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jjweiskopf 1 Reviews 1940 reads
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The Dick Size Thread – Magnum Non Grata?

If a guy is more endowed than average and if he informs providers of that fact before their first meeting, are there ladies who actually say no thanks, and pass up the business?  Do you offer the guy a session with a restricted menu, or just let him know it's not going to work?  If a larger than average guy doesn't give you advanced notice, how would you deal with it?

In my 4th month participating in P4P.  Learned very early that “more” is not better in P4P.    

I make a point to inform providers who haven't seen me before...  an introductory PM would normally include something along the lines of  “A few ladies have commented when they first see me that I am bigger than average”.  So far I have not been told no thanks, and a couple have replied that size is no issue.  My favorite type is mid- to late-twenties, average/athletic build ( somewhat curvy – not skinny ), usually around 5' 2” but some taller.    
Am I just lucky that I haven't been turned down so far?

Before posting this I reviewed some old threads and found one provider who specifically mentions “size restrictions” on her website.  But generally, I don't see this information on provider sites, except in the context of excursions to Greece (men with oversized baggage cannot be accommodated – lol).    

[it was either this or a DATO thread - lol

BlondeRoots 827 reads
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2 / 38
If a woman can birth a 6-10 lb baby, she can accommodate your big ****

Ok I've never birthed a baby but I've never seen one so big that I was like OH HELL NO!!  If she's a tighter girl, the key is that she's aroused first and maybe some extra lube and take it SLOW.  Let her do the work.  If you just jam it in, that is not cool and that could seriously injure her like tear her.  Which is an unpleasant as it sounds.  

But you probably don't need to tell her about your size bc her references will tell her if you're really that huge that she needs to know upfront.

Robertini 4 Reviews 575 reads
posted
3 / 38
See, who says there is no sense of humor?

and then he writes was either this or a Dato thread. LOL!

Have you heard the joke about my penis?

I won't bother telling you, it's too long.

 
But is this post funny or it's just me?

jjweiskopf 1 Reviews 645 reads
posted
4 / 38
Re: If a woman can birth a 6-10 lb baby, she can accommodate your big ****

I try to be very communicative and take it nice and easy on the initial entry.  But once we get going if she is really not into it (like she is just counting down the seconds till I am done), then it's a mood killer and I'm likely to lose my "inspiration".  I'm definitely not trying to "destroy" anyone!  
So I'd rather know up front if it's likely to be an issue for her.

Some providers just seem to look at my Okays, not really checking any references.  Do the ladies have a backchannel Big Dick database? Lol

Thanks for sharing your perspective

jjweiskopf 1 Reviews 450 reads
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5 / 38
At least one of us may be PUI. Thanks Robertini! -e-


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Lea_ThePrivAsst See my TER Reviews 612 reads
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6 / 38
I think you're mistaken. Not all ladies are built for big. -e-


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Lea_ThePrivAsst See my TER Reviews 610 reads
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7 / 38
I think it's important to mention if you plan to get everything on her menu.

I work with average or larger ONLY.  I can't feel less during intercourse so that limits the client menu to non-penetrating activities or disqualifies me as a good candidate for their next meeting.  I would rather a client find a provider that works well with his equipment than surprise me.

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Lady_Rose See my TER Reviews 648 reads
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8 / 38
Size doesn't matter to me...

But regular size raincoats don't mean "one size fits all" Advance notice would be good because I'de have to have the appropriate suit size for a big guy :)

gatorjimmy 33 Reviews 630 reads
posted
9 / 38
Or she may need to get a 'C' section to accommodate his big ****

EOM
😉

Posted By: BlondeRoots
Ok I've never birthed a baby but I've never seen one so big that I was like OH HELL NO!!  If she's a tighter girl, the key is that she's aroused first and maybe some extra lube and take it SLOW.  Let her do the work.  If you just jam it in, that is not cool and that could seriously injure her like tear her.  Which is an unpleasant as it sounds.    
   
 But you probably don't need to tell her about your size bc her references will tell her if you're really that huge that she needs to know upfront.

