly where she said (not having been in this place before).  I've not encountered this myself & I would have been flustered, to have this presented without warning. You are visually impaired & others might have other disabilities that would make it difficult to find.  In fact mine would be one.  So her clever plan blew up in both your faces.  Maybe it wasn't so great a plan.  
I don't think you should have "Yelled" at her (your term).  Nor she you.   I think this can be a learning experience...  drop the hostility.   I don't imagine it can be easy to leave keys inside the lobby...  inconspicuously...  for her either.  But directions should be clear...  unmistakable

Finally someone gets my point and will defend me. I've seen about a dozen girls before with no problems, everything went fine. I'm not a trouble maker. She caught me off guard, unprepared, frazzled. I'm thinking outcall is the better option from now on. She even admitted earlier in the week that she doesn't usually do incall, so maybe that's why she did this...

he aint blind he want handicapped parking and started to believe , hey howd he drive to the hotel , lmao  

So using the "legally blonde...err blind" isn't the real issue here.

I am not criticizing you for being blind.  I am criticizing you for screwing up - badly.  

Some have suggested that she hid it but you don't say. Regardless, FTS! As much coin as they get paid, they can come up with a better system. I don't see any reason they can't come down and meet you.

On the other side of the coin. Was the key left with staff? You were moronic enough to tell her your real name?

I've never been on a key hunt but I've had many meet me in the lounge/lobby

for that shit . id rather have a drink first  

She obviously is using this as a safety measure instead of taxiing up her dates from the lobby one after the other.  I've had ladies leave me room keys in the lobby, and its never been much of an issue following simple instructions.  I'm not tooting my own horn, my point is that this practice doesn't seem that uncommon.  The OP doesn't seem too concerned or even aware of the issues that come from hosting in an upscale hotel.  

I'm sure that some insurance company out there is getting fleeced with this dude.

I agree with those who said you should have asked her for more info and explained your problem. My point is that, while getting a key card can work under some circumstances, it's really much better if the girl doesn't book a hotel where key cards are needed for the elevator.

Because you are completely in the wrong here. What he WAS saying was that even more unusual has happened, and others seemed to manage. Sometimes, you get a hotel with a key card required elevator. Unless we call ahead and ask specifically, or have experience with that particular hotel, we aren't going to know.  

Things need to be as predictable as possible.
Too easy to criticize this guy, but if I got this instruction at the last minute I could see getting flustered too, especially if I didn't find it right away.  Now if I knew this was the scenario before I arrived, then I'd be more prepared to deal with it.
Having said all that, while I understand his frustration, yelling at her was a dick move.

Instead of calling her afterwards to yell at her, you coulda just called her while you there and asked where the key was.  

highly rated provider I know does this whenever she has incall in a particular hotel which requires a key to all the elevator floors except the lobby and mezzanine. Kind of 007-ish, as someone else on here replied, but she is so great, I put up with it.

That's unfortunately not always the case. Sometimes you just get stuck with an elevator issue, and you have to do the best you can. That's why dinner and/or drinks dates beforehand are perfect: you can give the gent the key ahead of time.

And it's usually to protect you from standing in the hallway knocking. Especially when support staff is in the halls cleaning.

I can see where you might not think to do that with a place you'd been at before but even so, it's really not so hard to check before booking.  I've seen lots of posts on local boards asking for such info and I assume the PO Board is good for that, too.  Or just call or email the hotel.
In any case, in the years I've been doing this in NYC I've never had to deal with the problem.  The one case where it happened was in a suburban location.

Generally for normal people when some tells you they left a key in the lobby doesn’t mean they hid it under potted plant in the lobby or under the cushion of a chair in the lobby. It means they left key at the front desk and the expectation is for you to walk to the front desk and ask for the key.

...is the drama about?  

Why not put it in an envelope and leave it at the front desk? People assume hotels let’s say 3 star or 5 star hotels keep up with your room. No they don’t, they don’t have time. They have other things to do.  

Any reputable hotel will ask to see ID proving you are the name on the envelope.  Then what?  So let me guess.  Now that you've moved up from being a hotel desk clerk, what job did your keen intellect qualify you for?  Sanitation Engineer

I think the OP used "yelled" as a figure of speech & that he didn't actually yell.  Complained, probably more accurate.  
He left after being confronted by hotel staff, so as to not cause a further scene.  I don't think he was wrong & don't think he owes her for the appointment IF he didn't know of this plan in advance.  I really think stashing a card INSIDE the lobby where he would be observed is really a bad plan.  Maybe there are other lobby styles where this would work, but it still seems risky.
It would have been better for her to ride the elevator down, the door opens & he gets in & go up.  

and I wonder how she is going to explain to the front desk why she is leaving four different keys, for four different guys, all named "John Smith"

Dumbfuck missed the entire point of "hiding" a key in the first place, which was to call LESS attention to herself as a hooker, coming down and escorting various gentlemen up the elevator to her room. Fungus the moron wants her to just announce it to the world that she is a hooker doing incalls.

Does anyone wonder why I doubled down on my bet for Fungus repeating as SPOTY?

As for the OP, he was a dick for calling her up and yelling at her, he is not only blind, but stupid as well. Not stupid in the category of Annoying Fungus, but pretty damn stupid if you ask me.

