What would be the three biggest surprises I would get If I spent some time reading the Providers-Only Board

Get a sex change and become a provider.  I don't recall if you were among the jizz-junkies on the "taste-your-own-semen-thread" below, but it would be a good first step.

Using an alias but I've heard some false things about me by a vengeful person. Just saying!

Wait....
There's a Providers Only board here???
Where?  
How do I not know about this??

Forgive me, as I DO live in a cave, under a rock, with my eyes closed and my fingers in my ears.

Good luck with that.  They are far more secretive than many of the pussies who have access to the Reviewers Only Board who leak hobbyist only intel like a sieve.

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I would walk by the ladies room in the local movies house. The entrance to the ladies room area was much fancier than the one for the men's room.  We knew there was a waiting room and then the actual toilet area.  My friends and I had fantasies about what kind of spectacular things might be in there.  There were older girls in the neighborhood and we would ask what it was like "in there."  They would smile and giggle and tell us we were too young to know.
Later I found out, of course, that there were no secret facilities, no special massage tables, no string quartets, in fact nothing but toilets and sinks.  
Now I sit and wonder what spectacular things go on at the providers only board.  When I ask providers, they smile and giggle.

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then again, we might not really want to know what's being said about us guys if and when they discuss us. Lol

Just sayin'

What is likely to most surprise you, is that ya'all do not occupy every thought we have, and every breath we breath. What might surprise you is that we all have lives outside of the hobby, and that just as often as not, that is our fodder for discussion.

....... in a way that doesn't actually give anything away.   You know, a general but vague sort of response?  Like political leaders frequently give when put on the spot LOL.  

Upon further thought, it seems to me that the following could be said about virtually any restricted-access group or secret society, for that matter.

1.  It's pretty mundane day-to-day conversation that could be happening anywhere, private or not.

2.  Unless you are provider, the specifically hobby-related topics don't apply to you and therefore would likely bore you.

3.  They're not talking about YOU.  

 
(Seriously, a few guys have speculated that the PO board is nothing but a Hens' Club where were everyone sits around yakking about the board posters.  While playing bridge or knitting, of course. :rolleyes

 
Please feel free to flog me if you think I've "leaked" anything.  

Gossip, cliques and catfights would be my guess.

...and after an initial period of craziness, once everyone hot to know each other, it has settled into a mundane routine...but it's nice to watch a group of people who have never actually met face to face grow into friends...

Now, about that flogging you mentioned...

That just about every one of the providers there think hobbyist asking questions like this must be clueless, complete asses or both. For most of us, though, I suspect that would not be a surprising revelation

Seriously, there's a reason they have their own board and if there's something you need to know to be a better client I suspect just talking with the girls you see will get you all the info you need.

But why would I want to hack into the PO board?  It would probably be like reading "The View" instead of watching in on TV...YAWN.  I think I would prefer to hack into Donald Trump's bank account and show some of our lovely ladies a really good time.

Holy crap. I'm shocked and extremely surprised such a secret would be revealed. To learn that providers don't crochet I'm simply overwhelmed! I'd need to sit down if I wasn't already.

I thought that the responses might be brief, slightly informative, somewhat indifferent. I expected someone to generally explain how bland, boring or mundane the topics were and generally diffuse any curiosity there might be.  

It seems like simply asking the question struck a nerve in some posters. Not everyone. I did not mean to offend anyone. The intensity of the responses of some posters caught me by surprise.

I suspect that the discussion here did not diffuse curiosity

When I wrote "you" I wasn't specifically speaking of the OP.
I honestly don't know if anyone has talked about him there.

It was a general"you", referring to posters here as a whole.

Again, I apologize.

Perhaps I should have written "we're not talking about Y'ALL" in there! 😁😜

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LMBO...I think we are neighbors TSIvyAnders

The Wal Mart version.

I knew you meant the generic "you" and not anyone in specific. I guess JLS is so upset (as usual) about what Jake had to say, it interfered with her reading comprehension skills.

Now if your comments had been directed at me, that might have been a different matter altogether, I can only imagine what a message search on the PO board with the keyword being "GaGambler" would turn up. lol

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So, what you guys don't know, is that the PO Board is actually a video chat room.

I happen to be an expert hacker, so recently I managed to hack into a discussion of two gals I know discussing a birthday gift I bought for one of them.  (My RL name is Fred.)

Let's take a peek, eh

How old are you?  Wasn't this 50's fare?  Lol

It's damn hard to get in to that PO board. Admin told me to try again in * 6 * months! I better get busy posting!

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Lol....I thought I saw someone moving into the cave next door.
Good. It's been empty for months and you're the first person I've seen since.....well, since ever.

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surprise #1: a lot of the same types of Q&A and comments as public boards.
surprise #2: a lot of fear of "Leaks" if a provider is called out or mentioned by name
surprise #3: pretty high use of alias' due to #1 and #2.

Really? When I started which not too long ago I got in on my 1st try...  Maybe the rulers have changed within 3 years..

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Belly of coarse.

I was a member of the RO Board for years and it leaked like a sieve.  Also, there were rumors that Providers had used fake handles to become members there (never proven, to my knowledge, but plausible).
All the phoney outrage over this is amusing.

my last visit with a supposed 10/10. LOL

Please don't report my leaking of the secrets of the RO board, even though I did sign that confidentiality agreement.

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If it is for the providers safety I am all for it. If it save's one life or a provider from getting mugged GREAT ! I think we would all agree to that. If a provider told me how to be a better client because of what someone wrote, I hope they tell me.

Yah, I quickly wrote 10 reviews so I could see what the secrets were in the "inner circle" of the RO board, and it was...meh.

I guess the PO board is mostly business issues. Clients have no need/reason to know.

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i once innocently said the reviewers only board was discussing the "sexy librarian look."

that remark got me banned from all boards, and only with some negotiation am i able to post on general and local boards, but i am banned for life from the reviewers only board.

for nothing more than the "sexy librarian look."

jesus.

That's why I wanted / want to be apart of that board. I'm still trying. I mainly would like to gain access for safety, etc.... but told to be more active....

would any man want to know what women talk about when they are alone together. Their preference in tampons, the best douches, shoes, how to annoy the shit out of the men in their life. A good part of the reason I see hookers is so I don't have to listen to the inane shit that comes out of a woman's mouth. Why would I want to know what they cackle about when they are roosting.

Same here and I used to actively post on this board nearly every day for months and still no access so I gave up.

I recently contacted the support team to ask for permission to have access to the board...they told me I'm unable to join bc I need more time and need to participate the boards to see if I'm LEGIT!...I'M like damn how many docks they need to review me before they validate me...I've been on terror for a yer now...with 10!! excellent reviews from top guys known on the board (some)...what the heck...guess I need to get back to ducking to prove my loyalty. .. (I have dry humor..but seriously let me get back to work)