Bill_Brasky 450 reads
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10 / 38
Do U have any idea what a C-section is?

Apparently not.

Bill_Brasky 564 reads
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11 / 38
Now U must wear a dunce cap until you read this.


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AvaLondon See my TER Reviews 375 reads
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12 / 38
Huh? (e)



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jjweiskopf 1 Reviews 374 reads
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13 / 38
Is gator talking about episiotomy?? -e-


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jjweiskopf 1 Reviews 427 reads
posted
14 / 38
I'm still in the magnum range, not really huge! -e-


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gatorjimmy 33 Reviews 364 reads
posted
15 / 38
Apparently you don't get sarcasm. Eom

Posted By: Bill_Brasky
Apparently not.

jjweiskopf 1 Reviews 493 reads
posted
16 / 38
Re: Size doesn't matter to me...

Before I realized that I should buy magnums, I would struggle to squeeze into a standard size raincoat.  Really painful!  :)

Posted By: ladyrose317537
But regular size raincoats don't mean "one size fits all" Advance notice would be good because I'de have to have the appropriate suit size for a big guy :)

jjweiskopf 1 Reviews 452 reads
posted
17 / 38
Re: I think it's important to mention if you plan to get everything on her menu.

Thanks TPA!  

I always like to be up front about it!  :)

Bill_Brasky 463 reads
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18 / 38
Nice try!

NOT

MissErinBlack See my TER Reviews 652 reads
posted
19 / 38
Size of a lady doesn't have much to do with what size dick she can take.

I know girls a lot smaller than me that like taking dick a lot bigger than I do.  I've never rejected anyone based on their size, though.  

If you know how to actually have sex, size is less of an issue.  As others have said, using lots of lube, going slowly, and ensuring your partner/provider is turned on is a huge help.  There's not much that's hot about having your cervix pounded, especially the residual cramps that can occur after such a pounding. :/

I'd hope that most ladies keep lots of different sized condoms or female condoms around for larger-sized clients, but knowing in advance helps one be prepared.

expat337 49 Reviews 445 reads
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20 / 38
Nice problem to have dude...

If girls mention dick size on reference checks, they would probably say something like "no problem sweetie you won't feel a thing. And if you are giving him oral and the phone rings feel free to answer and the person on the other end will have no idea what's going on." Hahaha FML

BlondeRoots 477 reads
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21 / 38
I *suspect* the original poster isn't... COUGH ... A good lover

I think he may be in love with his **** and his head (the one on top) has gotten so big that actually putting in effort to please the WOMAN sexually has gone by the wayside.  I think he thinks that because he has a big **** as soon as a woman sees it, she should be thrilled and instantly turned on.  Me thinks this guy is a selfish lover.

stfuDonny 532 reads
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22 / 38
Non grata, non true!

Personally I am more than welcoming of the big guys,  because hey...I'm a size queen and I love being stuffed good. But... god forbid I make this actual public knowledge because then I'll be called loose by people who don't have it.  Too bad on them that their insecurity is completely unfounded.   They just try to shame the chick by saying " oh, busted pussy!" And imply that a size queen is a bitch with a cavernous vagina. Bring on the big ones :) enjoy my lack of gape and abundance of stretch ;)

Posted By: jjweiskopf
If a guy is more endowed than average and if he informs providers of that fact before their first meeting, are there ladies who actually say no thanks, and pass up the business?  Do you offer the guy a session with a restricted menu, or just let him know it's not going to work?  If a larger than average guy doesn't give you advanced notice, how would you deal with it?  
   
 In my 4th month participating in P4P.  Learned very early that “more” is not better in P4P.    
   
 I make a point to inform providers who haven't seen me before...  an introductory PM would normally include something along the lines of  “A few ladies have commented when they first see me that I am bigger than average”.  So far I have not been told no thanks, and a couple have replied that size is no issue.  My favorite type is mid- to late-twenties, average/athletic build ( somewhat curvy – not skinny ), usually around 5' 2” but some taller.    
 Am I just lucky that I haven't been turned down so far?  
   
