That was double dog daring you?

I did...had to ask around what some of my pals thought it meant too.  It was unsolicited...no clue why this hooker sent me the PM either.

Well, some guessed that she wanted me to book her for a session.  I figured that's odd..isn't that reserved for Sadie Hawkins Day?  But I sent her back a reply asking for a clarification and never got a reply.  Maybe she checked my site and realized that my rates are non-negotiable...and I need an advance non-refundable deposit.

Sometimes I just don't understand women!

The are magnificent creatures, but I for one have never been able to figure them out, so I stopped trying.

We men are easy to figure out, feed us, maybe add some beer or bourbon, show us your boobs and relieve us of our spunk and we are happy. Not much else going on. Women on the other hand are very complex and they seem to be all over the place with their thought patterns, what works with one woman one day won't work the next. Perhaps that's what intrigues us men do much? Nah, boobs, pussy and talented mouths, that's what does it.

Ya gotta love em though, the female body is a masterpeice, it's a wonder to me that there aren't more lesbians or at least bi women. Look at the wacko Arabian terrorists, I'd want to blow myself up too if women here were covering themselves from head to toe and I couldn't look at porn. I mean really?

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So do you have any idea what "double dog dare" actually means?  That was it...along with some "fuck you Bob" and some other tidbits  LOL

What does she double dog dare me to?  

I guess it'll remain a mystery  

Not sure what this gal is doing using a driver when it should a wedge to the green.

from time to time.  One time a lady pm'd me confirming our appointment the next day.  I responded "huh?"  She quickly responded that she had pm'd me by mistake but then went on to say she was available if I was interested.

Interesting marketing strategy

This is what seems to be what I don't quite understand from this PM I got.

I often have gotten the "hey babe...rents due" PM...guised as variations on this.

But this PM...seems like she is challenging me to something...maybe holding my breath?  Or perhaps jumping on one foot for a day?  Maybe not trying to use the word negotiation for a week?

I just don't know what the dare is.

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After a dare has been made and the daree has refused, the darer can then raise the stakes by double dog daring the daree, meaning that if the dare is carried out by the daree then the darer will also perform the task.

Triple dog dare is when a third person wants in on the dare. And so on.
I double dog dare you to moon that cop. If you do it, then i will do it.

Urban Dictionary

Ladies wanting to get lunch with me their treat. Ladies wanting to know about the local scene. Ladies sending ad like PMs. Ladies pitying me. Ladies wanting to talk as I am a nice guy. I also have been read the riot act. I don't worry what it means. First no man has a clue what goes though that head of theirs. Second it doesn't matter as I keep things on a professional or friendship level. My advice don't worry and be friendly if she is f5iendly.

But the darer has not defined the dare, so the daree doesn't know the dare to actually accept or reject the double dog dare without the formal dare being defined.

I hope it's not holding my breath  

When I've gotten PM's asking me to do whatever...they ask about a specific thing.

This PM simply "double dog dared" with NO definition of the dare.

I think that the gal who PMd me was just infatuated with Bob.Sugar and the thought of my reading (and responding) to her PM gave her a rush.  I have that effect on women.

But she's not responded yet to tell me what her double dog dare is.  Maybe she needs some smelling salts?

She was inviting you to a threesome with one of her friends where the only allowed position was Doggie.
That could be fun.

Or something requiring furry costumes.
One of those for sure.

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She should have her eye on the ball, her stance is ridiculous, and her head appears to be cut and pasted onto her.

This is on the photog, for sure.

Oddly, her grip on the club is about right

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roger that?

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And when she woke up the next morning realized she'd made a huge error in judgment.

Who knows...maybe she'll send me some explanation someday  LOL

Hopefully while she is sober.

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Actually I found it quite creative...given who created it  LOL

Some ladies do it and if you don't want to be bothered don't reply.
I always reply and never had any problems.
If I want to see her I will and if I don't then I will move on.
It's really not a big deal.

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That is what I equate the term "hooker" to mean.  Drug addicted and addled, a victim with an abusive pimp.  In other words, being trafficked.  Your lack of respect for the ladies is obvious.

That being said, I've received more e-mails, texts, and calls from my lady friends than I ever would have thought when I first started hobbying, and some of these relationships have lasted for years.   If you treat the ladies correctly, they will also with you

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Yes, many PMs over the years. Back in the day I was much more active on the forums, and with reviews. Many times atfs would chat me up, or gentlemen would ask more specifics on the ladies I'd seen. Quite often new ladies, with whom I'd flirted in a post, would write and ask if I'd like to come see them. A compliment goes a long way, so I met many new ladies that way.  

But my favorite PM of all time was from Jessicaa Joleen. She's a beautiful woman, so I'd definitely noticed when her ad scrolled by, or she said something in a post. One day I wake up, and there's a PM from her. I'm thinking that she's going to ask me to come meet her for the first time. But alas, it was something else. She had sent me her complete new photo shoot, all 15 sexy pics, with the line, 'I hope you enjoy this'. I'm not sure if it was her way of saying let's meet, or it was simply a mistake, but I did enjoy those pics. Now, every time one of her pics scrolls by, I think of that old PM.

LOL, I always thought the term "Hooker" sounds a bit demeaning, but nonetheless, I do occassionally receive pm's and text messages from some of my favorite ladies and I don't mind at all. I don't recall receiving a random message from anyone I don't know.

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but sometimes I get unsolicited emails

I don't bother hobbyists.I wait for hobbyists to call /text/email me.NO strings attached business hobbyists.Escorts solicited business emails and texts.Thank you.!

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