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There are no women up there. Do you think he packed a Fleshlight, or just his rosy palm?

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"Oh, this one dude is going to space station for a whole year. I guess I should ask if he will bring fleshlight up there. Do they stream Pornhub up there or is streaming blocked?!"

Yea... no.

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There's no rule of which I'm aware that only heterosexual males are allowed in space.  Maybe they're expected to "help out" each other in case of dire need?
Either way, my hat's off to them, that's one hell of an adventure.

It's not like he'll be all that time in a boiler room trying to sell aluminum siding.

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Pot=Kettle=Black much?

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There are (apparently...) only so many choices for threads on a fuck board.    This one is at least reasonably unique and is sort of interesting to think about.  There is certainly no expectation of privacy in such an environment unlike, for example, the polar expeditions of the last century which lasted years in very close quarters with no women.  

NASA has the place wired for sound and video and they even have the crew wired to a point...  

I can just see it now --- "Your heart rate is increasing and your blood pressure is rising.  Are you OK..... Please respond."

I think it will be very high stress - over and above the whole "stuck in a tin can with no way out for 6 months"..... Just imagine having a good whack off captured for posterity by NASA....

So yes... the fleshlight thing was silly... but have a sense of humor, dude....

I doubt if she stands fit to give consent.

Oh, and didn't you notice perfectstorm's correction that the astronaut is not Mark Kelly, husband of Gabby Gifford, but his twin brother?
*sigh*
Do you ever actually think before you leave a comment?  Do you ever actually think at any time?

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Perhaps you should get your facts right before you post.  

 
Pot+Kettle=Black

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To hide from your brainless and heartless original post.

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NASA has launched Project ITCH, which stands for Inter-galactic Touring Cat House.

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Finally, someone nailed him on his asinine and thoughtless responses!

The list is long and distinguished.  Happy to add you to it!

It was a legal question.

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Law and Order and Homicide: Life on the Streets were my favorite two episodes ever on television.  

Homicide's "Prison Riot" is a close second or third or whatever.