 Before posting this I reviewed some old threads and found one provider who specifically mentions “size restrictions” on her website.  But generally, I don't see this information on provider sites, except in the context of excursions to Greece (men with oversized baggage cannot be accommodated – lol).    
   
 [it was either this or a DATO thread - lol]  
 

hbyist+truth=;( 627 reads
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23 / 38
Please do not speak for all women....in regard to your title.

And during childbirth, there are certain hormones available that are NOT when just having sex, to accommodate the head and shoulders of a new born.

And some hookers do not get aroused with their johns and all the lube in the world will not make taking king dong without pain.  

And then there are some of us who cannot take a big dick...period.

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hbyist+truth=;( 468 reads
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24 / 38
I would resectfully decline

Because of you did not mention it and every guy with a big dick knows it, then you will be disappointed with the limited menu or the fact I just say no and ask you to leave.  

Many ladies will suck it up and deal with the discomfort afraid of a poor review.

hbyist+truth=;( 553 reads
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25 / 38
I do not keep extra large condoms

Because I have no intention of using them. I know my limits and if a guy needs one of those he is too big for me.

jjweiskopf 1 Reviews 555 reads
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26 / 38
Selfish? Not exactly. Good lover? Maybe not...

In a civvie "session" I usually put all kinds of time and energy into taking care of my partner's needs.  I learned at a young age that making her happy makes me happy.

Now, since starting p4p not too long ago, I admit I probably lost sight of that.

Some kind soul sent me a PM recommending that i make longer play dates so we have the time to really enjoy each other.  I think her advice was right on.  :)

jjweiskopf 1 Reviews 412 reads
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27 / 38
H+T = :) Thanks for being honest! -e-


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Bill_Brasky 476 reads
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28 / 38
That's what I assumed, but he claims he was being sarcastic. So one of two things are going on here

1) He's ignorant.
2) He's got a really mediocre sense of humor
:)

BlondeRoots 497 reads
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29 / 38
Its OK

Hot chicks don't have to put in a lot of effort either.  They can just show up and the guy is so intoxicated with her beauty, he just looks at her and climaxes.

You should hook up with a perfect 10 goddess. Shed just lay there like a dead fish, while you just lay beside her with your giant ****.  Neither one of you will try to please eachother bc you're both so smokin hot and happy to be there!

jjweiskopf 1 Reviews 524 reads
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30 / 38
Re: Its OK

Too funny!  I never claimed I was giant.

Funny you should mention the perfect 10 goddess...
My next scheduled date is with a ter rated 9+ but she looks like an 11 to me.  

And if she mostly just lies there then fine, it will be more like a civvie date and I'll just have to work harder!  :)
Posted By: BlondeRoots

...
 You should hook up with a perfect 10 goddess. Shed just lay there like a dead fish, while you just lay beside her with your giant ****.  
....
  Kisses!

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Bill_Brasky 536 reads
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31 / 38
I would have assumed your screening would have revealed his dick size anyway.

Isn't that what references are for?

BlondeRoots 421 reads
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32 / 38
Dork! (end)


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jjweiskopf 1 Reviews 558 reads
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33 / 38
Now that crossed the line!



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hbyist+truth=;( 462 reads
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34 / 38
I ALWAYS ask a reference if the guy requires a magnum

Some ladies are unwilling to tell me that info. And some lie.

hbyist+truth=;( 478 reads
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35 / 38
You're welcome. e.


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Crazy Diamond 12 Reviews 445 reads
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36 / 38
I never have to worry about my we-we...

Never had a complaint, but a few compliments.  Good enough for me...

hbyist+truth=;( 499 reads
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37 / 38
To support my point, check out this post

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=266750&boardID=18&page=1#266750

Many of the hookers who answered this freely admit to not sharing anything other than he is safe and they would see him again. Useless information when there is so much more that can turn a session into a freaking nightmare.  

I wish that the ladies would be so much more helpful with each other. I won't hold my breathe though.

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some-guy 6 Reviews 466 reads
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38 / 38
First time I've ever heard of this being a "problem." -eom-


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