My ex fiancé gave me his ex celebrity girlfriend's lingerie.

The best present is a warm, viscous pearl necklace.  (Ho-ho-ho said the ho.)

A wooden statue of a  cat.  Wierd though, I still have it.  I was very pissed off at him, but still have that stupid cat.

That wooden cat could keep you warn......if you have a fireplace.....but since you are in San Diego I would guess not.

Thank you

It's a mindless, lazy gift.  And besides, I have truckloads of the stuff - or at least half a bar fridge full.

All i see are bottle of wine.

If you don't want perfume, what kind of present(s) would entrance you?

...would be having you open the best Christmas present I could give you!

ho-ho-ho!!

/Zin

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I think a wooded cat would be a bummer.  

/Zin

i got my car stolen one christmas, does that count?

I'll take the Chanel #5 !

LOVE that Stuff!

Jenni

For being refreshingly honest... Get it guys perfume is the cheapskate's way of giving nothing. If you can't be creative then give her a big fat tip.

So how can we make it up to you? I will nominate you for "pimp my ride" If you can stand the scrutiny of the camera. Wanna?

for me it was the ex's habit of having his mom pick up something for me at work (she worked in lingere dept of jc penny so you might think nice) but she had the most god awful taste
forget anything sexy more like the oversized sleep shirt with a turtleneck colar and a flanel gown again turtle neck colar but that one at least had 3 bottons wow almost could breath

I got Mono from a girl I met at a Christmas Party a couple years ago.

had a girlfriend that broke up with me on my birthday also. Talk about really hate the damn holidays.....

It needs to be stored in a cool, dark place.  A fridge on the lowest setting (ie warmest - for a fridge that is) is perfect.

Also works for coffee...if you're Jim Rockford, you can double-up and store your gun with the coffee.

worse than that, it was the type of book a woman could never relate to, and which I have no interest in reading

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