I get selected for security, I get wanded, yada-yada, then SHZAAM! I am escorted by 2 hotties to a black flapped area and they said in lowered voices with deadpan expressions, "We need to see the piercings." I had the biggest grin as I exposed my brand new gold nipple dangling cubic zirc. baubles, and belly jewels, oh Lord you could have heard a clit drop on the floor and flop in ecstacy. I was hoping to get a comment about the tattoos but no, they started opening every piece of souvenir stuff I hauled from Key West: shrimp and crab fishing floats, odd pieces of driftwood and old fishing nets, they swabed each one for explosives, and I was grinning the whole time. Man I need a portable egg vibrator for when this happens again, maybe I will get lucky. I should have filmed it for my website.

-- Modified on 4/27/2004 6:41:36 AM

They probably are muff diving to it right now.

You are a sexual terrorist. :P

-- Modified on 4/26/2004 8:58:20 PM

"Thank you for sailing American Airlines".

When they got to your "other" sex toys...lol...they must have wondered if they stumbled across a raging,sex crazed,female pirate of the Caribbean...

Cheers Matey!

Did you see "Fight Club?" The luggage that gets held because it vibrates?  ("Sometimes...it's a dildo.")

Of course, that was before 9/11.  They'd probably evacuate the terminal if that happened now.  I could just see the news reports.

BTW, it does raise the question, have you had the HSA unpack any toys yet?

/Zin

They should feel special for getting a freebie.

-- Modified on 4/27/2004 6:21:26 AM

With all the traveling I do, not once have I been searched let alone wanded. On my last trip to Cali I even tried to stick a toy gun, along with my many toys in the luggage in hopes of getting searched. No luck!
Maybe next trip  ~Carlee

She is a stewardess and was not used to having her carry-on checked.

On a trip to Rome, her carry-on was inspected and they examined her numerous toys and lubes very carefully.

She told them she had a special audience with the Pope.