JAWS for Windows.  Yes, blind and low-vision individuals can use the internet.  This is 2014

Had the lady been astute enough to alert the dude of the circumstances due to key elevators. This could have been done as soon as she checked into the hotel. At that point is would be up to the client if he wished to continue with the arrangement.
Because she failed to disclosed the necessary protocal the guy got flustered , anxious then pissed off.

A 14,000 page paper on "what makes an asshole".

Which is one of the few explanations for rather average, even homely girls getting 10's for appearance. At least with the OP we will know the reason why when it happens.

and the OP did at least make one statement that I can agree with. He plans on sticking to outcall in the future. Personally, I think that is a great idea.

look alike? Please don't tell me she wrote the room # on the envelope with the key card in it? Who knows who might find it and go visit her room to possibly do her harm.

Well, your Hawks won't be lifting it this year. Your coach is too busy grabbing his crotch.

I've turned around the lives of people far worse than you. What seems to be standing in the way? Why can't you be a happy person?

Unless that's his next excuse?

I'll limit this one to only 10,000 pages...single spaced again.

But I guess you may have been the linesman that missed the "delay of game" that caused Coach Q to show the refs where to go fuck themselves.

Go Penguins hehe

Never yell at sum1 who may at some point have ur cock n her mouth buwahaha

First of all the blind jokes…not cool. Second of all everyone involved made assumptions.
He assumed that it would be a two call system because he wasn't told otherwise so I'm on OP's team.

He wouldn't have seen any infractions...hence NO penalty.

So we could be absolutely clear on what a complete and total moron fungus is.

her dog was blind too.  

VELCRO  

This time he left no doubt.

I was worried a bit about my SPOTY bet when I first saw that his post was uncharacteristically intelligible, but then I read his actual post and my worries subsided. lol

I can just see some hooker leaving five separate key containing envelopes behind the front desk with instructions to the clerk. Envelope number one is for Mr Jones at 1 PM. Envelope number two is for Mr Smith at 3 PM, etc etc. Now THAT would be a riot, and that would also be "Fungy Logic" an oxymoron if I've ever heard one.

You had your chance. You blew it. You'll never have another. Now, I've got to get off the board, shower and shave, and get ready for my Saturday night date. I hope someday somebody teaches you how to not be so jealous of everyone else, and to just live a happy life.  
 

So that's it...your entire attempt at my salvation.  I'm guessing that means no papers for my team to read and critique.  I'm really quite disappointed.

I'm low volume

Haven't  you seen the guys that start prepping days in advance for a "date"?

I have a feeling that WB might not really be prepping for a date tonight, I think he might actually be getting an early start for a date he has next week sometime.

and why is it that guys like you and me, who spend almost the entire day laughing our asses off, are always accused of being unhappy? Turdy does the same exact thing. The piñata call the stick "unhappy" Oh well, I guess when I actually start understanding these guys, that's when I need to start worrying.

I just tend to want to believe that the dudes who talk about getting ready days in advance are just joking.

According to the manginas here who get laid once a decade, it's very important not to masturbate too close to, or too far from your upcoming date. I think that the consensus arrived at by the mangina contingent here is that one week of no sexual gratification of any kind prior to a paid date is the optimal amount of time. I don't know if that applies to non paid dates, but I doubt that any of them have had a non paid date in decades, so I guess that question is moot from their POV.

and at the risk of being exposed as a witless nincompoop, I give up.

Please explain the joke to me.  (If indeed it is a joke and not some psychological experiment like no soap, radio.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! That was a seriously dumb ass post from fungus...... LMAO

wow that was just too funny.  Fungus the doofus strikes again.  I think this just made him take a far leap ahead of Pimples.  

the second post is the answer to the first joke and the comment about provider years was just that things are sometimes funny and maybe we should just go along with it if no harm is really meant . well except for the provider years which could be scary lol...

For real?
She sees with her fingers, velcro is tactile, "I see, said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw"

So Velcro is tactile, but what does that have to do with her leg being wet?

Am I the only one in the whole universe who doesn't get it yet?

no mr fisher  
Velcro is her favorite color .. her leg is wet cause her dog is blind too ... go back and put them in order ....answer to second joke and second post .. and stay away from those lobby keys lol.... have a good day tomorrow ..  
 

a hooker , she can wash her crack and reuse it ? ...............laugh at that one ..............or  

but you'd think the dog could tell by scent that her leg wasn't a tree, unless the dog lost his nose, which is another joke altogether.

But Velcro a color?  Just doesn't seem to make much sense.

Here's a better one that is at least related to a present holiday:

How does a blind and deaf Jew follow the Pesach seder?   Matzos!

And now on that note, I'm about to whip up a mess of fried matzos.

Happy Easter and Pesach to all.

Label a hooker angry etc when she just tells it like it is. Or tells hookers to leave the business when they have a couple of asshole hobbyists and mention it here.  

I am sure you have noticed that it's rarely that any of the board "assholes" are really ever angry. Quite the contrary, we are usually the ones laughing while the "nice" guys are all butt hurt and upset over the least little slight to their egos.

AAR we welcome you to play on our team. Now go yell at someone for being stupid and we can laugh together when they call you an "angry, bitter, man hating hooker"

My answer to any name calling from now on is yes, thank you, now move the fuck on.

It sounds like OP was caught off guard and got flustered or even panicked.  It happens.  He yelled at her and now maybe she's angry at him.  She didn't warn him; he might have overreacted.  I'd call it even. I mean I think they should call it even.