Okay, I'm not a huge CL fan, but peruse it on occasion to see what's going down in my city, as Madison is hardly a mecca for quality companionship.. Lo and behold, there is an ad for adult toy product testers- it says they have lubes, lotions, clothing items, performance enhancers, toys/vibrators, etc. Not too weird, I guess- it makes sense that adult toys would need to be "tested." However, get this:

"Someone from the business would need to be present to help demonstrate and or use products, we would then like a quick review of what you thought of the product."
"In cases of products needing a second person as stated that person will come from the business as we want the testing done in a controlled situation. It however is strictly for testing products out, believe it or not but these items as any product needs testing for quality."

Lol. So a woman can't give an accurate review of her liking or disliking of a vibrator without someone (my guess would be a man) watching her do it? Or (god forbid) what if she can't figure out how to use a vibrator or other toy without someone demonstrating it's proper usage? And if it is say a lube for intercourse, or a performance enhancer, she is supposed to fuck the man from the company in order to ensure that "the testing is done in a controlled situation?" And if this is such a long running and professional business, why the hell are they posting on Craigslist? Anyone else ROFLMAO? How is this not a ploy to get young hot college girls to fuck this man or jack off in front of him for the price of a sex toy plus a paltry hourly wage??

If anyone wants to volunteer, I'll provide the link below Maybe I'll send him an email and tell him that he should just hire a provider and stop being so damn sneaky. LOL!

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